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Subject: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,*NOT* jOhn from Hull Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:59 AM Almost any thread with the word "rubbish" in it is from jOhn from Hull. And whatever it is, jOhn's agin' it. jOhn, what about non-rubbishy things? do you have any such in your rubbishy life? Please share. Thanks for the laughs you've given us. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,Not a troll Date: 24 Apr 04 - 05:32 AM Thats a bit harsh, or it would be if you were asked for your opinion So _______ off |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Apr 04 - 08:41 AM Yeah, you can just __________ ! I've had enough of this ________ . |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: freda underhill Date: 24 Apr 04 - 08:44 AM John from Hull has more brains in his ______________ than most of us have in our ______________ and the best sense of humour to go with it so you can just go _____________ yourself. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:35 AM Who is this _________ John from ____________ Hull and what the _________ has he done that is so ____________ bad? |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Alaska Mike Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:38 AM jOhn contributes to this forum in a positive and enjoyable manner. He doesn't hide behind a "Guest" post sniping at others. So take your ______ _______ ________ ________ _________ opinions and _______ _______ _____ ________. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,9, sed the German Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:39 AM Is jOhn frum Hull____________??9 |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Dave Hanson Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:46 AM Country and Western ' music ? ' is rubbish, not jOhn. eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Amos Date: 24 Apr 04 - 11:01 AM (Don't post, you'll only _______ them). |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Ebbie Date: 24 Apr 04 - 11:29 AM HA! ___________ ______ ______ ____________! Take that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: CarolC Date: 24 Apr 04 - 12:40 PM ___________________________________ _____________________________________________________ & _____________________________________ _______________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________ |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Peace Date: 24 Apr 04 - 01:02 PM __________________, __________________, ______________________ and your horse, too! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: michaelr Date: 24 Apr 04 - 02:10 PM "I reckon golf is rubbish, must be the most stupid sport there is, its not even a proper sport, its just rubbish." A well thought-out opinion, based in irrefutable fact, and written with elegance and humor. As opposed to this thread which is a waste of bandwidth. Cheers, Michael |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Ebbie Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:00 PM But you couldn't _____________, could you, michaelr? |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: michaelr Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:23 PM ________________________________!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Cruiser Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:29 PM Can we please fill in the _______________s ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Dave the Gnome Date: 24 Apr 04 - 04:45 PM ______ isn't rubbish at all! Tish to all nay-sayers. ______ is though. Complet and utter ______! So there. Dave the ______. PS. I think the opening poster was complimenting jOhn so don't ______ him... |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Apr 04 - 07:32 PM ____________! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: freda underhill Date: 24 Apr 04 - 08:06 PM There is a politician in our country called ____________ he has been taking bribes in exchange for _____________ and has now left that portfolio and has become our __________ ______________. what a ______________ travesty. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: s6k Date: 24 Apr 04 - 08:43 PM jOhn from Hull is a ________ legend. leave him alone. this thread is rubbish! the person that started it is rubbish ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 24 Apr 04 - 08:51 PM " _______ is rubbish!" I think that's a bit mild. I'd go as far as to say "_______ is _______!" That's telling them! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:40 PM If all you ________ ________s would stop ________ around with this sort of __________ __________ on the forum it would make me really _________ ________ ________ed for a change! This reminds me of Watergate. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Ebbie Date: 24 Apr 04 - 10:54 PM hahahahha |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 24 Apr 04 - 11:32 PM After examining the published university scores....and the crime statitstics....
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Apr 04 - 12:48 AM what does gargoyles yellow writing say? anyway= hull is not rubbish, loads of big stuff here, we got the biggest suspension bridge [Humber Bridge], biggest swing bridge [Myton Bridge], biggest christmas cracker [in the tRain Station a few years ago], biggest submarinium museum [the deep, www.thedeep.co.uk] and the fattest people in uk live in hull, [see nuttys thread "hull hits the headlines again"], and we don't all shag goats here [that was just a one off], and i never shagged a goat, [or a hamster ] in my life. and nowt wrong with our university either, [i went there and studied psychology, [psychology is scientific study of loonies]], and loads of music here, and i bet gargoyle town= crap and no music, and dont writing in yelloew writing anymore stupif, becase we cant see it, so just get lost, and stop saying any bad things about hull, i bet you never been here, [and dont come here anyway , because you are rubbish, and moan to much], and moany people not allowed to come here so dont bother, and just stay there, sinserley.john |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Apr 04 - 01:25 AM I think gargoyle is on about this incident, [it is a rare occurence] Hull Man Shags Goat! