Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Banjo-Flower Date: 11 Jul 02 - 02:11 PM And i bet he soaks his dwyle in bear (cos he comes from 'ull) Gerry |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 11 Jul 02 - 02:00 PM Banjo Flower, look what you've done. I'll now have to soothe him in Withernsea, and probably again in Goodmanham on Saturday. If he repeats his last post, we can all watch out. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,mick /punchthehorse Date: 11 Jul 02 - 12:52 PM Oakley, it isnt. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,Oakley Date: 11 Jul 02 - 10:55 AM Banjo Flower, For God's sake don't rattle Mick - that's my job. You see, he was Curmudgeonly enough on Sunday, and I'd hate to see him become monosyllabic or repetitive in his posts. Hiya Mick! How's it going? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,mick /punchthehorse Date: 11 Jul 02 - 10:51 AM banjoflower, no |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,Pete "Townsend" Deanmeister Date: 11 Jul 02 - 10:43 AM Bannnnanas, Dave. Get it right. And you made no mention of the salad dressing. I had particularly interesteing plans for that. One wonders where this thread is going to lead....However I am going to be astride my throbbing machine, as I have no intention of spending the evining in the Punchmobile. One night in your van in deepest Lincolnshire was quite enough for me. Can you help me? What is a Matelot? I am obviously an inferior illiterate peasant. And how does one join the Moist Helmet Display Team? I have a friend of a mate who is interested in canoeing in ploughed fields. He also plays the Harpsichord in a Kurdish Jazz band. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,mick /punchthehorse Date: 11 Jul 02 - 10:37 AM banjoflower, no |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST Date: 11 Jul 02 - 07:41 AM Bannnnas and vaseline, Peter? On a trip to the seaside? Involving four grown men in a camper van? Good heavens! Our reputation will be in tatters if this ever gets out. By the way, I know why the manufacturer of your strings has a stammer - it's the pressure of the extended shift pattern they have to operate when they get wind of a forthcoming gig involving Pete "scissorhands" Dean. Honestly, it's like playing with the Who sometimes. I don't recall my assailant speeding off up Chanterlands Avenue on a stolen motorbike, but there was a Lada parked nearby. With a strangely - configured keyboard on the front seat, marked "return to the ship". I think he is either a matelot or an alien. It's start, anyway. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,The Deanmeister Date: 11 Jul 02 - 07:05 AM Make that search and rescue. Though saerch and rescue might be more fun. Oh and please bring bannnnanas. One can never have too many. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,The Deanmiester Date: 11 Jul 02 - 07:02 AM Mr Shuttleworth, you did not answer my question about Plug...! Calling me your good mate will not get you off the hook. And brother Oakley, did your assailant escape on a savaged Kawasaki 750 with no fairing, stickers all over the tank, and a gold sprayed engine block? We may be victims of the same Hamster brandisher. What is the world coming too?? I hear a vicious rumour that the equine pugilists are performing at a place called Withernsea on Friday. This is a worrying development in our career, gentlemen. If we're not back by Sunday, will some of you kindly order a saerch and rescue expedition? Please bring vaseline and field dressings. And salad dressing might be a good idea. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Banjo-Flower Date: 10 Jul 02 - 05:56 PM Punch the Chip-pincher what a fantastic name for a band (much better than Punch the Horse do'nt you think) Gerry Ducking and running for cover |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Skipjack K8 Date: 10 Jul 02 - 05:12 PM I'd lay off the bear for a while, John; it seems to make you irritable. Gary |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: harpmaker Date: 10 Jul 02 - 04:02 PM Oakley, think nothing of it, you can borrow my spanner anytime! John, I think he was wrong trying to pinch your "sume chips"! And ohh------Hi Pete mate!! Hope you are well!! From your good mate Shukko-xx. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 10 Jul 02 - 03:46 PM Peter, there is no point trying to engage me in intellectual pursuits, because last night I was subject to a horrific street crime. Some footpad in a cowboy hat, brandishing a hamster and a Portuguese dictionary launched an savage and unprovoked and attack (well, relatively unprovoked attack), leaving me black - eyed, verbally abused and starving. I have given the police a full description of the assailant, including what he muttered whilst giving me a good seeing - to (a long rant about banana-flavoured bears; but they said it could have been almost anyone in Hull, and needed something more positive to progress their enquiry. I am now a statistic of this troubled world. Oh woe.
