punch the horse march fred

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 03:26 AM

I believe we went quiet to see wether the nasty spirits would go away, Karen. It seems, for now, that they have left us in peace, so let the fun continue.

However, this thread's getting out of date, so I'll start a new one for April now. Please skip to "PTH Spring Social"

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: KJ
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 03:12 AM

? where is everybody?

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: KJ
Date: 29 Mar 04 - 02:23 AM

Interesting though. The author has got a point, even if it be rather 'tongue in cheek'. You only have to read through Child's Ballads & all of the nastier sides of life are portrayed in great abundance! Social comment eh!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 28 Mar 04 - 01:29 PM

Where do you find these articles KJ?! Talk about a one sided story!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 11:04 AM

I love the line "Most of them can't hardly speak English". Worthy of Ivor!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: KJ
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:17 AM

Ooooops, clicked on the wrong button there...read this

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: KJ
Date: 26 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM

For all those people that wish to introduce younger people to the folk world read

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 12:24 PM

Looking forward to seeing you Rog.

Raggy would love to be in the whitby, tho I think Mrs.Ossonflags has some plans for me to sing with, ah ................ Oh, punch the horse that is it. Oo !!!! hang on tho, just checked the old diary and looks like there is nowt booked.Thinks................., must get back for First sunday sess, must get back for Deanys and Sir Rogs gig, must get back for first sunday sess, must drink beer and that with Raggy.......................?

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 10:41 AM

Look forward to seeing you, Rog.

Hey, got broadband in my office today. It's great! Now I can listen to Radio 2, surf the net, post on the cat, and all the time it looks like I'm working! Oh dear.....

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 05:42 AM

Will try and get down to Foresters tonight to catch you guys (Lady R's health permitting. If it is OK with you, I'll bring some flyers for the "Pete n Rog" gig at the Sun.

Rog

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 04:33 AM

Michael
Do you see my note about Whitby next weekend, Antonia will be over from the States and I am ytaking her for the Weekend, walk down the coast, look over HMS Bark Endeavour, are you and the fragrant one likely to be in town

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 03:33 AM

And again.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 25 Mar 04 - 03:15 AM

It'll happen again, you know.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Les from Hull
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 01:42 PM

Eee Deany knows all the words! Now if he can find some way of getting them in the right order. And Mick, thanks for sorting that Mike Stand. He had it coming.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 12:41 PM

well said peter !!! mike stand has been sorted by the way.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 11:50 AM

Especially on a Friday in the Red Rose Cafe. She's been seen mixing with that salesman. He's a bit of a hooligan after a few pints of beer, so I'm told.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 11:08 AM

Oh, shut up Ivor. We're bored now.

All for me grog, me jolly jolly grog! Bollocks to him, Micheal, I'll see you tomorrow night. I'll be the one with a pint nearby at all times and a big smile on my face. If that's still legal? I'll tell me Ma if I catch you on Fiddler's Green with Dicey Riley, though. I remember lifting her petticoat when she was sweet sixteen by the gasworks wall. I asked her for credit, as she lowered me down, but she accused me of being a drunk and called me a silly old fool.

Best keep clear of her, mate.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: lone shark
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 08:32 AM

Speaking of detective work, the genuine sleuths amongst you may wish to try out my exercise, posted on a new ivor thread in the BS section.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 07:15 AM

Many thanks mates.see you all at foresters thurs night.Even might go if I am doing nowt.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:48 AM

200

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:19 AM

On a more serious note, we have just received 10 e.mails that have pornographic content. I'm not a prude (shock horror) but its a bit much when it's unsolicited anyone got any tips for getting rid of 'em.My blocked sender's list is going on overdrive!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM

I have a first class honours degree in crunchy nuts & nut crunching. Anyone remember chocolate Ready Brek? If Raggy can eat his own weight in that I'll sponser him!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:02 AM

Let's just forget it now. Raggy, I'll take you on. But I reserve the right to soak them in Guinness first.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 06:01 AM

Sweetfire ......... there's something about the expression Crunchy Nuts that makes grown men quake .......... ( if you're not sure ask KJ to explain) Any other sort of cereal you would sponsor me to eat my own weight of?

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:52 AM

Whoever it is owes many apologies.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:52 AM

dunno, i think they just trying to make trubble.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:48 AM

er..no I haven't either and why are people so nasty about him?

