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Subject: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Bobert Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:50 PM Well, I've been thinkin' about a solution to the current problem of threads gettin' hyjacked by a couple of Catters who have just locked horns and ruining an otherwise good thread and so here it is: Ya' wanta get personal? Well here's the place fir it! Knock yerself out. Yup, no longer will yer personal battles be hidden in a thread that only a few folks are following! No sir! Now you can bring yer beef right here, air it out here in the OFFICIAL Mudcat "Bite Me" Arena. No rules! No holds bared! You gotta a beef then bring it on, big feller ('er gal)! Now, who will be the first to step up and tell this ol' hillbilly to "Bite me!". Come on, don't be shy. We built this state of the arts arena just fir you so....bring it on! (Are you nuts, Bobert?) Hey, don't make me talk about yer mama! (There. That oughttta get the pump primed...) Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: jimmyt Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:52 PM Bobert, thanks for starting this much needed thread. It was considerate and heartwarming of you.........now bite me |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: jimmyt Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:54 PM and I would like the official mudcat "bite me" concession. Name tags, Visors, coosies, thongs I can see it all now!!!!!!!!!!!( I will split the profits with you Bobert, after all it is your idea) |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:58 PM I still prefer to remain anonymous on my name tag. It allows me the ability to still secretly maintain plausible deniability when I log back in under my member cookie. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Amos Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:07 PM BITE me, Guest!! A |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: jimmyt Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:09 PM I can make a name tag that says, HI MY name is..........., now BITE ME! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Bobert Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:10 PM Yo, GUEST... Bite me! See how civilized this is? And doesn't mess up real threads... Okay, jimmyt, yer on! Me and you! Equal partners. Me 60, you 40, right? And, BTW, bite me! Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Once Famous Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:12 PM Bit me, Guest Treehouse This thread should be dedicated to you. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Bobert Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:12 PM Well, gol danged, Amos. Bite me fir typin' a bite me post to GUEST before I could... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST,Man in Black Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:16 PM I'm a polite guest. I would never say that. However, I'd like to offer to buy Bobert a cape, to wear while he crusades with me, his masked accomplice. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: open mike Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:22 PM what's coosies? |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Bobert Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:23 PM Ahhh ohhh! I jus tried to post somethin' and it went in the black hole... Think the Bite Me Cafe has been shut down... So I reckon this post won't make it to the bathroom wall... Crusader Bobert, sans the sword... |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Bobert Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:25 PM Whad happened? It back! Thanks Joe, we promise to be good and we're trying to clean up the other stuff... Plus once ya' get all the bad apples rounded up here, you can just jettison us off to another world... Bite Me Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Rustic Rebel Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:59 PM If it wasn't for the fact that I'm broken, bruised, hurting and I've already been eaten' tonight I would say...bite me Bobert, but I believe I've had enough for one evening. Good luck to ya on the next post. Peace, Rustic |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST,Je m'appelle… ??? Date: 24 Aug 04 - 12:10 AM Aux grands maux les grands remèdes, mais... ...bien mal acquis ne profite jamais. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 04 - 12:26 AM Hey, Guest, Ohh Ahh.....you pathetic loser...have you got a job in the porno industry yet? No? Too bad. Oh yeah, and... Bite me! Great idea, Bobert. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST,Je m'apelle...??? Date: 24 Aug 04 - 12:44 AM C'est l'arroseur arrosé. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Ebbie Date: 24 Aug 04 - 01:01 AM *&!!!! ^%#@++=?!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Benjamin Date: 24 Aug 04 - 02:24 AM This thread bites!!! Jimmy, I'll take a visor. Now that I've got all that out of the way, what are you suppose to do if there is also someone your trying to be nice to? |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: open mike Date: 24 Aug 04 - 02:59 AM ok since no one told me what coosies was, i had to look it up...found it on a jimmy buffet site.. can cooler wraps....i htink i saw a can holder once with teeth that looked like a shark was holding your can..that must have been the biting one.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Aug 04 - 03:38 AM Fangs for the mammaries. Bite me!! No not there! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Dave Bryant Date: 24 Aug 04 - 05:24 AM After last Sundays session for Freda Underhill at The Black Lion, I've had enough of being bitten - by LtS's daughter Phoebe (aka Limpit). Must check with Liz to find out if I should get rabies and tetinus jabs. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Aug 04 - 06:37 AM Maybe Dave, you should let the mother do the breastfeeding in future! CHOMP! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Dave Bryant Date: 24 Aug 04 - 07:04 AM You've obviously never met Limpit (LtS/Manitas' daughter) - breastfeeding her would probably be equivalent to having a mastectomy ! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Aug 04 - 08:36 AM One could always bite her back; preferably after she was cooked. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Georgiansilver Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:11 AM I prefer a little nibble personally....I only bite when asked. Best wishes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:36 AM Anyone who complains about the "stupidity" of a harmless silly thread when nobody held a gun to their head and made them open the damned thing in the first place can |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST,Duncan Norvelle Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:41 AM Chase me first. