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Subject: BS: Don't do it Brian From: greg stephens Date: 24 Sep 03 - 02:15 PM In no circumstances succumb to this floozy's blandishments, Brian. There's nobody else interesting living in Ambridge at present, the place would be just too boring without you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Sep 03 - 02:18 PM I think he'll go, and leave Ambridge to the crooks and wimps that make up the remainder of the male population of that real village. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: greg stephens Date: 24 Sep 03 - 02:20 PM He can go, as long as they start a new programme called The Aldridges as well so we can keep track of his German doings, the frauleins wont know what's hit'em. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 24 Sep 03 - 03:43 PM I stopped listening when they killed off Walter Gabriel. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Noreen Date: 24 Sep 03 - 04:45 PM I think he should go... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:38 PM I never licked him anyway, good riddunce.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: the lemonade lady Date: 25 Sep 03 - 12:35 PM No, no, no, don't go... eeek it out a bit longer. The program will be all 'a weepin' and a wailin' and a gnashing of teeth'. Perhaps they're building up to a Christmas explosion, like in 'East Enders' many years ago with Dirty Den. I s'pose we could call him 'Grubby Brian'. Sal |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Noreen Date: 25 Sep 03 - 12:40 PM He's not grubby, Sal, just a typical man: built with only enough blood supply to operate either his brain or another part of his anatomy at any one time... (oops, sorry chaps...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: C-flat Date: 25 Sep 03 - 12:51 PM Hey Noreen! You'll never guess what I'm using to type with!!! :~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Benjamin Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:15 PM John, I should hope you've never licked him! I don't believe he'd approve if you tried! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Noreen Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:38 PM LOL C-flat :0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Dead Horse Date: 25 Sep 03 - 02:03 PM Walter Gabriel! Dead! Well I'll be blowed. I aint gonna listen to any more if that's the case. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: greg stephens Date: 25 Sep 03 - 07:14 PM God, David eh wot a prat "I cant believe what I'm hearing Brian, perhaps you should address the problem of your sexual addiction". Come on Brian, ditch her and get back to trying to get Betty Tucker into the swimming pool minus costume. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: jaze Date: 25 Sep 03 - 09:45 PM Is this an English thing?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: GUEST Date: 26 Sep 03 - 03:24 AM very :-)))))) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: open mike Date: 26 Sep 03 - 04:04 AM Who's Brian? and what is it he is not supposed to do? And who is Walter Gabriel? Won't someone please explain? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Trevor Date: 26 Sep 03 - 04:10 AM Jenny was being so nice to him - 'take your wet clothes off, I'll run you a nice hot bath, I'll just get you some clean towels, you put your feet up....' She knows! Then just when he's made his mind up to stay 'cos it's more comfy, S has gone to Germany, wham! She'll hit him with all she's got. And he'll be right up the village pump without a bucket. Whimp! Bring back Nelson - a real good baddie. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Noreen Date: 26 Sep 03 - 05:41 AM The Archers is the longest-running 'soap' in the UK, heard every day on BBC Radio 4 -"an everyday tale of country folk". Find out all you want (and more!), read synopses and listen to current and archived episodes : The Archers Walter Gabriel was one of the original characters, who everyone had heard of. Brian Aldridge (married to Jennifer, née Archer) is a local landowner and a bit of a cad, who has had an affair with the lovely Siobhan Hathaway. She left and had their baby back in Ireland, but has now returned and is tempting Brian to run away with her. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: greg stephens Date: 26 Sep 03 - 05:59 AM It is not a soap, it is a real life documentary. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Noreen Date: 26 Sep 03 - 06:04 AM Ooops... and don't forget to hang your stocking up on Christmas Eve, greg :0) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Michael Date: 26 Sep 03 - 06:10 AM Walter Gabriel dead? I never knew the poor fellow wsa ill. Brian won't go, he's too important a character, they can drag him and some floosie out whenevef things are flagging. (oops, sorry not a good choice of word). Mike |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Sep 03 - 01:30 PM I wouldn't be surprised if Brian did go, he's been on the programme for an awfully long time. Also if you're going to go go, it may as well be while you're on top. Of whom doesn't really matter. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: greg stephens Date: 26 Sep 03 - 02:19 PM See what I mean? She's nutty as a fruit cake. Brian will be all right , but then she'll probably boil Rory (Ruari? Ruaraigh?) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: kitchen piper Date: 26 Sep 03 - 02:47 PM Wooweeee! Don't read if you're not listening until Sunday!!! So the question now is, is he gonna shuffle his mortal coil. oooh, made me go all goosebumpy!!! They can't write him off!!!!!!!!! I'm lost for words, roll on Sunday! lol |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Rapparee Date: 26 Sep 03 - 03:15 PM Do it, Brian! Do it! She just one of them Irish girls, and you know what they're like. And you need to toss over the traces for a bit of fun, you know. Don't want to get stale and go out like old Walter or whateverhisnamewas. Being too staid and sober isn't healthy.' Do it, Brian! Do it! What the hell are we talking about???? