Professor Stanley Unwin

Subject: Professor Stanley Unwin
From: little john cameron
Date: 05 Feb 02 - 07:53 PM

Ah remember listenin tae the prof oan the radio when ah wis a wee laddie.Ah never laughed sae much in mah life although ah never had a clue whit he said.Anybody else remember him?
'PROFESSOR' STANLEY UNWIN 85 not out - presents JARS a centenary gift with his unique view of jazz history

When Jazz (how or what) came, is the dizziest of a fundamole. Not mark you of a Gillespeed fundamole, O no. There were no recorms vailabold 'til 1917; these by white perslode, The Original Dixieland Jazz Band.
Maybe otherwise jazz handy down by fardles'n mothers 'til the first recorms in 1923 in a railside studio ramshackload by a black onsombly; Oliver's, 1923, with his Creole Jazz Band, which inclubed Louis Armstrong who strode with first fine second trumpy-blow.
There's a start of a historical impaggers indeedy-ho!
Early twenty yields the whiters band of Paul Whiteman, but with few jazz creaturals. These were some bar interjeps from Joe Venuti (catgut'n violin scrapey-joy, y'know) and Eddie Lang's guitar pluck'fretfolded; O yes.
Mind you, there were hot solomes done by C Melody saxophobia from Frankie Trumbauer and Bix gave splendy cornet hot contribule too. O yes.

Ha ha ha!! ljc still laughin.

Subject: RE: Professor Stanley Unwin
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 06 Feb 02 - 03:51 AM

A man who should have been on the wireless much more! e'll be sadly missed ...

For those who weren't familiar with the Prof (and those who were, for that matter), here's a blicky.

Steve

Subject: RE: Professor Stanley Unwin
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 06 Feb 02 - 03:58 AM

And if you're unfamiliar with Unwinese, it works best when read out loud, especially to a group.

Subject: RE: Professor Stanley Unwin
From: Ritchie
Date: 06 Feb 02 - 07:49 AM

the 'Small Faces' "Ogdens NutGone Flake" Happiness Stan is un doubtiblee the purimost.

regards Ritchie

Subject: RE: Professor Stanley Unwin
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 06 Feb 02 - 09:52 PM

Sounds like Esperanto to me...maybe we should get Liland to translobulate.

Aloha,
Mark