Req: Comin' Round the Mountain doin' 90 MPH

Subject: RE: Req: Comin' Round the Mountain doin' 90 MPH
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Aug 22 - 10:18 PM

He was coming down the grade doing 90 MPH
When the chain on his motorcycle broke.
He was found in the grass with a sprocket in his ass
And his pecker whistling Dixie on the spokes.

Subject: RE: Req: Comin' Round the Mountain doin' 90 MPH
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Apr 23 - 05:14 PM

I can help you with this one. It's from "Piston Broke" by Zed Zordaan - part of the second verse goes:

Well she was riding on a motorcycle, doing 90
When suddenly her drive chain broke
Things began to toughen
With that muffler up her muffin
And her bon-bons going bong-bong on the spokes

I hope this helps.

Subject: RE: Req: Comin' Round the Mountain doin' 90 MPH
From: GUEST,D. Kingsley Hahn
Date: 06 Apr 23 - 12:47 AM

And then there's the "Wreck Of The Old 49," written by Shel Silverstein:


"Well, I'll sing you a song 'bout the old Forty Nine --
The fastest engine on the Santa Fe line!
On the 14th of April, she made a desp'rate dash,
And she got there on time -- and she did not crash!"