BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now

Subject: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 11:28 AM

so, go here and I dare you not to grin...and probably remember stories of your own...(every link has several pictures)

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 12:05 PM

awwwwwwwwwwww...........

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Peace
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 12:10 PM

Thank you, Bill, you made my week.

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Don Firth
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 12:55 PM

Dunno if you can get this to work or not, but I hope you can. For some reason it won't work off the net on my computer, but I think I'm having a problem with an ad blocker that may be blocking even pages I want. Anyway, give it a try. It's a Windows Media video and takes a moment or two to load. A friend sent it to me as an e-mail attachment and it's a riot!

Give it a shot.

Let me know I you can get it to work. If you can, then I'll be pretty sure that it's my ad blocker that's screwing things up.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 02:54 PM

well, Don...not only is it a javascript, which 'may' be blocked by some setting, but when I clicked it, I got a message asking if I wanted to allow a "UP datagram" to be sent to address xxxxxx...and I usually deny those....thereafter, the Media Player in the pop-up window didn't seem to be live...

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 03:09 PM

(in case you hadn't realized, that was a sub page of the site...main page here)

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 03:09 PM

yaaawn

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: mack/misophist
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 05:55 PM

The animals are enough to make your teeth ache. I like it.

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Jun 04 - 08:38 PM

puts 'some' to sleep, I notice..perhaps that's for the best..*grin*

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Jun 04 - 12:26 AM

Love them, BillD, thanks!

Don, it worked for me...pretty funny, except for the cow that gave.:-)

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Hrothgar
Date: 21 Jun 04 - 06:22 AM

Onya, Bill!

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Jun 04 - 11:18 AM

Don...I disabled my firewall and my web filter (Proxomitron) and clicked 'allow' on 3 requests to send UDP datagram, and it still would not work...I have tried this only in Opera browsers--perhaps it works in others.

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: C-flat
Date: 21 Jun 04 - 11:41 AM

That's a beauty Don! Thanks!
C-flat(still chuckling)

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Jun 04 - 05:20 PM

I surrender on the movie--whatever it is-- I tried Mozilla Firefox browser and NOTHING happened...so I finally tried IE, just to see, and all it did was offer to download the movie. Boy I get P.O.d at folks who put up stuff with that many access problems and narrow requirements...it it can't be viewed easily, in any common browser, why bother? And if nothing else, they should have a disclaimer explaing what the restraints and requirements are.

ah, well.........

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Jun 04 - 10:59 AM

Hey, we got Brucie .. he's funny and .. well, he Could be cute (who knows?)

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: MAG
Date: 22 Jun 04 - 09:26 PM

Well, I still have one cat who used to be able to bring down a mockingbird; no mean feat. they just got too saucy and too close.

Any cat I've ever had would have nailed that mousie for fun.

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: maire-aine
Date: 23 Jun 04 - 05:39 PM

Thank you. I esp. liked the bulldog & the squirrel.

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: greg stephens
Date: 23 Jun 04 - 05:54 PM

Well I've tried clicking on everything but nothing is working for me. I guess if I want something funny and cute I'll just have to see if there's a picture of BillD in the "Mudcatters' photos" section.

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Jun 04 - 08:33 PM

well...if you don't like the ones there, greg, I'll send you one from the "almost nude calendar"...THAT should give you a chuckle!

Subject: RE: BS: we NEED something funny & cute about now
From: GUEST,peedeecee
Date: 24 Jun 04 - 06:56 PM

I don't know how cute this is, but it was funny enough to crack me up, as it's a true story that was in the news:

JUNE 24--While seated on the bench, an Oklahoma judge used a male enhancement pump, shaved and oiled his nether region, and pleasured himself, state officials charged yesterday in a petition to remove the jurist.

According to the below complaint filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General, Donald D. Thompson, 57, was caught in the act by a clerk, trial witnesses, and his longtime court reporter (these unsettling first-hand accounts will make you wonder what's going on under other black robes).

Visitors to Thompson's Creek County courtroom reported hearing a "swooshing" sound coming from the bench, a noise the court reporter said "sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up." Thompson, the complaint charges, even pumped himself up during an August 2003 murder trial.

The AG's petition quotes Thompson as admitting that the pump was "under the bench" during the murder case (and at other times), but he denied using the item, which was supposedly a "gag gift from a friend."

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(All I could think was, "Order in the court now; here comes the judge.")