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Apr 04 - 01:32 AM The goat shagger got 6 months in hull jail, judge said " you are a bloody pervert, go to jail" Headlines in tonights local paper= Hull Man too fat for crematorium, apparently a local bloke was so big, [he was 35 stone] that his body would not fit into the local crematorium, so they had to take him to one in Watford, over 200 miles away, his sister complained= " hull council is rubbish, their crematorium is not big enough for all the people that live here, and its a disgrace etc" full story here= www.thisishull.co.uk |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Peace Date: 25 Apr 04 - 01:40 AM Holy _______! That's the ____________ goat I've been ___________ looking for. LITTLE HAWK, your ___________ goat ended up in ___________ Hull getting _____________!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,GUEST,*NOT* jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:21 AM Well, gee whiz. Some of you folks, really.... If you had read what I posted, you'd've realized I was paying jOhn a backhanded compliment--explicitly so in the last line. And it wasn't a troll, since I was really genuinely interested in what he likes. I'm hoping jOhn didn't take it the same way you guys did. I see why we have lynch mobs in this country. On another thread, Don Firth syas, "one of life's fundamental rules is: if you want to avoid total public embarrassment, never heckle a comedian." Hoo boy--now I see what he means. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:37 AM i agree, leave GUEST NOt me alone, and stop moaning, anyway, things waht i like is= fish-fingers, hamsters., chocerlate, guiinneess, music and funny telly programs [like the office, and dads army etc], and wearing hats, and going to whitby, and ice cream, and rabbitts and loads of stuff like that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:45 AM and gold fish. and going to pub wiht my freinds, and cakes, and south park, and pizzas , and do-nuts, and train sets, and winning money on the orses, and funny radio programs, like ded ringers etc, and Vannesa Mae, and that woman tht works in the sandwidge bar on Newland Ave, and Jaguar cars, and funny films, like lif of brian etc. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Apr 04 - 02:52 AM and that drummer from The Corrs, and Eliza Carthy, and Emma Rugg, and spiders, and strawberry cheese cakes, and stake and chips, and fare-ground rides, and go-karts and intresting museums, and art gallerys, and local history, and trees, and architecture, and Heinz Jam puddings, and Fray Bentos meet pies, and car auctions, and pub quizzes, craft fares, and music festivals and stuff like that. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:07 AM and my mums cooking, [apple pie etc], and classic cars, and reading books especially biographies, and books by Dean Koontz, Shaun Hutson, Graham Masterton, Colin Dexter , Colin Wilson etc, and playing pool, and dominoes, and going for days out in York and Leeds, [looking in the bookshops and record shops like Borders etc], and minestrone soup, and playing my mandolin, and eating at restaraunts like Pier Luigis, and Charlotte Green, and Mars Bars and stuff like that etc. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:08 AM PS-I'm not too keen on goats. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:17 AM anyway=heres a joke, its a bit sick, so if your easily offended go away now= A little kid is in school at moring register time... Teacher says "where was you yesterday jimmy?" jimmy says " i had to miss school yesterday, as my dad got burnt" teacher says, "oh dear, very sorry to hear that, not too badly burnt i hope?" jimmy says " very badly burnt miss, they don't fuck about at the crematorium!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 25 Apr 04 - 03:59 AM I think garbage is rubbish. RtS (I liked the crem. joke, jOhn,but, then, I'm a bit weird!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: s6k Date: 25 Apr 04 - 06:37 AM i think rubbish is rubbish i read about the man too fat for the crematorium in the paper and found it very typical that it could only happen in Ull as they say, its never dull in ull. theres always something happening.... mainly you getting mugged, etc. i like the moon |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: 42 Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:24 AM and here I thought J0hn from Hull was just trying to get that landmark post #. glad I read about his "favourite things" -doesn't it just make you want to break into song? j |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:44 AM I like ice cream and Eliza Carthy, but the rest of what jOhn listed is rubbish. John |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM The Goat, or Who is Sylvia, by Edward Albee Maybe a Hull production of this would find a receptive auduence... |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: s6k Date: 25 Apr 04 - 09:13 AM no it isnt. emma rugg is amazing, and most of the other things he said are great too. i likes jaffa cakes |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Dave the Gnome Date: 25 Apr 04 - 10:16 AM I was paying jOhn a backhanded compliment--explicitly so in the last line. See, I told you! I'm not rubbish anyway... :D |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Peace Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:11 AM GUEST: Why were you paying jOhn's backhand a compliment? Tennis anyone? Gawd, tennis is rubbish. So's pingpong. King Arthur's knights were sent into the kingdom to find pingpong balls. The one who returned with the most would receice the Lady Ezmerelda, a beauty of the kingdom, as his betrothed (pronounce that with thee syllables, SVP, if you want to stay with the program). Eight months later, Sir Rapper returned and dumped the sack onto the floor of the palace. Out poured 2,893 pingpong balls. In the ninth month, Sir Marty returned and from his sack poured 3,421 pingpong balls. As the one-year deadline approached, with but minutes remaining, in crawled Sir jOhn, with his armour torn and blood oozing from cuts and contusions on his face. His ear dangled by a slim string of skin. Out of his sack came two balls. King Arthur yelled, "Sir jOhn, what is this insult? Sir Rapper came back with 2,893 pingpong balls, and sir Marty with 3,421 pingpong balls. Aand you have arrived with but two!" Sir jOhn screamed, "Pingpong balls? Hell, I thought you said King Kong balls!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Apr 04 - 11:51 AM The HORROR!!! How did my beloved goat end up in __________ Hull, getting _________ed! This is terrible! I hope they put that guy away for life! No punishment could be too ________ing severe! