BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Jan 07 - 03:04 PM

This just in... from QJR Systems [Tobytoby0357]:

Subject: Re:Yes
  
  Stop banging chicks with your small p-e-n-1-s.
  
  No matter what people say, no one likes small C-0-c-k-s.
  
  Just remember, small c-0-c-k-s are out, big c-0-c-k-s are in.
  

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Jan 07 - 09:03 PM

See also Email Nonsense Gems

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Helen
Date: 20 Aug 06 - 06:00 PM

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This one has dramatic potential, I think. You could write a play around it, and people would walk out of the theatre at the end of the play exclaiming, "Yes, but what does it all mean?"

Note: some of the words run on together but you can see the separate words. I particularly like the word "doodahput" in "Darlings, I've been frantically busy with all the doodahput".

A new word for our interesting words collection, perhaps.

Also, I have the Mailwasher programme, so I didn't download the email, I just read it from the server & deleted it so it didn't get near my machine with it's nasty attachment - a doodahput?

Helen

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Mar 06 - 03:07 PM

By the way, I think the Mangled Lyrics thread may have solved the mystery of how most of the weird wordings in these spam messages have come about.

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Mar 06 - 03:01 PM

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  Thank you
  weldo

No, thank you, weldo.

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Cluin
Date: 18 Feb 06 - 05:01 AM

Here's a couple more I got today:

  Subject: Time isn't all a wrist accessory may present to you.
  
  Morning Abdaham,
  
  I owe it to you to bring you into the loop on this secret merchandise,
  since we're best friends!
  
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  As you may know, sometimes we give up certain comforts to be economical.
  
  It's at www.yaddayaddayadda
  
  See ya
  Bjhalia
  
  
  
  
  Subject: Missing that specific something? One premium gold accessory will do.
  
  Heya Mitchel,
  
  A buddy had emailed me about this and now I have to let you in also!
  
  This is the right solution for all of us to rest easy with.
  
  Just picture you with your splendid brand-new item!
  
  It's here at www.snippity snip snipperoo
  
  Have a great rest of the day
  Anneli
  

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:54 PM

I get lots of these spam messages that look like they've been misdirected to me and a pile of other addresses in the TO: field.

Some unknown friends of some other unknown persons telling them about some really cool pharmaceutical site.

Yeah, I'm falling for that...

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: bobad
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:37 PM

It looks like it may just be a ploy, made to look like you mistakenly received someone else's mail - which you would sooner read than if it was obvious spam.

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:01 PM

ya sure it's spam - the spelling & grammer make sense! Poor Luciano, missing out on reading all about it cos his friend Dalya can't get his address right!!

sounds like the type of advertising mentioned in the news here recently - folks are paid to promote products in conversations to their friends & strangers.

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 08:54 PM

So who the hell is Luciano and why am I getting his e-mail?

  Subject: Count on this cool outlet for inexpensive treatments.
  
  Heya Luciano,
  
  You'll never believe what a spicy sample of information I just heard theother afternoon!
  
  My dad told me about this dispensary and I knew I should inform you too! 
  
  There at (URL removed to protect the guilty)
  
  My friends and I can scarcely conceive what a life-changing lucky find this online pharmacy has been for us, and you'll feel the same!
  
  Thanks,
  Dalya
  

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: bobad
Date: 15 Dec 05 - 02:50 PM

Youre Lavier! Queen of the Faubourg, sole contact to the Jackals woman,
the generals wife. Dont tell me Im wrong ... I followed the two of you
out to Neuilly-to that church with the bells ringing and priests
everywhere-one of them Carlos! Moments later his whore came back out,
but you didnt. She left in a hurry, so I ran inside and described you to
an old priest-if he was a priest-and he told me you were in the second
confessional from the left. I walked over and pulled the curtain and
there you were. Dead. I thought youd just been killed and everything was
happening so fast. Carlos had to be there! He was within my reach, my
gun-or maybe I was within his. I raced around like a maniac and finally
I saw him! Out in the street in his priestly black clothes-I saw him, I
knew it was him because he saw me and started to run through the
traffic. And then I lost him, I lost him! ... But I had a card to

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Cluin
Date: 02 Sep 05 - 02:26 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:23 AM

this turned up at work today.

I work for a federal govt agency, and our only product is boring official publications, clearly listed on our website under "Publications"

I can hardly wait to see the reply a colleague is composing. No doubt this mob will stop using our generic address & use hers for future spam.

..................

Dear Sales,
We will like to places an order but before we do, i will like to know
the following:
If you can ship to lagos Nigeria via UPS, USPS,EMS,DHL,TNT,OR ANY FRIEGTH
FORWARDER, and also if you accept VISA/MASTER CARD as the mode of
payment.if yes i will like you to get back to me with your product website
for me to choose the items i will need in your store.


