BS: Happy B'day Amos

Subject: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Deda
Date: 11 Sep 03 - 11:34 PM

HeyyyyyyyyyyYYYAMMMOOOOSSSSS !!!!

Sept 12, sometime in the 1940s ---
Happy Birthday, old bro -- and many many hapy returns. Hope you and BBW and Barky (I know she's not at home now but still) have a WONDERFUL DAY! Wish I could come visit -- but now that Sheyna's in Brooklyn, that's where any travel pennies I may luck into will have to go. But you're always in my heart.

Love and hugs,

Deda
(and Uncle Schmuncle too)

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: wysiwyg
Date: 11 Sep 03 - 11:50 PM

Best wishes from Pennsyltucky!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 12:15 AM

And you in mine, both of youse!! Thanks so much, guys!! And it doesn't even start out here on the Dangly Coast until Friday!


A

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: C-flat
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:49 AM

Delighted to add my name to this list.

Happy birthday Amos!!

C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Chris Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:01 AM

.....and from your distant name sake on the other side of the pond, many happy returns.

Chris

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: The Pooka
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:17 AM

Well it's Friday now: Happy B'day, Mr. A. :)

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:26 AM

Well well my little Santee, another year bites the dust huh. Obviously not being as exalted as Joe Offer, you're just having the one day......So....................................................
MANY HAPPY RETURNS OF THE DAY.............From.....BONNIE SCOTLAND

Giok

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: alanabit
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:35 AM

Yes. Happy birthday Amos.

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Morticia
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:01 AM

Happy Birthday my friend....I hope it's a good 'un

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: gnu
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 06:41 AM

Me too.

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Raptor
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 06:52 AM

Have a better one than me!

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Alba
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:47 AM

Happy Birth Day Amos.
Hope your Year ahead is full of nothing but the Best that Life has to offer.
Best Wishes from Northern Maine!
JD

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 08:22 AM

From the famous potato-filled fair fertile fields of Idaho, have a happy one!

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 09:06 AM

Awww...sniff.

You guys are SO much better than Miss Vining's 7th Grade Class....sniff.

You guys are great!


Thanks!


A

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 09:21 AM

Amos

The invite to join the 'Erect Fossils'is extended to you. If you can't make it, I'll ask a stripper to dance one special one for you tonight! Where would you like your cupcake sent to?
Have yourself a beautiful day Amos!
Rustic

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 09:52 AM

I think you will take this right.... if not, just revisit our better conversations... :~)

My birthday wish for you is that the older you get, the less you know, but the wiser you be.

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:16 AM

Wow -- The Erect Fossils!! That means a lot, RR!! After all these years of hoping... LOL!

Cupcakes may be directed to my mailbox at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. Note to the attention of the Outré Division.

Love,

A

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From:
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:16 AM

Hi Amos!

Happy Birthday hope you have a grand time!!!

Khatt

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:18 AM

Tanx, CatsPh!!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amergin
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:33 PM

Happy birthday Amos!

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Mudlark
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:42 PM

Ahem...tap, tap, tap....hmmmmmmmmmmm


For he's a jolly good fellow
A right fine musician and mellow
So here is a big birthday bellllloooowwww
To celebrate the day....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR AMOS!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:48 PM

Aw, Nathan and M'lark!! Thanks so much.

Here's a gift in exchange:

RIGHT

I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love
will have the final word in reality.
This is why right, temporarily defeated,
is stronger than evil triumphant.

    Martin Luther King jr.

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 01:52 PM

Outre Amos??
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Áine
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:20 PM

Happy Birthday to ol' Brother Amos,
Who tried to make some of us famous,
By making CDs,
All of us tried to please,
So who should say 'Happy Birthday', but us?

Wretched, I know, dear -- But, after reading that, do you need any other excuse to reach for a bottle of cheap plonk, raise a glass to yourself and PARTY 'TILL YOUR PANTS FALL OFF!!! . . . but, don't forget to write a song about it tomorrow ;-)

Have a happy, happy natal celebration!!

Luv ya bunches, Áine

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: sian, west wales
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:31 PM

Penblwydd Hapus, Gariad!

sian

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: GUEST,heric
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:39 PM

well, the dancer just came back from Amos' house, and she says that when she told him a bunch of us had pitched in for her to offer him super sex, his only response was that he wanted soup.

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Janie
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:41 PM

Hurray and Happy B'day!

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 02:58 PM

So the relationship remains un-consommee'd.