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Fiona Date: 25 Apr 04 - 06:27 PM There's a goat called Demeter gone missing from the Archers a while ago. Since it was the same weekend as Notting Hill Carnival I always thought she ended up in a curry, but maybe not. BTW I love jOhns posts, my fave was Is Line Dancing Rubbish? And rubbish isn't rubbish if you recycle it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Apr 04 - 06:32 PM What would happen if we recycled Billy Ray Cyrus? |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Fiona Date: 25 Apr 04 - 07:44 PM I'm not really sure who Billy Ray Cyrus is but assuming he's an organic lifeform the answer would be compost, this may take a while unless you shred him and mix him with grass clippings. Which reminds me of an old joke about a gardener who was asked how to grow good roses, 'Plant a dead dog under them' came the reply. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: s6k Date: 26 Apr 04 - 04:16 AM he sang... dont tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, i just dont think youd understand |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,noddy Date: 26 Apr 04 - 05:07 AM This is the________ing best ______thread I have _______read in a _____long time. It was so good at the start I nearly _______ myself laughing. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Gurney Date: 26 Apr 04 - 06:31 AM Look, will you stop this__________ thread. I'm too busy to print it out and fill in the spaces. That goat-groper. Am I the only one who thinks he is a pretty ________ citizen for not spreading his___________ disease among the human populace? |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 27 Apr 04 - 04:19 AM 9 |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST Date: 27 Apr 04 - 04:28 AM brucie any woman who's done pelvic floor excercises will tell you of a much better use for golf balls.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,Shlio Date: 27 Apr 04 - 05:14 AM _________ this thread! I'm late for my ______ meeting now! What a ________ joke! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,noddy Date: 27 Apr 04 - 07:54 AM guest are you on the wrong thread ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Dave the Gnome Date: 27 Apr 04 - 11:46 AM Perhaps he/she is but I'm intrigued now! I can only imagine and am too afraid to ask... Perhaps the answer is _________, _________ or even ________! :D |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: s6k Date: 27 Apr 04 - 12:20 PM Netto is rubbish |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Peace Date: 27 Apr 04 - 07:21 PM Yes, yes! A thousand times yes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST Date: 27 Apr 04 - 08:15 PM All you guys are shooting blanks |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,noddy Date: 28 Apr 04 - 04:02 AM fraid so. but then I am still shooting. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: matai Date: 28 Apr 04 - 04:44 AM ________ __________ __________ ___________ _____________ _________/__________ ____________ _________ _____________ ________ ____________ __________ _______ ________________ _____ ___________ _______________/__________ ___________ Thank-you all for your inspiration for my latest song. Any suggestions for a tune? Matai |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Bassic Date: 28 Apr 04 - 07:41 AM Matai, could I suggest __ __ __ __ instead of ____________ in the third line? I think it scans better and is less of a mouthfull to sing, dont you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Little Hawk Date: 28 Apr 04 - 08:05 AM Is this __________ still here? |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,noddy Date: 28 Apr 04 - 08:08 AM Bassic I dont thimk it to much a mouthful it is all a matter of breathing and technique. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST,lurker Date: 28 Apr 04 - 05:13 PM Hate to burst your bubble, Matai, but the song is officially rubbish. Look at the thread title! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: matai Date: 29 Apr 04 - 08:41 AM So who is the official? :-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: darkriver Date: 29 Apr 04 - 11:31 PM Matai, you goof! jOhn, of course! doug |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: matai Date: 01 May 04 - 08:58 AM There was a man from the Hull Who found his life getting dull He created a thread It's rubbish he said And its too ______ ______ to cull. Matai |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: darkriver Date: 02 May 04 - 01:37 AM Well, Matai, you've got my vote. Nice limerick. doug |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Little Hawk Date: 02 May 04 - 01:06 PM The problem with ___ ___ ___ ____ Is it never adds up to a ______ You can take it downtown And show it around But nobody will give you a ________! Hey! This makes limerick writing a lot easier. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: freda underhill Date: 03 May 04 - 10:38 AM there once was a catter from ____________ _ whose ________ was so _______ he could ______ __ He ________________ _ _________ and _____________ _ _________ _________ that ridiculous catter from __________ _ |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Little Hawk Date: 03 May 04 - 11:14 AM A great stupid _________ named _________ Got caught with his hand in the _________ They cut off his _______ And sauteed his ___________ And put his ________ right in the ________! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: s6k Date: 03 May 04 - 12:16 PM this thread is _________ i am going to __________ it from my tracer. its ______________ _________ |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: GUEST Date: 03 May 04 - 01:00 PM I think there are a lot of folks here who find John just plain boring. he may be a big brain, he may be a nice guy..but he sure is boring. If that is what it takes to be a legend at Mudcat...well...go figger. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: s6k Date: 03 May 04 - 01:04 PM _______ ____ _____ off ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 05 Aug 04 - 09:58 PM GUEST-you are boring, and you are rubbish, and you don't even know me, innit. |
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Subject: RE: BS: _______ is rubbish! From: SINSULL Date: 06 Aug 04 - 08:48 PM Good Grief! Well, jOhn, I dislkie monkeys. |
