How are you feeling Liz the Sqeak

Subject: RE: How are you feeling Liz the Sqeak
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Feb 04 - 05:25 PM

Hey Norton, good to see you're still around!

Recovery is progressing, back to work tomorrow. I feel a relapse coming on!

LTS

Subject: RE: How are you feeling Liz the Sqeak
From: Hrothgar
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 05:04 AM

"Whilst languishing in hospital after having a cesaerean to drag Limpit into the world, Manitas ....."

I never read about this in the papers.

Take care of yourself, Liz. We tax officers are valuable.

Subject: RE: How are you feeling Liz the Sqeak
From: Dr Will C U Now
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 01:32 PM

How am I feeling Liz the Squeak?
Why, with cold hands of course!
That will be 600 dollars.
NEXT!

Subject: RE: How are you feeling Liz the Sqeak
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Feb 04 - 05:36 PM

That's right - it's $600 for cold hands, $550 if you warm them up first... I accept travellers cheques, Visa, American Express and cold hard cash if you have it.

LTS

Subject: RE: How are you feeling Liz the Sqeak
From: Hrothgar
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 05:01 AM

Take care of yourself, Liz. We tax officers are valuablw.

Subject: RE: How are you feeling Liz the Sqeak
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 05:06 AM

It was rather a shock to them to discover that my heart isn't made of stone. I said I was the "good" tax officer and that if they wanted to meet the "bad" officer, to not send their returns in!

LTS

Subject: RE: How are you feeling Liz the Sqeak
From: lady penelope
Date: 06 Feb 04 - 07:03 PM

Jaze, if you find a recording of " daschunds with erections can't climb stairs" by Les Barker, yes, you can hear her quite easily.

She sounds exactly like a squeaky toy.

Which inevitably starts me on the systematic choking/ hammer house of horror laugh.

TTFN Lady P.

Subject: RE: How are you feeling Liz the Sqeak
From: Willa
Date: 07 Feb 04 - 04:47 PM

Hi LTS

Hope your bruises will grow ever smaller and that you'll soon be doing your unique backing group noises again.