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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Noreen Date: 17 Jul 02 - 08:37 AM Punch the Horse at Dirty Nellys (PART 2)This thread is closed, because it got too long and some people may have trouble loading it. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 17 Jul 02 - 12:34 AM See Part 2 (this thread is getting too long for the old people with computers).PS I think I have met everybody in this thread, has anybody else met every body? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Noreen Date: 16 Jul 02 - 11:02 PM jOhn, I'm glad our meetings were as memorable for you as they were for me... we met first in the beer tent at Windy Bottom (come to think of it, that could also be a pigment of the imagination). Was it after you saw me playing key bored that you fell into the river? :0) nOreen |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 16 Jul 02 - 07:40 PM I keap meening to go to THe slooop, Gary gave me directions ages ago, but I don't know wether my heap of shit Lada will get there, (it is only 5 yrears old , but seems to get more rusty ebery day)! Maybe I will buy a pushbike, then I can drink beeer as well.john |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 16 Jul 02 - 07:32 PM Oh God....Perhaps it will all be ok in the morning.... I can smell marzipan....I think that cornflakes look a bit like people...... |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 16 Jul 02 - 07:28 PM Oakley, try not to drivel on your keyboerd, (you might brake it) a good way to clean bits of pizza and nuts and stuff out your computer is =turn it upside down and hit it , but hold it over youre bin or all the bits will get on youre flooor and make a mess.john |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 16 Jul 02 - 07:27 PM Jesus, streetfighter John now eats Goldfish! I have to lie down and try to forget this. It might get in the way of successful social interraction with my peers. There is only so much that a feller can take. Can you ever leave The Mudcat Cafe? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 16 Jul 02 - 07:21 PM Harpmaker, I have gone to bed, happy, sore and musically satiated thanks to the Sloop Inn in Barton on Humber. The second place I played in my return to music 5 years ago. One year for each of your fish. See you soon. I have to sleep.... |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 16 Jul 02 - 07:17 PM That's what he thinks! (I like goldfish) :-) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: harpmaker Date: 16 Jul 02 - 07:09 PM 5 |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 16 Jul 02 - 06:56 PM The power lunch is a must, now I know that Harpmaker has four goldfish. References to this and diarising was to make the Americans (who post in the night) feel more comfortable. I have just been to the Sloop in Barton and been reminded of why I bothered to learn to play the violin in the first place. I am a bit pissed, so I'll go now before I start to drivel. Goodnight. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 16 Jul 02 - 04:22 PM Linda-i have seen nOreen beforr, S(She was in wales, playing a key bored (and singing as well), I think I saw here somwhere else as well but i dont know yet.I think we should have a meeting (a big piss up) and sing and music and eat food, I lik to eat pizzas) .If you don't want to see the deeep , you can see harpmakers fish pond, i have just seen it, it is really nice , he has got 4 gold fish. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Noreen Date: 16 Jul 02 - 02:11 PM Linda, how remiss of me; did I not reply to accept your offer of accommodation?? So sorry, my dear- but you know how it is, so many offers of one sort or another to deal with... What form of protective clothing should I bring, and is this requirement due to the house or the guests? Perhaps the rubber gear would also be useful for visiting John's oft-mentioned DeppO? I have actually met joHn when he was from Hull rather than in Hull, but not his hamster; perhaps the hamster could be included in the power lunch? (Calm down John, I meant as one of the guests.) There may be a small window... |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 16 Jul 02 - 01:41 PM I am glad I am not alone in thinking that Noreen is delightful, Linda. Why don't you get your people to liase with my people and Gary's people (and of course, John's people) to diarise a power lunch in Hull. Or alternatively, a bit of a soaking in a bear house. Keep us informed. