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BS: Dubya's CV

Peg 13 May 03 - 12:19 PM
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Subject: BS: Dubya's CV
From: Peg
Date: 13 May 03 - 12:19 PM

I got this off a list I belong to, so sorry I do not have the original source...

It's clearly partly based in opinion, but also clearly the facts related here are disturbing when they are not hilarious...
enjoy!


GEORGE W. BUSH

RESUME


Past work experience:
 

Ran for congress and lost.

Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.

Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.

Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago Cubs.

With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
 

Accomplishments:

 
Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America.
 
Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. 

Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
 
Became President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
 

Accomplishments as President:

 
Attacked and took over two countries.

Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.

Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.

Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.

Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

First President in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

First President in US history to enter office with a criminal record.

First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any President in US history.

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, presided over the worst security failure in US history.

Set the record for most campaign fundraising trips than any other President in US history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.

Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any President in US history.

Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.

Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any President in US history.

Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any President since the advent of television.

Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any President in US history.

Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
intervene when corruption was revealed.

Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history and refused to use the national reserves as past Presidents have.

Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.

Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
(http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)

Dissolved more international treaties than any President in US history.

My Presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
(the 'poorest' multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Exxon oil tanker named after her).

First President in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
simultaneously go bankrupt.

Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.

First President in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.

Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.

Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any President in US history.

First President in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.

First President in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.

Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.

Rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

Withdrew from the World Court of Law.

Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

First President in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).

All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

My biggest lifetime campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any President in US history.

First President in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.

First President to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)

First US President to establish a secret shadow government.

Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).

With a policy of 'disengagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.

First US President in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my Presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

First US President in history to have the people of South Korea more
threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.

Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government
contracts.

Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive.'

Failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to murder the leaders of our country at the United States Capital building. After 18 months I have no leads and zero suspects.

In the 18 months following the 911 attacks I have successfully prevented any public investigation into the biggest security failure in the history of the United States.

Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other
President in US history.

In a little over two years created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided the US has ever been since the civil war.

Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
 

Records and References:
 

At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available)

AWOL from National Guard and deserted the military during a time of war.

Refuse to take drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my Vice President) attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

For personal references please speak to my Daddy or Uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering)


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: Wolfgang
Date: 13 May 03 - 12:31 PM

for instance here

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 May 03 - 02:04 PM

Sheesh, that really spells it out.

Is it really true, though, did all 50 States simultaneously declare bankruptcy?

I'd love to see a wealthy group pay to have this in a full page ad in various papers, but I'd want good solid references to back it up. If nothing else any Dems who decide to run against him should use it as a template for campaign!

Thanks, Peg,

kat


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 May 03 - 02:13 PM

Well ir's nice he found a job where he could really have some impact and allow more info to fill out his CV.


Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: CarolC
Date: 13 May 03 - 02:17 PM

I did a search at the Snopes site for this one, and didn't find it using GEORGE W. BUSH RESUME, the title in both the copy/past article and the one Wolfgang linked to. I'd love to know whether or not the "facts" listed in the article are correct.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: Wolfgang
Date: 13 May 03 - 02:58 PM

When he was 34, he ran for Congress and lost. When he was 39, he ran for Congress again and lost. When he was 46, he ran for the US Senate and lost.

Oh, sorry, that's how Lincoln's CV did start.

The piece above is for amusement and is not meant to be scrutinised. You're bound to find errors if you do.

Wolfgang


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: Mark Clark
Date: 13 May 03 - 04:13 PM

I'm guessing you won't find errors. You may find liberties but I don't think any of W's listed “achievements” are far enough from the mark to get him fired for lying on his CV.

Kelley Kramer, the author of the CV, has a Kelley Kramer blog that doesn't seem to have been updated in a while but is really fun (and infuriating) to read. It will give you a better picture of the author.

      - Mark


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: Gareth
Date: 13 May 03 - 06:55 PM

Weeeeeel - as a practiced Job Hunter a CV as unstructerd and as rambling as that won't get you a job.

BUT :-

Daddy's conections might, in which case who reads the CV.

and to quote (possibly) Uncle Joe :-

"It's not the votes that count, it's who counts the votes."

Gareth


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: Mr Happy
Date: 13 May 03 - 07:06 PM

will saudi arabia be next sovereign country to be invaded & occupied.

the sequence of events worked out ok in the previous instances- afghanistan, the try-out- iraq-yep, we pulled it off ok!

so saudi's got oil- let's do them next!


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: GUEST
Date: 13 May 03 - 07:13 PM

But at least he didn't get a BJ.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: alanabit
Date: 14 May 03 - 03:04 AM

No sex you see - proves he's a good moral president. I think the biggest shock to the American public when Clinton got in, was the belated (and shocking) discovery that they had elected a president who could still achieve an erection.


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: GUEST
Date: 14 May 03 - 10:44 AM

Dole did commercials for Viagra as a result. I wonder if that was related to his wife's political aspirations?


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Subject: RE: BS: Dubya's CV
From: Doug_Remley
Date: 14 May 03 - 11:03 AM

Thanks Mark, I read the entire Kelly Kramer site and got a charge out his feisty, and often pointedly true, writing.


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