SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.

Subject: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: GUEST,Ayatollah
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 07:06 AM

Come to the GEORGE on TUESDAYS. Only 4 of us last night. Eventually Skippy arrived and 2 enthusiastic supporters. Bulk in the corner had to help us out with the sausages and chips. This venue is very comfortable, the Guiness is good although £2.32/pt, the landlord is pleasant. What more can be said, but come and join us. There is plenty of room. We are beyond the dining area, well away from any dangerous animals.
    Directions again:
Down hill into Barton from Scunthorpe/A15/Bridge direction, turn RIGHT at mini roundabout. After 200 m about to enter market place on LEFT car park just before, but might be full. Actual front of pub in George Street on immediate left.

I was talking to Osama the other day and he reminded me of a little known saying of the Prophet:

                Sayings of the Prophet:
               
    No 8)How can you say that nothing comes of war? Have you
          forgotten the BOUNCY CASTLE?

            ALLAH AKBAR,
                A. Jay'bee.

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 07:19 AM

It's called a sedan chair, Ayatollah, and perhaps the bearers were a tad excitable. The carpet tile slippers came in useful. What's the khazi like?

I was just getting into me stride when a Barton lovely firmly suggested that I should complete the last phase of an abitiously priced Guiness.

And before Oaklet starts getting all excitable about PELs, are we likely to face imminent incarceration on that score?

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 07:32 AM

i mihjt go next week, if i'm not doing nowt.john

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: Oaklet
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 07:34 AM

I have just become a bit inflamed9.

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: Daithi
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 07:43 AM

Sorry I missed last night's session - unlikely to be around next week either.Hope things pick up - I'll get up to Barton again as soon as I can, just a busy time of year with other stuff right now!

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: KJ
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 01:24 PM

Same here I'm afraid. Can we have a note for next week as we are going walking in the dales?

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: Oaklet
Date: 22 Oct 03 - 01:29 PM

There is a luxury bus from the dales to Barton sans Hyphens; non-stop and on the hour. The last service returns at midnight, arriving back at the dales at twenty past one. They have free beer on board. The fare is £2.20 return. See you next week.

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: GUEST,Ayatollah
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 10:46 AM

Can't find ABITIOUSLY in the dictionary. An ABIRRITANT seems to fit as "Any drug that relieves irritation."

             As for the Khazi.........

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: GUEST,Strollin' Johnny
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 11:57 AM

Can I come next week? My passport photo's a bit out of date (big glasses, no beard, 2 stone lighter then) but I can get a pass-out and a couple of blue drinking vouchers off me wife.

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: KJ
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 01:48 PM

Fresh from his perambulations around the windy steppes of Russia, the Ayatollah brings us this
for our delight and edification.Oakley take notes & report back.

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: Oaklet
Date: 24 Oct 03 - 03:19 PM

Good that someone is keeping the spirit of the Sloop, Barton-Sans-Hyphens well and truly alive KJ. Top bog-shot, matey.

Subject: RE: SLOOP/Coach/GEORGE,Barton/Humber.
From: GUEST,Ayatolla
Date: 27 Oct 03 - 06:23 AM

To confirm Skippy: The George has a PEL.
Shan't put in a personal appearance for next 2 weeks.
I'm visiting Iraq to see how my old friend Osama is and then we go to Wells next the Sea.

                        A. Jay'bee.