Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland

Subject: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: GUEST,Jim Clark..London.England
Date: 17 May 03 - 06:10 PM

Could this be a sighting of the illusive Iraqi dictator ha ha
Saddam Hussein in hiding

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: greg stephens
Date: 17 May 03 - 06:12 PM

I think he's called Butterknife now he's over there.

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: GUEST,Pierre Trudeaus Ghost
Date: 17 May 03 - 06:26 PM

Nawww he is in Toronto on welfare and drawing unemployment insurance.

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 May 03 - 07:34 PM

I saw him in a Tai retaurant in Durham City just yesterday.

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: Gareth
Date: 17 May 03 - 07:38 PM

Actually he is hiding in Portugal, pretending to be George Galloway.

Gareth

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 May 03 - 08:33 PM

He's in Orillia, masquerading as a short order cook named Carlos.

- LH

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: GUEST,Johnny in OKC
Date: 18 May 03 - 01:04 AM

Was that Eire, or Northern Ireland?
They can have him.

Have you noticed, he looks exactly - exactly - like
Pancho Villa? Hmmm.

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: Hillheader
Date: 18 May 03 - 03:03 AM

Gareth's right, but Saddam gave himself away by saying he wanted to do something about the traffic problem in Great Western Road. George would never have spoken about a constituency issue - especially on holiday.

I think he's now hiding in the trophy room of West Ham United. No one will even find him there.

Davebhoy

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: GUEST,Jim Clark..London.England
Date: 18 May 03 - 04:41 AM

Athlone Eire

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: InOBU
Date: 18 May 03 - 08:05 AM

Actually, he is working as a CIA consultant in Los Vegas where he is a partner in a chili house with his friend Chemical Ali, the restaurant is called Chemical Ali's Industrial Strenght Chili. I ate there last night, great food, and they have an all night poker game going with these photo cards that are a hoot!
Cheers
Larry

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 May 03 - 01:17 PM

I never go to "Lost Wages", but if I did, I'd be sure to eat at Chemical Ali's.

- LH

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: Hrothgar
Date: 18 May 03 - 04:37 PM

Who has blonde hair, blue eyes, big boobs, and lives in South America?

Boom! Boom!

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: GUEST,Arnie
Date: 19 May 03 - 11:36 AM

And while we're on the subject, whatever happened to Comical Ali?? It must be time for him to re-emerge and claim his rightful place on TV. There's a fortune awaiting him through chat show appearances and I'm sure some publisher will make him an offer for his forthcoming book - wonder what the title will be???

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 May 03 - 11:38 AM

Any number of people fit that description, Hrothgar, even though most South Americans are brunettes. What are you driving at?

I tell you, Saddam is in Orillia, and so is the last surviving Osama-Bin-Lookalike (terrorist robot), which was recently reactivated by replacing its worn-out batteries with new ones from Canadian Tire. It sits in the Tim Horton's donut shop and makes rude jokes about George Bush Jr. People have gotten used to it, and nobody really takes much notice anymore, but these American tourists from Texas came through yesterday and just about shit themselves when they saw him.

- LH

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: stevetheORC
Date: 19 May 03 - 12:44 PM

I didnt know that Basil Brush had blue eyes, blond hair and big boobs!!! nor that he lived in south america

De Orc

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: GUEST,Claymore
Date: 19 May 03 - 01:17 PM

Hey Arnie, "Chemical Ali" got terminated with extreme prejudice near Basra, about the second week of the conflict. I understand it was a GBU through the chimney, and it took a couple of weeks to ID the stains...

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 19 May 03 - 01:21 PM

Osama bin Laden definitely drives a number 51 bus in Manchester. Sadam runs the local grocery store.

Cheers

DtG

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: ard mhacha
Date: 19 May 03 - 01:41 PM

Have another look up Rumfelds ass, Saddam was up it during the Iran-Iraq War, or is it the other way round. Ard Mhacha.

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: GUEST,LadyJean
Date: 19 May 03 - 11:34 PM

As the author of the Lady Tudor Glitz comic book series, I can tell you that Frothgar's lady, Summerfrog got together with some of her wiccan friends and turned Saddam into a frog. He will lead a productive life, eating insects and making pleasant sounds.

Karen, who does the cartoons, and I are hoping they don't find him before August.

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: GUEST,Jim Clark..London.England
Date: 20 May 03 - 04:05 AM

According to an article I heard on Irish radio chemical Ali camnot be prosecuted should he be found....he isnt considered a war criminal etc by the coalition forces..

Subject: RE: Saddam Hussein spotted in Ireland
From: GUEST
Date: 20 May 03 - 06:55 AM

He's working in the same chip shop as Elvis...