BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist

Subject: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: GUEST,Just a nobody
Date: 23 Sep 01 - 10:05 PM

I just caught up on the news, how many believe that the Taliban has actually misplaced the #1 wanted man in the world?

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: toadfrog
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 12:29 AM

ACHTUNG! TROLL!

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 12:44 AM

Well, you know how it is, one minute you have it in your hands, the next, whoops, gone!

I'd check down the back of the sofa..... or behind the clock. It's usually one of those stupid places you think it'd be too big to be in!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From:
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 12:54 AM

I think it is quite plausible that he has eluded them. Would you hang around knowing the whole world was looking for you? Do you think he didn't have all sorts of caves and tunnels and escape routes planned? mg

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: Crazy Eddie
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 01:07 AM

Or perhaps it's like those times when you spend five minutes looking for your glasses, and then realise that you were wearing them all along!

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: Melani
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 01:32 AM

If you believe that, I've got a couple of very tall buildings to sell you...

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: GUEST,just a nobody
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 08:32 AM

No not a troll... I am only seeing if it is just me that doesn't buy it. Damn... not everything is a troll...

Personally, as I said, I don't believe it. The reason being is, the Taliban swears that he had no communication with the outside. His actions were monitored, and communication severed. Now... oops... he is gone. Either they were not watching to begin with, which means tehy shouldn't have defended him, or they let him get out hoping to save themselves. They could also just be bidding time.

Wait... look behind the fridge...

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: GUEST,just a nobody
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 08:34 AM

hEH...Yeah, this is a troll, but I can't resist...

Suppose Hillary Clinton will find Bin Ladin in her closet?

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: Jeri
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 08:40 AM

I can sort of see a conversation like this:

"Osama, dude - you really screwed the pooch this time. Ya KNOW they're gonna ask us. Why don't you go hide someplace and not tell us where?"

"OK. I guess I'll go back to that camp I used last Februar..."

"NO, DUDE - WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!! Look, we're covering our eyes - go hide. Go visit Saddam or somebody. You're a missle magnet, pal, and we just don't want you around."

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: GUEST,just a nobody
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 10:37 AM

Maybe it is just me... but I'm getting a visual image of someone holding up thier thumb so they can't see Bin Ladin...

"Nope... nobody's here... I can't see him... nope... looking, looking... nope"

Old "Kids in the Hall" skit...

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: Fortunato
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 10:42 AM

Well you know what? He better try to hide. I hear he's pissed off the wrong guys.

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: Morticia
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 11:19 AM

He's probably in the back of my upstairs cupboard.....everything is in the back of my upstairs cupboard....including the dead sea scrolls and the rosetta stone.

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: Pseudolus
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 11:25 AM

Funny, they knew just where to find him to ask him if he did it..........

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: Fortunato
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 11:26 AM

Morticia, can I read your scrolls and take a rubbing of your stone? anxious in annandale, Fortunaoto

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: Morticia
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 11:29 AM

Oooooh,cheeky!!! Always reminds me of the old gag..." Has he got the scrolls? No, he always walks like that!!"

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: JenEllen
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 11:57 AM

Reminds me of my students:

'um...the dog ate my terrorist?'
'oh, I must have left my terrorist in my other pants...'
'we had to turn in our terrorists TODAY? I thought that was next week....'

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: heric
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 12:33 PM

Oh, that terrorist fella? No. . . I ain't seen him around here for a while. Ask Abu Abdallah over there. HEY ABU! You seen that terrorist fella around here lately? You, know, the one they says blew up New York City? [Abu lowers his newspaper but doesn't remove his sunglasses and shakes his head slowly.]

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: GUEST,just a nobody
Date: 24 Sep 01 - 01:59 PM

Hmmm... I hope they check thier pants pockets before they do laundry... I heard Terrorists don't hold up well to a washer and dryer.

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: The Walrus at work
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 01:59 PM

Lost:
One world renouned terrorist
White(-ish) turban, long beard, hangs with a gang
Answers to the name of "Osama"
If found please contact Mr G.W.Bush or any US Embassy.
Reward to finder?

Subject: RE: BS: Lost: One world renoun terrorist
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Sep 01 - 02:14 PM

I'm sure either McGrath of Harlow or Lepus Rex is in touch with Osama.