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Linda Kelly Date: 16 Jul 02 - 01:27 PM I am hoping the delightful Noreen will be my guest during Hull Shanty Festival -I will be delighted, protective clothing willing, to introduce her to Oakley et al. With any luck I may also be able to introduce her to John From Hull to prove he is not a pigment of her imagination (as he would put it himself). |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,Oakley almost spent Date: 16 Jul 02 - 11:05 AM Skipjack, I am very pleased that you are pleased. I think that we shall pleasure each other in the Sloop this evening. I am looking forward to it. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,Oakley flat out Date: 16 Jul 02 - 10:58 AM Ossonflags, there is always a downside of asking me to elaborate upon anything. But here goes. In my dream, you were throwing small explosive charges from an island in the middle of an urban lake, killing wildlife - particularly the sea anemones that inhabited the lake in large numbers. Around the outside was a throng of angry onlookers, all baying for your blood. They urged me to row to the island, where I had to dispatch you with a sharpened wooden pole. I had to do it, but it took ages to get to you because the island was covered in a tangle of office furniture. When I finally stabbed you, you beamed with pleasure, as it was some kind of test. The onlookers started to cheer in support of me and what I had acheived. God in heaven only knows what that was all about. I hope you aren't too disturbed or traumatised by it. But watch your back during the Punch the Horse gig at the Hope and Anchor South Ferriby UK on the 27th July, particularly if I have my sharpened pole with me. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: ossonflags Date: 16 Jul 02 - 10:16 AM oakley, many thanks for the dream, was I good? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Skipjack K8 Date: 16 Jul 02 - 09:17 AM Skipjack is pleased! Gary |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,Oakley hard at it Date: 16 Jul 02 - 08:45 AM Order and peace has now been restored. Thanks Noreen. The apology is all mine. How I could have twisted your innocent plea for baby-sitting services, into something as wanton as that, I'll never know. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Noreen Date: 16 Jul 02 - 08:21 AM Oh, Oakley my dear, I do apologise but I fear you have taken the wrong end of the stick (?!).... I was merely enquiring whether you would look after my offspring while I am singing with the Shellbacks, since you appear to be such a fine and upstanding citizen. (Phew- got out of that one... the lovely Skipjack would never forgive me...) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,Oakley hard at it as usual Date: 16 Jul 02 - 06:13 AM In the "Cara at Holy Trinity Church Hull (UK) thread, Linda Kelly wrote "Hull have spent serious money in advertising costs for celebrating the Deep as the finest aquarium in the land -What a waste of money- when all that was needed was a national advertising campaign using John from Hull's inimitable expression 'WE GOY A BIG FIS DEEP SEE MUSEUM' -they would be flocking in their thousands!!!!" I added that Johnny Depp, as his surname is the same as a certain submarinum (as translated by John in Hull's keyboard) should be engaged to spearhead the campaign. Now, if I recall, didn't Johnny Depp play Peter Dean in the film Peter Scissorhands? Or have I been completely phased by my invitation to impregnate Noreen? Keep this to yourselves, but last night I dreamed about Ossonflaggs, and am worried that I might have to increase the dosage. Again. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,The Deanmeister Date: 16 Jul 02 - 05:52 AM Oakley, you appear to have a new fanclub member. And yes Noreen, I suspect there may be a good deal of the above ocurring at Shanty time. Bring your own Hamster. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 16 Jul 02 - 02:47 AM noreen- you should go to huul, we have got a deep , 9best one in the wrolrd).john |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 16 Jul 02 - 02:29 AM Noreen, I have just blushed hotly and now have to lie down again. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Noreen Date: 15 Jul 02 - 09:18 PM What with equine pugilists and ursine imbibing (John's Best Bitter Bear for a title?) I find myself made all of a flutter by this thread... I must get to Hull by fair means or foul! Will any of the aforementioned activities have a place at the Hull Shanty Festival? