BS: John Ashcroft's surgery

Subject: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 11:53 AM

sorry I posted this incorrectly before...

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/ashurgery.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: jeffp
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 12:59 PM

Love it!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 02:10 PM

"Severe acute pancreatitis:" what a fitting acronym.

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: ced2
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 02:21 PM

I wonder if this operation is available on the NHS. Perhaps they could remove Darth Vadar from withing Michael Howard.

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 04:00 PM

Lissen here now. I don't want none of you flamin' liberals to tell me that Big John is full of it.

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: GUEST,Clint Keller
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 04:03 PM

Superb. I wish I'd done that.

It's the best cartoon (?) I've seen this administration.

clint

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Bob Hitchcock
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 04:17 PM

Let's hope they give him a new brain while he's in there.

Bob

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Donuel
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 05:19 PM

Today is the 50th anniverery of the 'See it Now' radio show with Edward R Murrow that is said to have brought down the right wing scare tactic takeover of the country by Joeseph McCarthy who attempted to destroy the Democratic party and leave the nation with a one party system.

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Don Firth
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 06:08 PM

Well, Rapaire, that does raise a question about Big John's operation. What will he do if he does experience this unfortunate aftermath?

Depends . . . .

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 06:21 PM

Stay close to the head, I reckon, and try to change his bilious mind...


A

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Bobert
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 07:08 PM

Hmmmmm? I wondering why God put Johnnie thru this?

Nvermind that one...,.

But wouldn't you have loved to be the anesthesiologist?

"Gee, John, sorry. I must not have given you enough juice. Did that hurt?"

(Hehehe....)

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 07:25 PM

More likely, "Big blanks in your memory, huh? Golly, I musta used too much, he he he."

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 07:38 PM

Pancreatitis hurts like hell. So does the gall bladder problem. This will keep him away from judiciary mischief for a little while.

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Mrrzy
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 08:27 PM

LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Walking Eagle
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 08:37 PM

SRS----Don't bet on it! Probably the first thing he asked for after coming out from being under was his lap top.

Seriously though. Passing a Gall stone hurts like hell. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Ohhhh Gawd I was sick! The surgery was pretty easy. They jusy blew me up with CO2 and reached in and snipped her off. It was full too buddy!

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: GUEST,pdc
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 08:57 PM

Not one to resist a really cheap pun, and given what Ashcroft did to the statue in the Hall of Justice, I have to ask.....
is this curtains for Ashcroft?

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 11:55 PM

har har har, pdc! poetic justice, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 04 - 11:59 PM

Mayhap a little pain is good for him...adds to his humility, like. We can always dream...


A

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Donuel
Date: 10 Mar 04 - 06:48 AM

He has been on morphine and oxycontin for days.
I expect he will eventually give all credit to god and
not a word about the drugs and medical science.

Here is another quasi disturbing pic.

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/nyminute1.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 10 Mar 04 - 01:57 PM

You have a typo in there, Donuel--"Deciding"

Good one!

Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: LadyJean
Date: 11 Mar 04 - 12:23 AM

If there is any justice in this world Ashcroft will become addicted to Oxi Contin.