Shipping Address:
14,balogun street
off ladipo street
City: mushin
State: lagos state
Country: nigeria
Zipcode:23401


Get back to me soonest.

...............................

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 11:17 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 01:58 PM

If so, there are more than a few things I'd like him to know I'm not interested in: I'm not looking for singles in my area, my penis is large enough, I don't need any cheap herbal alternatives to medications fast, I'm not looking for another mortgage, I'm not interested in taking part in any cola surveys (no matter what the prize), he can find another way to get his millions out of Nigeria... the list goes on and on.

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 09:24 AM

Tannywheeler - at least you have a Nigerian stamp so some stamp collector of your acquaintance can profit from the letter.

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 08:38 AM

Has Rapaire been writing to you again Cluin?
:-)

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Cluin
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 02:41 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 23 Jul 05 - 02:34 PM

BTW, hubby got a (snail)mailed Nigerianscam LETTER claiming to be from someone who graduated from his high school 2 yrs before him. Too funny. The writer'd never learned much American syntax, not to mention so'west Texan.
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 Jul 05 - 06:44 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Jul 05 - 09:26 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 16 Jul 05 - 01:53 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend
Date: 24 Jun 05 - 08:10 AM

Evidently not! And why are they always from blasted Nigeria?

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 08:20 PM

Don't they have bulldozers in Nigeria?

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 07:54 AM

Cool spam! I don't seem to get the gibberish one, just lots wanting to increase the size of bits I don't have, or buy products from me with Nigerian credit cards. Not so much fun.

Although there was one memorable spam, presumably for viagra, whose title & sender stuck in my mind for humour and originality :
"Knock down trees with your mighty COCK" from [e-mail]

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 07:15 AM

Sorry matie - about 32 posts got wiped in the crash....

and if you would have been patient, there would have been a few more so you wouldn't have had to pad the thread!... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 03:59 AM

from Robin... oh... 100!

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 03:58 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 03:58 AM

so many

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Jun 05 - 02:24 AM

At last! A Spam on Music...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:35 PM

Weird - opened thread agan - missing posts were back - opened it again to post this - they're gone again...

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:30 PM

32 messages missing from start of thread after Big Crash - so time to add some more...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Mar 05 - 04:16 AM

The countdown is in progress - looking for the 5 minute version....

;-)

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Mar 05 - 06:10 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 09:11 AM

Subject:
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~~~~~~
Not really sure that I would want one of those....

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 05:38 PM

Subject: Spoiled and soluble pills for genuine somebody

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Nov 04 - 09:45 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Nov 04 - 03:56 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Nov 04 - 07:53 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Nov 04 - 04:38 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 17 Nov 04 - 09:25 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 06:40 PM

Subject: You can transform to the good person fo r your girl.

This drugs is used to remedy erectile failure, likewise famed as impotence. This is when a somebody cannot gain, or keep, a firm erect phallus suitable for sexual activity.

Our narcotics is :
- likely to be used as a discharge foil
- has many vantage over another drugs
- can last for four days
- can build up in the organic structure

~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'discharge foil' -- again... maybe it works as a condom? you wear the packet over your head?
Maybe they mean 'infamous'.... :-)
Four days? I have to do the shopping occassionally you know...
'vantage over another drugs' - I don't like to look down on the unemployed...

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 06:05 PM

No - I preview them in Mailwasher.

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 08:29 AM

there was an item in one of the computer/internet magazines we get at work saying that nasties in some spam emails are activated by previewing or opening them, that it is not necessary to click on any link.

Has anyone noticed an increase in spam/malware/spyware since reading rather than ignoring spam?

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 01:49 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 10:47 PM

I clicked and nothing happened...

Depends on whose torso, I suppose....

Narcotics are supposed to put you to sleep...

And what on earth is a "discharge foil"?

Makes me think of those funny looking alfoil hats that some people wear to stop the aliens reading their minds...

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 08:42 PM

Here's one for "cavernous failure" - the mind boggles!


From: Stella Lrace To: Charles Vmysndhp

Subject: You must transmute to be the top grade guy for your woman

This medication is used to cure cavernous failure,
as well known as impotence. This is if a man cannot get, or keep,
a stiff vertical member good for sexual action.

My pharmaceuticals is :
* suitable to be used as a discharge foil
* has many advantages over other narcotics
* can function for 3 days
* can erect up in the torso

click me


As for "erect up in the torso" - that sounds rather uncomfortable!

Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 08:49 AM

WOW!

Say, what's this "metting" kinky business?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:18 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Wisdom Inherent in Spam Messages
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 10:16 AM

Oh all right then:

From: Rosemary Fsgu To: Johnny Plijsp

Subject: Pampered and soluble lozenges for literal someone

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under the glossa. The tablets is absorbed at the oral fissure
and comes in the bloodstream instantly alternatively of advancing
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First it was the tummytum, now the breadbasket. What next? Oh well, I suppose you have to put your parallax lager somewhere.....