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,The Deanmeister Date: 10 Jul 02 - 07:38 AM Good day chaps. Mr. Harpmaker, I do hope were not suggesting that I look like Plug from the Beano.....!! This thread must be kept high up the list. Was gonna say something intellectual to brother Oakley, but frankly I can't be arsed. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 09 Jul 02 - 07:55 PM Helooo , tonight I went To t ap £ Spile In Hull, and coming back I got a Pizza and sume chips,, I put the chips on top off my pizza and I was eeating them when a Bad Person came up to me and try to nick my chipps, he said" Give me some chips" I said 2 no, piss off, but he tryied to nick my chipps anyway so I punched his face and he fell down, at the time, i felt a bit gilty and run away, but when I got home I think it was his fault and I should have punch him more, you should not nick other peepoles chips. PS. if you see anything in the paper about this pleese do not tell them it was me that punch him, but you should not pinch peeoples chips.john |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,Oakley Date: 09 Jul 02 - 09:21 AM Don't worry guest, John will be safely aboard his ship now, dreaming of his bears, hamsters and banana-flavoured beers. And puzzling about Dwyle Flonking, purple helmets, land canoes, the Red Arrows, cycling and my awful legs. All in all, a very satisfying thread, completely unaffected by drift, and drivel-free. I think that this is the reason I drop in occasionally. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST Date: 09 Jul 02 - 05:22 AM Something more than a keyboard is loose in this thread. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,Oakley with fading bruises Date: 09 Jul 02 - 04:54 AM Harpmaker, thanks for the spanner on Sunday. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: harpmaker Date: 08 Jul 02 - 08:08 PM look foreward to it! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 08 Jul 02 - 08:04 PM That's right harpmaker, my keebord is no good, i keep meaning to take it back to the ship. PS Why is OAkley always telling me to go t sleep? I f I go to sllep now I wont get to sleep, i need to have a few bears first) Another PS, see you temorrer.john |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: harpmaker Date: 08 Jul 02 - 07:57 PM Idiots--Its "PLUG",-'y know, like him out the "Beano", who looks like **** out of punch the horse |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 08 Jul 02 - 07:46 PM sorry, I ment plog (not plig).joihn |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 08 Jul 02 - 07:31 PM By the way, you are very welcome for the plig. But what in the name of all-that's-holy is a plig? I have to lie down now and try to forget. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 08 Jul 02 - 07:25 PM Along with "never buy your underpants from a car boot sale", your advice will be my personal mantra for ages. Now get some sleep, John in Hull. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 08 Jul 02 - 07:02 PM (they will make it taste funny).john |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 08 Jul 02 - 07:01 PM Tanks for the plig akley, dont forget to keep your bannnanas away from your bear. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 08 Jul 02 - 06:49 PM I am thick. Thus, I have just realised that The Deanmeister/Pete the Axeman (multiple personality disorder, Peter?) is one of my tallest friends. And has been so for over 18 months. (A friend that is, not the tall bit (although I suspect that he has been tall for ages)). Anyway, hello Peter! this is one hell of a way to idle away those precious insomniac hours huh? Always refer matters of spelling to John in Hull, who can be relied upon. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 08 Jul 02 - 06:23 PM Wicks's own brand drain-testing kits produce brown smoke. B&Q; red. It well be a spectactular smoke-fest but they burn for about 6 minutes on my test-rig. Those Red Arrows (who flew over my house last Saturday without permission) will be weeping into their Airtex singlets for months when they get a whiff of this. I kept the spirit of the 164 alive on Sunday Gary, though I missed the company of my accomplice. If anyone suggests that playing the organ is acceptable behaviour, just say no, and shop him to the the Special Whistles Division of the Humberside constabulary. Might see you tomorrow. Salut! