BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers

Subject: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: Ironmule
Date: 16 Feb 04 - 03:02 PM

Over on the WoodenBoat Builders forum we were discussing Cat Food and we had a non cat lover post a link to the   Chinese Food Song.

If you drop in on the Boat forum, it'll be a slow load over a dialup, there's a bunch of neat cat pictures. Miscelaneous Non-Boat is our BS section.

Jeff Smith

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 16 Feb 04 - 03:33 PM

You have such perfect timing, Iron -- I was telling a cat-lover about this very thing yesterday, and she asked me to email it to her. Now, I had only seen the printed lyrics for it, not with the audio, so this is great....

... it does make me wonder about chicken balls though.

TC

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 04 - 04:01 PM

Chickens don't have balls. Cocks do.

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: GUEST,Cats Eyes
Date: 16 Feb 04 - 04:26 PM

A girlfriend of mine has a magnificent pussy.

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 16 Feb 04 - 05:50 PM

Too funny!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Feb 04 - 04:51 AM

Oh, that is sooooo funny!

Cat - the other white meat.

Incidentaly, Amber, the tortoishell cat who has taken to sitting on the scanner and sneezing over the printer, went mad at the purring and we now have to get some more paper.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 17 Feb 04 - 08:03 AM

Unlucky Fried Kitten anyone?

Or an extra portion of kitten tikka massala?

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: Nerd
Date: 17 Feb 04 - 12:34 PM

I hate to point this out, but it's more likely to offend Asians than Cat lovers. The only thing that makes its racism defensible is that it's pretty absurd--and also damn funny.

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: GUEST,Cars Eyes
Date: 17 Feb 04 - 01:28 PM

Out of interest, I checked with that girlfriend of mine and she's still got a magnificent pussy.

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: JudyB
Date: 17 Feb 04 - 05:50 PM

We fail to see the humor in this.

Dog meat,yes! But no kitties in the spring rolls, please, if you know what's good for you.

Tilahun, Tejitu,and Gashay,
The Feline Death Squad

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: JenEllen
Date: 18 Feb 04 - 02:55 PM

I dunno, Judy, it must be the cat. Mine failed to see the humor (he's nearsighted) but I don't think he was the least bit worried. I suppose that's what happens when you are nothing but mayo in a fur coat. (I'd feel awful for anyone who ate him--the hi-fat heart attack special)

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: GUEST,Cats Eyes
Date: 18 Feb 04 - 03:06 PM

Cars Eyes was me slip of the finger, but just to up-date you again that pussy of my girl friend has developed an enormous apetite

Subject: RE: BS: Might be offensive to cat lovers
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Feb 04 - 12:55 AM

Then there's the Pussy Song...