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: harpmaker Date: 15 Jul 02 - 07:51 PM OK Pete, mate. Ohh, missed you last night at the 'Oddiees'though! Anyhow, Andy made up for it- The bugger man! The Tasmanians kept us well entertained with their music. Chow for now, Johnny------not in the Beano.Hmmmm!!! |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: ossonflags Date: 15 Jul 02 - 11:22 AM John, I fear you are picking up some bad habits,it must be all this exposure to brother Oakley, take it from me he can get to you that way if you let him. Les did guess the meaning of ossonflags,well near enough anyway.It is a very old saying peculiar to Hull.I have travelled in many lands foreign and otherwise, and have never heard it uttered any were else other than in Hull. It is horse on the pavement.This can be taken literaly or more freely as a warning, such as in your case, john, if one of your chum's had been in the vicinity when the foul cutpurse tried to sieze your chips,he could have shouted out ossonflags!!!!! and you would have been able to avert the catastrophy with consumate ease. Likewise in the future, if said cutpurse comes near your bear,dregs,newlady,hat,dwyle,keyboard,curry,mandolin,car,chappattis,naan bread,bananas,crap wine,portuguese dictionary, hamster etc.etc.etc. you will now know how to react,always assuming, of course, that you always have a willing and patient chum who knows the code, to follow you around for the rest of your life to avert any such assults by bandits known and unknown.Maybe Oakley would vollunteer to be said chum. The small prize mentioned will be a small bulb of garlic. This to be presented to Les at the next nellies gathering (dress optional) |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,The Deanmeister Date: 15 Jul 02 - 06:10 AM Glad to see the thread is still alive and kicking. Made it back from Withernsea without the aid of vaseline or salad dressing. Shukko, would love to pop round to have a fiddle wiv your recording gear. May even pick the bicycle while I'm there!! Gimme a tinkle and let me know when's convenient? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 14 Jul 02 - 11:11 PM Helllo o Les, I think today you use to many posh werds, and i do'nt kmow what you are on about.Today I went to Tip and Spale, I just jot back now) there was one mudcat person there calleed ramblin rose, we stayed for a long time, then we went to somebody hoose called martin, and play some music and staying there till 3 .30 am, in the morning, they smoke some drugs 9(dope) and sayid to me £have soine)" so i haid some, and just fall asleeep,, I saw one girl there called hidy, she is really nice, i was talking too her, and i see her next week, i looking forward to it ( she is reallly nice), dhe can playing piano. so i see her next weelk.john PS.there was another girl there that was nice, she was tall and a long dress and glasses.johhn |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Les from Hull Date: 14 Jul 02 - 05:06 PM Yes John, I saw Mick on Sunday and he had to 'fess up. I didn't have the full story though. Mick's dad had told him that ossonflags was a warning that a creature of an equine nature had succeeded in travessing over to the part of the carriageway normally reserved for pedestrians. So the cry would probably be 'eyup ossonflags', proving that, once again, 'ullferk can get an important message over with a paucity of verbiage. I'm hoping for better than an ant or a spider though. I shall probably hold out for a cockroach at least. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 14 Jul 02 - 02:50 PM Did Les win the small prize for gessing Micks name? I dont know what the prize is, but it could be an ant or a spider or something.john |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: harpmaker Date: 13 Jul 02 - 06:35 AM Click Here and follow the link to view Punch the Horse. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Banjo-Flower Date: 13 Jul 02 - 04:51 AM Careful John or he'll pinch your chips |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 12 Jul 02 - 05:16 PM who are you GUEST? are you local? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST Date: 12 Jul 02 - 04:46 PM harpmaster i wholly agree with you having been a witness to the event |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: harpmaker Date: 12 Jul 02 - 04:19 PM Me, (on guitar/mandola), Andy, (on mandolin), and Pete, (guitar), where absolutely awsome during the Beverley folk festival, (Dandy in fact!) Just fancied sharing that! Johnny. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 12 Jul 02 - 03:41 PM Hi John, I saw our friend Mandolin Malcom, in The Tap last night, I think he has recovered from his little tantrum, but he was quite distressed that the Tap had run out of his favourite beer, he was moaning to Theresa, so she told him to "stop bloody moaning and have something else to drink"! PS.Blind Lemons are playing at The Tap every Thursday from now. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: harpmaker Date: 12 Jul 02 - 03:18 PM Very good Les!! Ossonflags?