BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain

Subject: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 09:33 AM

Follow the instructions to find your new name. I find the last sentence (don't peek!) especially apropos.

(Yes, I got it via email.)

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The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie

b = lumpy

c = buttercup

d = gidget

e = crusty

f = greasy

g = fluffy

h = cheeseball

i = chim-chim

j = stinky

k = flunky

l = boobie

m = pinky

n = zippy

o = goober

p = doofus

q = slimy

r = loopy

s = snotty

t = tootie

u = dorkey

v = squeezit

w = oprah

x = skipper

y = dinky

z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = apple

b = toilet

c = giggle

d = burger

e = girdle

f = barf

g = lizard

h = waffle

i = cootie

j = monkey

k = potty

l = liver

m = banana

n = rhino

o = bubble

p = hamster

q = toad

r = gizzard

s = pizza

t = gerbil

u = chicken

v = pickle

w = chuckle

x = tofu

y = gorilla

z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head

b = mouth

c = face

d = nose

e = tush

f = breath

g = pants

h = shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = butt

l = brain

m = tushie

n = chunks

o = hiney

p = biscuits

q = toes

r = buns

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = kisser

w = squirt

x = humperdinck

y = brains

z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 10:01 AM

Oh good! I'm Zippy Gizzard Lips. Added to Priscilla Weary Goat, Galadrial and all the others from the other thread, I think I'm starting to have an identity crisis #:-o

Jenny

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 10:04 AM

Well, my married name is Snotty Cootiesniffer, nee Livermouth.

But my friends call me Chim-Chim.

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: sian, west wales
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 10:38 AM

These things are out to get me.

I'm Poopsie Waffle-tushie.

I think I've said it before, but I'll say it again ... Sheesh.

sian

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Mooh
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 10:53 AM

Buttercup Gizzardface. I've been called worse! This is fun...

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Alba
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 11:53 AM

Ah ha! This explains so much!!
I am Gidget Giggletush!!
Thanks for the fun Rapaire!
GG (formely JD:>)

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 01:32 PM

"Kisser Gigglebums"... Can't say it feels like me. somehow.

Dubya becomes "Goober Chickenshorts." That's more like it.

And Tony Blair is "Zippie Liverlips", which seems spot on.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 01:47 PM

"Booby Apple"???? will that get by the censors? And I have no 4th letter in my last name...maybe I can't play...that would be best, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: open mike
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 02:29 PM

Not sure i will re-print my return address labels
but Dorky Apple Brain might come in handy to tell
junk mail advertisers so i would know who sold my
address to whom!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: LilyFestre
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 05:08 PM

OMG.....ROFLMAO....WYSIWYG.......Snotty Cootie Sniffer....WOOOOOOOO...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..that is the BEST! LOLOLOL

Your Friend,

Buttercup Apple Buns (who is STILL laughing!)

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: LilyFestre
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 05:11 PM

Even Better.......Snotty and Crusty Cootie Sniffer!!!!!!!!!!!   OMG..I'm dyin' over here!!!!!!   ROFLMAO....LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Lots of Love,

Buttercup and Tootie Apple Buns
(Can't forget Little Loopy Apple Pants sends her love too!!!)

WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!   LOLOLOLOL!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 06:03 PM

Yup, yer right, I thought Hardi was Goofy Cootiesniffer, but it's Crusty.

Love,

(Hm, and our little dog, too-- whose name is actually Little Ruby Hoobiedoobie)


~Mr. and Mrs. Cootiesniffer and Little Lumpy Bubblemouth)

... and our children, Zippy, Squeezit, and Flunky

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: gnomad
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 06:45 PM

Dorky Wafflenose here, somehow appropriate I suspect.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Cluin
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 07:10 PM

Buttercup Girdle-kisser.








I can live with that.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 07:27 PM

I have a sense that some of these are going to turn up as Mudcat members...

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: RangerSteve
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 07:38 PM

Crusty Appleface. That's not too bad.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: kendall
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 09:16 PM

Zippy Bubble Fanny. Seems like that would suit Spaw better.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: LadyJean
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 09:21 PM

I'm Poopsie Applesniffer, I suppose it isn't that bad, really.
I had a classmate in high school whose last name was Ek. How would she play the game?
Her brother's name was Eric. Eric Ek is almost as bad as Poopsie Applesniffer.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Oct 03 - 11:46 PM

Squeezit Bubblesniffer here. (Sounds gross. I'll be back after I've got a court date set to officially change my name.)

How about coming up with a persona for each of us? I can see myself as a Sherlock Holmes type, but somewhat more physical.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: mouldy
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 02:49 AM

I'm Gidget Bubbletush. my daughter's Gorky...oh dear!

Andrea

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 03:27 AM

I'm Chim-Chim Gizzardbiscuits.... yummy.

Manitas comes out as Dorkey Gizzardbiscuits and Bratling is Goober Gizzardbiscuits.

I think I'll revert to my maiden name of Chim-Chim Bubblenose.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 04:48 AM

I'm a rather exotic...

Zsa-Zsa bubblebuns

I'm starring in my own movie next week....

Blimey Riley!

This all gets worse!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Ella who is Sooze
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 04:50 AM

And I'm living with Crusty pizza tush!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Hrothgar
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 05:40 AM

Fluffy Bubbletushie.

I hope they don't hear about this down at the rugby club.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Partridge
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 06:50 AM

Tootie Wafflebuns, nee Tootie Girdlesniffer.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 08:36 AM

Y'all think ya got it bad??? I'm married to Tootie Gorillachunks!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 09:33 AM

One of the entertaining things about this is that the naming system doesn't pay any regard to gender whatsoever.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 10:47 AM

I think we oughtta use this as an icebreaker at our ministry class. I made it up as a handout. We'll have people do their own and then we'll collect them and see if they can figure out whose is whose.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: momnopp
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 08:23 PM

According to this version, I'm
Gidget Hamstertush

ROFL

I know someone who was Poopsie Burgertushie, but I've been sworn to secrecy.

JudyO

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: AliUK
Date: 07 Oct 03 - 09:14 PM

I am now known around the house as chim-chim bubblemouth...which is appropriate really.

excuse me while I go and lie down.

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: mouldy
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 01:14 AM

Thank goodness I was wrong about my daughter - she's not Dorky, she's Tootie! I am, however, married to a Rhino!

It must be a family failing as my elder daughter got engaged on Monday...also to a Rhino! (She and her brother are both Crusty).

Andrea

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: darkriver
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 01:53 AM

Dorky Bubblesniffer here.

Y'know, that's almost as boring as my real name.


--Doug (quondam darkriver)

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 01:58 AM

That's odd...nothing comes out as William "Biggie" Shatner. Stupid game!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 09:02 AM

Shatner is Poopsie Applesniffer.

Mister Spock is Snotty Hamsterface. Kinda fits, eh?

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 10:42 AM

Wow! Lady Penelope comes out as Gidget Girdletush!

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: JennyO
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 01:02 PM

I see our not-so-illustrious PM, little Johnnie Howard, is Cheeseball Bubblehead. I always knew he was :-)

Subject: RE: BS: I'm Buttercup Bubblebrain
From: Pseudolus
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 01:14 PM

I am Poopsie Applesniffer but with a name like that, I'm not unique. I apparently share the name with LadyJean!!

Actually Shatner would be Tootie Wafflesniffer.


Frank