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:23 AM

Anyway-Whose "Ian Carr"?, i neber heard of him.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:23 AM

Oooo, make sure you use Crunchy Nut Cornflakes...they're the best!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:17 AM

I'd just like to confirm that none of the Guest postings on this thread were from me, this can be proved I use KIT and the system was down for maintenance from 9pm last night until now.
Let's stop this posting in silly name business now.
were supposed to be friends here, this bullshit has gone too far.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:12 AM

So KJ wants some levity,


I'll do a sponsored eat my own weight in Cornflakes

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:03 AM

Welcome back, Karen. As you can see, we've missed you!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 05:00 AM

All this is very unlike the PTH threads I grew to know & love when we first found 'em. I suggest you all ignore any inflammatory postings by guests without a name, if you respond with further insults etc then you're just playing into their hands.Let's have some of the old nuttiness back!

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 04:26 AM

No, Lone Shark, Mick would never have done this. One of his "colleagues" has done it. Pretty easy to do, as Mick spends a lot of time away from his desk, with his PC left running. As for the knowledge of Hull based folk, all ya got to do is read a couple of threads do come up with the basics.

I know ossonflags extremely well. This is NOT his work. I pity the person concerned when Mick finds him.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 04:21 AM

There you are Ossenflags. the voice of reason has spoken, judge,jury and chief executioner me think ..........









....I bet he reads the sun

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: lone shark
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 03:56 AM

The chances of someone else logging in on your cookie are practically zero. The chances of there being another mudcatter in the same building as you, with such a detailed knowledge of Hull based Folk, is practically zero. This so called explanation from Oaklet does not hold water. I think this person should leave mudcat, they have been caught out.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST,ossonflags
Date: 24 Mar 04 - 03:05 AM

Thank you for that piece of detective work "guest" I am suprised someone else has not come up with the same idea.

The offending thread at question was put up,in the manner oaklet explained, using my "mudcat" name "ossonflags" without the "guest". All the ivor threads are signed in as a "guest" just as you have done, and I am doing as I have deleted the cookie on our system at work.

If you have got some more time on your hands you maybe could throw a few more insults at one or two of the other "ivors"

Fat and ugly I may be but bastard never.It would be real clever of me wouldn't it to use my own name to insult every body.But you wouldn't know about that would you? being the brave little person you are hiding behind "guest" As Raggytash has said I am free any time to discuss this with you in person.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 08:04 PM

Michael my old mucker, I'm impressed, Punch the Horse with their own stalker, ............can I say this without upsetting the rest of the community ........... What a wanker ......."Guest" (which you are not a welcomed variety of,have I confused the idiot yet), if you would care to sit down and share a pint with me and any of our company, I am sure we would be delighted to talk with you and discuss your problems. In the interim are there many other sites you could visit instead, which I am confident my able friends will direct you towards

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 07:47 PM

continue to expose imposters/ thats a laugh/ as someone said on here/ you sad little man..............i rest my case

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: s6k
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 07:38 PM

nice.. :S

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 07:37 PM

read this....now whos the oaf from hull need i say more. iam not j from h so dont go accusing him but 2 can play at your game

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 06:49 PM

i think i know now why pth's new cd is called changing your demeanor. beat that you fat ugly bastard

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 06:44 PM

and i soppose he dint write this either

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 06:36 PM

oaklet, so your saying ossonflags dint write this somebody at his work wrote it oh i see now.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 12:14 PM

Any time.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 12:07 PM

Thanks for that vote of confidence,sweetfire.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 11:14 AM

I knew that post couldn't have been from Osson, it was so unlike him.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 11:11 AM

Have just spoken to Michael. Nicely sorted, people. Thankyou.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 11:05 AM

The deleted thread "Oaklet is not Ivor Biggun" contained an explanation and apology from Ossonflags. He suspects that he forgot to log-off at his work computer and his details were accessed by someone with time on his hands and little in his head. Mick has promised an enquiry tomorrow and expressed his regret. The opening post in the thread was vile and reptilian. I asked it to be deleted. Thanks for removing it with such speed, elves.

Subject: RE: punch the horse march fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Mar 04 - 10:51 AM

Nicely put, guest. If anonomously.