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Skipjack K8 Date: 08 Jul 02 - 04:53 PM Gazooks, you've inspired me. It's time the Purple Helmets pulled on the flavoured mackintoshes, and thundered like pistons into Beverley, but without being sick, this time, huh? August 4th, or whatever, we'll be there, bare, fair and square for the bibulous ride-past. Sorry I didn't make Wooton, people, as the present Mrs S was expiring at home, but I debuted as an organ virgin at the Catholic cathedral in Cambridge, playing stuff for a fambly Christening. I served 'em up Planxty Irwin for starters, whilst they shuffled in, Morning Has Broken for the choral stuff, Lord of the Dance on buttons and bows, then the grand finale of Ashokan Farewell. The trouble was that my crowd all buggered off after the ointment bit, unbeknownst to me, and I was busy giving Jay Ungar's finest to a churchfull of God-botherers waiting to kick off the 3.45pm mass. Laugh? I nearly put some Euros in the collection! One other thing is worth the mention. My lovely sons wanted to join in the playing, so I let them pull the organ stops out. The sign said "on no account use No 16 Basson". The boy waited for the final verse, but out that mother came. The spire nearly ended up in the font, and I declare siesmologists are poring over a graph showing techtonic shift in the Gog Magogs. Skipjack |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: GUEST,Oakley with a vivid backside Date: 08 Jul 02 - 11:40 AM Yes. Await the launch of new thread entitled "Cara at Holy Trinity Church Hull UK" very soon. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: GUEST,mick /punchthehorse Date: 08 Jul 02 - 11:36 AM oakley. rumour has it that cara is playing at holy trinity in hull this coming saterday. Is this true? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: GUEST,Oakley with an arse like a baboon's Date: 08 Jul 02 - 10:28 AM I was also put off my stroke by the appearance of my legs. They went down much better in Wooton however, so I suppose it is a north/south thing. Incidentally, I became a little unsteady later in the evening, and my good friend John (Cara's guitarist) bundled me, the legs and my trusty bicycle into the back of his landrover and emptied me onto the pavement outside my house. Bless him! Abiding memory from Nellies? Using Dobbo's pint to locate the puncture in my inner tube, thinking it was mine. What an understanding man he is. Hope to provide a full formation display of purple in August. What do you say, Skip? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: GUEST,mick /punchthehorse Date: 08 Jul 02 - 09:50 AM Thanks for that confidence booster linda. The sight of brother Oakleys legs was slightly of putting, but as the saying goes, anything that would shock mick mcgarry would turn thousands grey.
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Linda Kelly Date: 08 Jul 02 - 06:46 AM Mick - your explanation of Dwyle Flonking is surely the definitive version. Marvellous and you were in fine voice yesterday -not even put off by the sight of Oakley's legs, which is more than can be said for the rest of us! |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: GUEST,The Deanmeister Date: 08 Jul 02 - 06:08 AM The above conversation has me completely flumoxed. So this is what you all get up to in the early hours of the morning???!!! Thanks for the review, Groupie. Did you get to Nellies yesterday? A little flumoxed as to who you are... Incidentally, is that how you spell Flumoxed? Or is it flummoxed? Help....at least I can spell bananas. I will have to keep my eye on you lot. Later Dudes. Pete the Axeman. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Oaklet Date: 07 Jul 02 - 07:21 PM If I added anything meaningful, you'd swear it was John writing. Instead: I have a sore arse, a wistful countenance and memories of abuse from drivers on the 164. And a bloated gut. So that'll do. This is Oakley, South Ferriby, (UK) Goodnight. (Oh, and by the way, Wooton was good too).