-has it got anything to do with VERY LARGE PANTS? Recording studio up and running at ours now BTW. John, has Mally recovered from sulking yet? If not, buy him 'sume chips' from me! and what is a thond, John?? And finaly, to the 'Beano Brigade', happy giging over the weekend! Bye for now, yours, Eggslice. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Les from Hull Date: 12 Jul 02 - 01:59 PM Ossonflags - I imagine that your nickname if uttered in 'ull would refer the listener to a horse on the pavement. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Dorrie Date: 12 Jul 02 - 12:34 PM thanx for saying i was a good person john and i'm proud to be a 'proper mudcatter' my birthday was good thanx for asking |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,The deanmeister Date: 12 Jul 02 - 11:32 AM Thanks ossonflags. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Skipjack K8 Date: 12 Jul 02 - 10:23 AM John, don't entertain for a nanosecond the concept that I was impugning your ability to analyse a situation. Oakley was obviously calorifically challenged, and the blighter got off lightly. I'd mix up me films and me metaphors, have stuck two chips up his nose, doused him in vinegar, and enjoyed his liver with a fine chianti. It was a prima facae case of common theft, and if it wasn't for decent-minded people like you, villains like that would be costing us dearly living the life of Reilly in Hedon Road holiday camp. Gary |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: ossonflags Date: 12 Jul 02 - 09:31 AM Oakley, As you can see I have acted one yours and Dorries advice and plunged kicking and squealing into the drivel pool. The job is done,there will be no need for the soothing hands and ointment as you suggest and no doubt meant kindly. Bye the bye,could you bring with you tonight the ear dewaxing candles if you have any left, I am slightly bunged up in one ear. There will be a small prize for the first one to correctly identify the origin and meaning of my mudcat name. peter, matelot, pronounced matelow, is simply the french name for a sailor (you have led a sheltered life)the ranks in the royal navy and mercantile marine, such as bosun's mate, gunner's mate,first mate etc. are derived from this. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 11 Jul 02 - 08:16 PM Heelo Dorrie_ I didnt see you message, dont worry, i would not punch your face (or your horse!), you are a good person , and local, and a proper mudcatter.PS it was good yo see yoo in Beverley, I hope you had a good berfday.john |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Oaklet Date: 11 Jul 02 - 08:04 PM Mick, John has illustrated yet another advantage of becoming a Mudcat member. Not only can you abandon writing "Mick/punchthehorse" at the beginning of each message (which until I can soothe you, is more verbose than the content of your posts) you can also nick John's chips without fear of being punched unconscious. I agree with Dorrie and think you should plunge into the drivel pool, regardless of the state of your underwear. I will post "New member, right in the middle of Hull" to celebrate. What do you say oh curmudgeonly one? More than three syllables would be a sign that you are becoming calmer and less needy of my ointment and my soothing hands. PS Tell Peter what a matelot is. I ain't talking to him for mentioning our night in my van on a forum visited by literally tens of people. |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 11 Jul 02 - 07:31 PM Skiipjacck (Gary)-I not get iiritated about my bear, but if sombody nick your'e chiops I think tou ewould doo the same thond, (I am am very easy going and usuallly never make any truble, but if any peeple try to nick my chips then obviussly i get pissed off, I think you wood do the samer thoing as well, I herd a saying " an english mans home is his chips" or something, If any Mudcat peeplo read this and worried, i happy tp share my chiops with you, but other peepol can piss off or get punch in the face.john |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Dorrie Date: 11 Jul 02 - 06:21 PM GUEST,mick/punchthehorse why dont you join and then you wont have to be a guest anymore? john in hull did you really punch some one in the face for trying to pinch your chips? i'll have to be careful with you living down my street now!!! dorrie |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: Linda Kelly Date: 11 Jul 02 - 04:28 PM Soothing him in Withernsea -does that involve some sort of ointment? |
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Subject: RE: punch the horse at durty nellies hull (UK) From: GUEST,mick/punchthehorse Date: 11 Jul 02 - 02:21 PM oakley, it isnt. |
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