BS: When ye're deid???

Subject: When ye're deid???
From: little john cameron
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 05:29 PM

Noo here's a grand idea tae save some money when ye're deid.Show aff ye're boady aroon the world in an exibition.Gaun through the photies in the Mudcat Gallery, ah see there are some fine specimens o' the species that will soon be available.Wha will be the firsr Catter tae sign up.weeyin

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Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 09:34 PM

How do you know, ljc, that they will "soon be available"? Are you making plans? For shame, I didn't realize that you were violent.

:)

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 09:50 PM

Onyone wi' e'en a slight modicum o' class wuid nae gie time tae this sort o' rubbish, except if he wis daft or deid drunk. Whit wuid it be this time, LJC? Ah dinna ken when Ah hae witnessed a mair unlikely end fer the magnificent physique Ah hae built up o'er the years tossin' the caber, than tae contribute it tae sich a grisly public display. Ah've nae heard o' the like since William Wallace wis dismembered tae please the vile English mob. Shame!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 10:02 PM

Danged, I knew I should have learnt English. What the Hell you folks talkin about, anyway. Ya' gotta have some decoder ring, ot what????....

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 10:10 PM

It's the Scots dialect, Bobert. The noblest tongue in the worrrld. Ye've got tae take a course and lairn tae rrroll yer rrrr's. Luik whit it did fae Sean Connery. There's nowt mair sexy than a Scottish accent, laddie!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: little john cameron
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 10:25 PM

Seems tae be awfy popular wi the fowk whit are trauchlin intae see the grisley cadavers.Ah wis wonderin wha were the maist esthetically satisfyin.Ah'm afraid ah'm a wee bit ower the hill tae be exhibitin mah innards.
Then again "Trigger" still manages tae draw a crowd.Dolly Parton an' yon Pamela Sue whitsername wid boost the number o' oglers tae astronomical levels.
PT Barnum wid hae loved it.ljc

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 10:26 PM

Okay, LH, I'll give it a try but I ain't gonna wear no women's clothing. And I'm havin enough problems with rollin' r's trying to learnt Espanol, por favor, thank you.

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: little john cameron
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 10:38 PM

Whit wimmins claes wid that be Bobert?.Ye're no' tryin tae insult a race ,ah hope? ljc

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Sorcha
Date: 13 Aug 02 - 10:48 PM

Eh?

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Hrothgar
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 05:30 AM

I think it's that kilt thing, Sorcha. Never could understand how they were invented in a country that has Scottish winters.

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: CharlieA
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 06:46 AM

Yeah but they do look damn good. (hmm must stop thinking about men in kilts whilst at work!)

Cxxx

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Pied Piper
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 06:59 AM

Listen. Tint just yon Scots what has th'own way o' talkin tha Knowes, us Lancy folk as one an' all. Sithee PP.

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 10:19 AM

little john cmeron: No. heck no. Ol' bobert ain't into insultin' no one, well... except fir a few of my Wes Ginny hillbilly neighbors. Yeah, I was just funning. If you want to wear a kilt, then go one and do it. And, heck, I might even wear one myself if I was lookin' around and everyone was wearing 'em and I was the only guy in jeans...

Sorry if you took any offense 'cause none was intended. I was jus' funnin'...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Murray MacLeod
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 11:51 AM

Ah'm no gonnae gie ma boady awa' fer free, are ye daft laddie, ah'm leavin my brain tae science, but they'll hae tae pye fer it. Shurely Burke an' Hare didnae dee in vain???

Murray

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: GUEST,Nobby
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 11:54 AM

Hey Bobert jist remember that a Kilt wearer has a knife in his sock (just in case its called a skirt).

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: little john cameron
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 12:39 PM

Nae problem Bobert,bit we're aff oan a tangent here.Whit aboot this exhibition? Dae they take auld boadies or is it jist young anes.Whit's this "Plastic" business?Is it ye're real pairts that are exposed?The mind boggles at the thought.ljc

Subject: RE: BS: When ye're deid???
From: Joe_F
Date: 14 Aug 02 - 06:58 PM

What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a puir Scotsman, and a deid Scotsman?
A rich Scotsman has a canopy *over* his bed, a puir Scotsman has a can o' pee *under* his bed, and a deid Scotsman canna pee at a'.