Giok..... I'll get me coat

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Raptor
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 03:41 PM

You're only as old as the woman you feel!

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:18 PM

Raptor:

That's a wonderful excuse to find younger women to feel. Always wondered how they felt, but was afraid to ask! :>)

A

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Tinker
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:29 PM

Happy Birthday !!!! Have a great time doing....whatever comes to mind..


Blessings

Tinker

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Dave Swan
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:42 PM

Many Happy Reurns of the Day, pal.

D&P

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:51 PM

Heric:


Well ya see the way of it, mate; she came over and asked a question like that and the Missus standing right there, and all, and me not knowing what to think and all embarrassed and such, so as is usual in such cases I asked the guiding light of me life and she reckoned soup was the better answer. So that's what I said.

Well, actually what she said was I had better say Soup if I knew what was good for me, which come to think of it is not the same thing, now is it?

Hmmm.....


A

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: C-flat
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 04:54 PM

If you're having some female company over to help you celebrate, be sure to lock the door against gate-crashers!

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: hesperis
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 05:08 PM

Happy birthday! Have a large order of hugs with that, too!

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 05:46 PM

I'm sorry, Hes but I have a firm policy of requiring personal delivery on hugs, but we will be glad to put you up while you deliver them!!!

C-flat that site is a treasure-trove of bizarre images!! It certainly proves that holding tightly onto beer cans makes people do odd things!

A

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Paul G.
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 06:22 PM

Have a grand one, my friend. You've certainly earned it.

pg

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Bobert
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:17 PM

The cake is in the mail. Baked it myself. Even lit the candles so you won't have to do a danged thing....

Happy B-Day, pal...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Giac
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:22 PM

Great day to you, Amos. Hope you're having fun and presents of mind.

Mary

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Gareth
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:25 PM

KEEP BREATHIN' BUTTY !

Ask a Valleys man to translate that !!

Gareth

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: michaelr
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 07:26 PM

And the same from me. AND MANDY MOOORE!

Cheers,
Michael

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 08:04 PM

HerSAILF???Wow!! I am truly honored and uprisen!! :>)

A

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: catspaw49
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:10 PM

I'm sorry....I have waited as long as possible but this thread fails to pass the "Joe Offer Birthday Standard" test as most of the posts, with a few exceptions are as boring as camel shit in Morocco. I really hate to have to be the one who constantly keeps these friggers from being a long line of the same dumbass "Happy Birthday" messages which Joe simply hates. On that basis, my dear Amos, I am forced, you understand, to say:

FUCK OFF

FUCK YOUR BIRTHDAY

and of course

FUCK YOU

As a special present I can also add

KISS MY ASS

Okay, the thread is saved. Gawdamn Joe Offer anyway........

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:22 PM

I knew God had saved Spaw's life for a special purpose. I feel so affirmed now in my faith. It's been hard to hang onto it, you know.

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: rangeroger
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 10:38 PM

Hey Amos, a very Happy Birthday from the wilds of North Idaho. I keep forgetting that you are older than I am.

rr

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Lyrical Lady
Date: 12 Sep 03 - 11:32 PM

Happy Birthday Amos!
And BTW... you can tell the Spawzer that " Mamma don't allow no ass kissin' round here!!

LL ( I got soup!)

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Peg
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 12:07 AM

happy birthday to a gentleman and a scholar.

love
peg

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 10:30 AM

Aw thanks, LL and Peg. And Rog. This place is SO kewl!!

As it turned out I had a great day, took the BBW downtown for dancing lessons and then we thought (she shought) we'd go to thi place on the fifteenth floor of a hotel near the La Jolla beaches and lo, surprise, there were friends waiting around a table and we all got tiddly. My M-in-law sent me one of those extraordinarily cool-looking cameras for having video chats. Andf my BBW herself snuck in to my office and installed a new CD/DVD drive in my puder!! Talk about clever, she ain't by half, I swan!! I was very impressed!! And a book on wooden boats! Wow!

Oh, Spaw, Spaw, Spaw....I am not going to rise to the bait, which smells like old fish. Instead I would like to congratulate you on the success of your body-building program which is obviously doing you a world of good even if in a lopsided way.

A

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Matt_R
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 10:32 AM

Happy Birthday Amos, you old codger!!

Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY B'DAY AMOS
From: Amos
Date: 13 Sep 03 - 01:21 PM

Why, MBO!!! What a joy to hear from ye!!

Thanks a lot, keed!!


A