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 07 Jul 02 - 06:32 PM I think it is bannanas, or is it banannas. I mean them yellow things that mokeys eat anyway.john |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Skipjack K8 Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:51 PM Could you try and spell bananas one more time, please, John? Gary |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Oaklet Date: 07 Jul 02 - 06:14 AM Hi John, I'm fine thanks. I will be at Nelly's later and plan to meet up with Gary later later this evening. Just try to get some rest now. Sleep tight, John. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 07 Jul 02 - 05:15 AM Ey up aklkley you w posted while i was typing, hows it going mate? have you seen that Skipjack bloke ( Gary ) recently)? are ye's going to nellyies? |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 07 Jul 02 - 05:11 AM Ey Up Mick the horse puncher, I'm hopping to get to Nellys later, though I might go on the bus, I am feeeling ratherb pissed at the minit, Aye that was it (Gurning) thats the werd I was lucking for.see ya later.johhn |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Oaklet Date: 07 Jul 02 - 05:10 AM I have annointed my sensitive bits with vaseline in preparation for Nellies. See you later. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: GUEST,mick /punch the horse Date: 07 Jul 02 - 05:06 AM after yesterdays gig in bourne pete dean is now looking for a job in a skiffle band!! He actualy managed to finish the last set with two strings on his guitar,so a permanant guitar tech with punch the horse is not without it's atractions les.The only other person i have seen who can change a string as fast as him was Buddy Guy. john, I think you are confusing "Dwyle flonking" with "Gurning". Hope mustafas wife is o.k dont let her near the bananas and cheap wine, a lethal combination with all that curry, and definatly exclude her from the team, under rule four (section 2 clause 7b)of the "dwyle flunkers" manual (international version) Thanks groupy for nice press, please say hello if you see us at "Nellies" |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 07 Jul 02 - 04:05 AM (Dont put your bananas neer your beer).john |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 07 Jul 02 - 03:53 AM That wine was definetely shit, but luckily I just found some beer at the back of my fidge, but it tastes of bananas (I can't remember how yoo spell bananas but you know what i mean), I think I kept my bananas tooo close to my beer and the taste escaped and got into my beer, so just think on , and bear it in mind etc.john |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 06 Jul 02 - 11:09 PM unfiortunatly i coiuldnot go to see pinch the horse on frifay, i had to go to werk because Mustafa's wife had a baby on friday night.It lookss like i missed a good night. Thanks for ecksplaining flye donking mick, it sounds a lot more eziting than cricket, maybe we should organise a mathch, maybe Hull catters versis the rest of the UK or something, we could play it in Peerson Park or that new stadium that the council are bilding, or maybe yorksire v linconshire, but there is not many of them, we could get on tv. when you said flye donking i didnt know it was a game, I Thought it was pulling funny faces with a tiolet seat round your neck, I know there is a name for thids but i dobnt know what it is.Excuse any bad spellings, (I am drinking sume chhep wine from Jacksons, (El Vino Medditeranno), don't buy any it is shite, it makes you pull funny faces.john |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: Les from Hull Date: 06 Jul 02 - 10:42 AM Sure, Maggie and I'll be there, Sunday. I gave myself the night off from the Kingston (our usual Friday session) as Maggie wasn't coming out to play (work, not ill). So at last I got to see Mick and the lads in action. A splendid night. I even got a part-time job as Pete's guitar tech, as Pete has been to break an occassional string. Might I also mention (again) the chance to see Mags and me and Rog live and in person in the Sun (Beverley) in the evening. We'll try to be as entertaining in our own way as those equine pugalists. |
Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: GUEST,groupy Date: 06 Jul 02 - 06:18 AM Caught this great band last night for the first time.only because the name intrigued me. It is great to see musicians playing for the audiance on their feet and enjoying!!! themselves.This has restored my faith in proper live music, as apposed to the kareoke type that has become so prelevant of late. The explanation on dwyle flonking is great!! I thought this was a wind up, but there lead singer assured me this was not.This band is a must to see. I will definatley be going to their next gig.I was told that there is a singaround at nellies (every one welcome whatever your musical tastes, or you can play sing or not) in beverley this sunday were a couple if not all of p the h appear on a regular monthly basis.Hope to see you there.
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull From: GUEST,Oakley, needing the toilet Date: 05 Jul 02 - 05:43 AM You've gotta hand it to yer man, Mick. Apparently it's tonight, it's free and starts at 9. Durty Nellies also serves a great pint of Bear. |
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