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Schantieman Date: 26 Sep 03 - 04:07 PM Two small points here: 1) It's not a 'soap', it's an everday story of country folk ;-) 2) How the hell do you get words to do all those flashy things, kp? Steve |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: kitchen piper Date: 26 Sep 03 - 05:35 PM lol to make the words scroll, use this tag; Blink only works in netscape and camino though. Maybe others but those are the two I know of. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: open mike Date: 26 Sep 03 - 05:51 PM aand different fonts and colors? (Not for /Brian--for us!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: kitchen piper Date: 26 Sep 03 - 06:01 PM I did a little help guide for some of the more basic html tags. Click here to go to it... I hope that it helps! Be warned there is a music tag in there, so it may take time to load the music. Turn the volume down if you're at work, it's me on the pipes! One other thing, only the font tags work, pictures and sound tags don't in mudcat. I've tried! lol :-)) Vix |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: JennyO Date: 26 Sep 03 - 09:29 PM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Skipjack K8 Date: 27 Sep 03 - 07:08 AM Well I never! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: GUEST Date: 28 Sep 03 - 06:13 AM Just listening to Sundays omnibus .......ooooerrrrrrrr |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: the lemonade lady Date: 28 Sep 03 - 09:19 AM blast I missed it... garden comes first. Sal |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Penny S. Date: 28 Sep 03 - 03:36 PM And I missed this evening after hearing the omnibus! I'm just off to the listen again site...... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Noreen Date: 28 Sep 03 - 05:51 PM Well, that was a surprise... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: sian, west wales Date: 29 Sep 03 - 04:57 AM Hell's teeth! I've been away for a few days and I come back to Brian in hospital. AND I've missed the omnibus. AND my local Archers expert is away. So .... what HAPPENED???????? sian (hoping Mudcat doesn't go off line before I find out...!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 Date: 29 Sep 03 - 06:26 AM Check out the synopses on the Archers bit of the BBC website, Sian. They are a bit two dimensional, but at least they catch you up. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: greg stephens Date: 29 Sep 03 - 06:01 PM Nigel wants to build a cruck barn. His best bet is pop out to tonight, dig the holes for the footings and pour in the concrete in the dark. And if somebody who shall be nameless should just happen to have fallen in the hole before the concrete goes in....well, it'll be dark won't it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Zany Mouse Date: 29 Sep 03 - 06:25 PM Will Brian pop his clogs? Of course not! It would mean his real-lfe wife (Shula) would be the bread winner in the Collingwood household and I am sure he is far too much of an MCP to allow that to happen! ZM |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: sian, west wales Date: 01 Oct 03 - 07:48 AM (((mutter mutter))) If I were Brian I'd darn well stop all this moanin' an' groanin'. Roosters are on their way home to roost, mark my words! sian |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: belfast Date: 01 Oct 03 - 10:51 AM You do realise, don't you, that just as "Ambridge" is a metaphor for Merrie England so the dreadful Siobhan is a metaphor for the IRA and suchlike, determined to wreak havoc and cause mayhem in this rural paradise? The unspeakable Elizabeth represents those wets who are unable or unwilling to stand up to these appalling outsiders. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: John MacKenzie Date: 01 Oct 03 - 01:18 PM Made me laugh belfast! Giok [Will it work?] |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 06 Oct 03 - 04:00 AM I've never forgiven The Archers for replacing Dick Barton- Special Agent ("Over here, Jock, come on, Snowy!") in the BBC wireless schedules, though Herself is a fan. I would like to see "Brian" killed off as I am a great fan of actor Charles Collingwood and would like to see him do a tv series of Simon Brett's Charles Paris whodunnits (the hero is an unusccessful actor who solves murders in a series of witty books. RtS (Let's all sing "The Village Pump") |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: sian, west wales Date: 06 Oct 03 - 04:34 AM What! That's it? No Big Bang? Well I am disappointed. I kinda built my hope up for a knock-down drag-out bitch-slapping fight between Her Irishness and The Wife. (((sigh))) sian |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: the lemonade lady Date: 07 Oct 03 - 07:33 AM Ah, but Rory will inherit in some future episode. Does this mean that Adam is going to be killed off? After all neither Adam nor Debbie are of Aldridge blood. What does the future hold? Sal |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: the lemonade lady Date: 19 Oct 03 - 11:41 AM I know this is a little side shift, but you know the court case is over for David and he's been fined £6oo for shooting a badger? Well Bert has now moved into the bungalow that David and Ruth used to live in, and he's very a keen gardener isn't he. Will he dig up the other badger David buried there a couple of years ago? Ah ha, not a first offence was it! Bit trigger happy is our young Archer. Sal |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 Date: 24 Oct 03 - 09:20 AM Who'd have thought it? Kenton Archer saying those things about his brother, amongst others! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Don't do it Brian From: sian, west wales Date: 24 Oct 03 - 11:13 AM I think being in the miracle play is getting off lightly. Is there NO justice? (And is Brian going to be found out? ) sian |
