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BS: Mistletoe over my computer

Morticia 15 Dec 02 - 06:54 PM
Tweed 15 Dec 02 - 07:27 PM
Liz the Squeak 15 Dec 02 - 07:37 PM
Amos 15 Dec 02 - 09:34 PM
katlaughing 15 Dec 02 - 10:44 PM
Bert 16 Dec 02 - 12:42 AM
Liz the Squeak 16 Dec 02 - 03:04 AM
Dead Horse 16 Dec 02 - 12:32 PM
Bill D 16 Dec 02 - 01:08 PM
Bill D 16 Dec 02 - 01:12 PM
Schantieman 16 Dec 02 - 01:21 PM
Morticia 16 Dec 02 - 01:40 PM
Noreen 16 Dec 02 - 01:50 PM
Dead Horse 16 Dec 02 - 07:13 PM
Tinker 16 Dec 02 - 07:29 PM
Morticia 16 Dec 02 - 08:13 PM
AllisonA(Animaterra) 16 Dec 02 - 09:27 PM
EBarnacle1 17 Dec 02 - 01:11 AM
Dave Bryant 17 Dec 02 - 06:52 AM
GUEST,T-boy 17 Dec 02 - 08:16 AM
ballpienhammer 17 Dec 02 - 09:37 PM
mg 18 Dec 02 - 12:40 AM
Dave Bryant 18 Dec 02 - 06:16 AM
Roger the Skiffler 18 Dec 02 - 09:57 AM
allanwill 18 Dec 02 - 10:05 AM
Dave Bryant 18 Dec 02 - 11:54 AM
catspaw49 18 Dec 02 - 12:12 PM
ballpienhammer 18 Dec 02 - 08:13 PM
Liz the Squeak 19 Dec 02 - 02:37 AM
Catherine Jayne 19 Dec 02 - 04:19 AM
Liz the Squeak 19 Dec 02 - 05:32 PM

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Subject: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Morticia
Date: 15 Dec 02 - 06:54 PM

okay, the misletoe has been hung over tne corner in which my computer stands......anyone fancy a snog? *BG*


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Tweed
Date: 15 Dec 02 - 07:27 PM

I take one of them Morty. Jes let me get rid of this here tobacco plug....there now all ready...uhh..Noreen? You still thar girl? Hello??


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Dec 02 - 07:37 PM

That wasn't there last week..... mwuah, mwuah....

XX

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 02 - 09:34 PM

Morty:

Al the snogs you can handle, duck -- just stand up on that chair there... :>)

Love ya,

A


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Dec 02 - 10:44 PM

I'll give you one snog and a hug and raise ya one, too, Mortee! Mourning for my sister's lost cat, tonight...

{{{{{{HUGS&SNOGS}}}}}}}}

luvyakat


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Bert
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 12:42 AM

Yup, count me in.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 03:04 AM

Great to see the Snog of the Week back... and even better that Morty is the snogee... she deserves it.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Dead Horse
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 12:32 PM

So who the hell wants to snog your computer - it's not P.C. you know!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 01:08 PM

ok.....brace your sweet self.....










mmmmmwwwaaahhhhhhh


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Bill D
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 01:12 PM

nahhh..not nearly adequate....once more....




mmmmmwwwaaahhhhhhh




there!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Schantieman
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 01:21 PM

Mwah!

(dunno how to do the flashy stuff)

Harpy crimbo!

Steve


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Morticia
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 01:40 PM

crikey Bill, a girl STAYS snogged when you plant one on her....I feel cheerier already :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Noreen
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 01:50 PM

Big hug and a *smooch* from me too, Mortee, as i'm full of birthday and Christmas cheer :0)

(Here, Tweed my dear- what had you in mind??)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Dead Horse
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 07:13 PM

Oh. I get it. Snog Morti.

No tongues mind, the wife is watching.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


and one for luck    X


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Tinker
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 07:29 PM

Love, Love....Kiss, Kiss
Whoops... none of that city folk air kissey stuff it's Morti...

BIG HUGS and a SNOG!!!

I needed that !


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Morticia
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 08:13 PM

big snogs right back at you all, today looks sooo much brighter now :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)
Date: 16 Dec 02 - 09:27 PM

Snogs all around, especially to you, Morty!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: EBarnacle1
Date: 17 Dec 02 - 01:11 AM

Hogs and kisses, m'dear. The best of the year. Celebrate and be joyous!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 17 Dec 02 - 06:52 AM

Ooooh - I'd love to give you a kiss Morty darling, but every time I try to send you one, my virus checker cuts in and tells me that the file is currupt (or at least likely to corrupt others). When I disable the the virus checker, I get a BLUE SCREEN with:

          This program has performed an illegal operation
          and will be shut down.

          If the problem persists, contact the program
          vendor.

Perhaps somethings are never meant to be.
Have a very cool Yule.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: GUEST,T-boy
Date: 17 Dec 02 - 08:16 AM

Oh, 'snog'. I thought you said 'song'. Still, can anyone write a song called 'Mistletoe over my computer'?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: ballpienhammer
Date: 17 Dec 02 - 09:37 PM

Mistletoe over my computer,
I hung it there today.
Maybe I'll get lucky,
And I'll get a peck t'day.

Merry Chistmastime makes me,
Lovey Dovey, cozy too.
A misletoe tree over my PC now,
That's what I got in mind for you!

A little sprig, gets a kiss,
But I want much much more.
So I hung up the whole dam tree...
You KNOW what I got in store!

So move yourself over here,
Stand in the special place,
Pucker up them rosy lips,
I'm gonna start off with your face!


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: mg
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 12:40 AM

that is a very romantic song Mr. Hammer. mg


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 06:16 AM

Oh shit, one of the berries has just fallen off the mistletoe and got sucked into the PSU fan, which has stoped with a shower of juice - all over the motherboard. Now I'm getting smoke and sparks from inside the case - and this is a brand new PC from Ebeneezer Scrooge Computers PLC. I think I will have to log o..........


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 09:57 AM

X
You know how to make a happy man feel very old!

Sorry about the brandy breath -it's from the pudding sauce, honestly!
RtS
(no fool like a yule fool)


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: allanwill
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 10:05 AM

Anyone want a mistletoe belt for christmas?

Allan


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 11:54 AM

Yes, but it must be cut with a golden sickle.


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 12:12 PM

Hey Mort.......I waited to see how this was going and you're getting plenty of snogs. I'd be overjoyed to give you a really great snoggin' but what I really want to do is hold you down and rub ya' all over!!! but I guess I'll settle for a virtual snog headin' your direction...........***sigh***...............

)))))))))))))))SNOG...slurp...((((((((((((((((
.....rubrubrubrubrub...........had ta' get that in..........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: ballpienhammer
Date: 18 Dec 02 - 08:13 PM

I guess it was more of a poem than a song....but it WAS romantic, WASN't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 02:37 AM

Where did you get the mistletoe? I've not been able to find any that wasn't plastic and hideous....

Will ivy do?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 04:19 AM

Liz......Spitals Flourist opposite the Halifax at the Green Gate has mistletoe for sale, thats where we got ours from!!

We've got it hung over doors so when the doorbell rings even the postman looks hopeful....LOL!!!!!

Cat


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Subject: RE: BS: Misletoe over my computer
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Dec 02 - 05:32 PM

Have you seen my postman?????

Wouldn't bother with it if you had.

LTS


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