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: jimmyt Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:47 AM And a fine good morning "Bite me" from the north Georgia mountains! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST,t.s. Date: 24 Aug 04 - 10:28 AM bite this |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: The DeanMeister Date: 24 Aug 04 - 10:58 AM Nice one. We even get bitten in Hull. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Jim Dixon Date: 24 Aug 04 - 03:08 PM I think "Bite Me" would be a good brand name for a line of fishing lures. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Kim C Date: 24 Aug 04 - 03:12 PM All those people who parrot other people's opinions instead of rubbing their two brain cells together to make an original thought can Bite Me. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 24 Aug 04 - 05:19 PM Think about it Jimmy, would you really like a thong with 'Bite me' written on the front of it? Dave - Limpit is rabies free but you might need to get tested for distemper and cat flu. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge Date: 24 Aug 04 - 05:52 PM Well, well. I do grasp the clumsy premise of this thread, ignorant and crude though it may be in its style and substance, and I intend to take full advantage of it. Yes. I am going to say now to all you ridiculous people who haunt this forum, members and Guests alike (with the exception of a few true music aficionados), that I hold you all in utter contempt! That's right. I consider you to be lower than crawling slugs. You are fools, devoid of class and empty of real knowledge. Your attempts to be amusing stir pity and scorn in the hearts of all upstanding people. You are living evidence of the decline and fall of Western civilization. You are not fit company for pigs or cockroaches. Your inane ramblings are an embarrassment and a disgrace. You lack culture. You have no appreciation of the finer things nor any possibility of moral redemption. On the scale of the Alpha to the Omega you fall somewhere in between the gutter and the drainpipe. You are annoying, puerile, witless, and inconsequential. Your creative abilities are analogous to those of a hibernating dung beetle. You are craven, simple-minded, infantile, half-witted, and obscene. To call you human would be a grave slander upon the memory of the Neanderthals from whose loins sprang your progenitors. I despise you. You are the nadir of all that is corrupt, incompetent, and absurd. You are completely without merit, meaning or justification and shall end your days as you began them...unwept, unhonoured, unsung, and probably unwashed! Ha! That felt good. Now I am going to go and have some sinfully expensive wine and enjoy the sunshine of the Riviera in simply wonderful company. Suffer in my absence, you cretins. *PR |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Bill D Date: 24 Aug 04 - 06:18 PM ...but, shall we BITE you? |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 24 Aug 04 - 07:11 PM BITE ME!!!! And while we're about it, Ms Penny, you can piss off, get lost and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Blackcatter Date: 24 Aug 04 - 07:16 PM This is a failed thread. All the idiots are still posting on the other threads. What this should be is a stealth thread - one where serious discussions occur so the idiots won't think to check. Then, of course, there's MG and Garg. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Little Hawk Date: 24 Aug 04 - 07:20 PM OH, my, my. This is getting good! Penny versus the lowlife! Pip, Pip! Tally ho! And all that...the British Empire takes on the Colonies in a death-defying match on which may ride the fate of civilization as we know it! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Bobert Date: 24 Aug 04 - 08:28 PM Shoot, Penny, I'd tell ya to "Bite Me" 'cept I'z afraid you might do it so, ahhh, Bite my Dog! There, and sorry about yer obvious reoccurance of yer poly-morphis-perverse-guilt sydrome that shines thru yer above post. Lots of that going 'round... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Aug 04 - 11:10 PM Blackcatter, I thought you were going to use 'stealth writing' in that message! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST,guest Date: 24 Aug 04 - 11:54 PM bite!bite!bite!....reminds me of the story of the guy who said to the well stacked blonde,who just walked by him..."baby,i'd like to eat you!" of course the blonde replied,"eat,eat,eat!doesnt anyone FUCK anymore? so,BITE ME!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST,guest Date: 25 Aug 04 - 12:29 AM IT'S THE PILLS! BITE ME!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Blackcatter Date: 25 Aug 04 - 01:22 AM Foolestroupe, There is stealth writing, and there is stealth writing. You just don't know the solution. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 25 Aug 04 - 06:33 AM I even tried to find 'the SOURCE' - but still nothing - I'll just get me Telepathetic Connection plugged in - I usually prefer to play unplugged though... |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Aug 04 - 06:38 PM Well so far, in the last 10 days, the microwave has broken, the roof has sprung two leaks, Manitas is in hospital with a dicky diverticulosis problem and I'm on the waiting list for another heart operation as of today. Does anyone else want a piece of me? Go on.... bite me .... I couldn't give the proverbial as of now. Bugger it, come here, I'll bite just about anything right now! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Stilly River Sage Date: 25 Aug 04 - 06:45 PM Awww, Liz, you need a special dispensation and a quick trip to the Mudcat Tavern (via the Recovery Ward). Take care. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Nov 04 - 08:55 AM Hey, Wolfgang! Although you are unquestionably a highly intelligent man...when it comes to discussing subjects such as philosophy or spirituality you are below the perception level of a moron. You could cause a marble statue of Plato or Socrates to weep with your bone-headed obstinacy. It is a total waste of my time and good nature to even bother talking to you about such matters. It's like talking to a potato...pointless. So, Wolfgang? BITE ME!!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST,Bobert Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:06 AM I knew you talked with rocks, LH, but potatoes??? Awww, jus' funnin'... And now look what you've done W-Gang??? Gone an' gotten a "Bite Me" on Thanksgiving! That takes some work, pal... Bobert |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: jimmyt Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:08 AM It is blustery out this morning, the smell of turkey wafts from the kitchen, the Macy's parade is on NBC, I have lots of things to do in preparation for the house guests who are ariving soon for the annual Thanksgiving dinner. But before that, I am drawn to a more important tradition that I would like to start this morning. Little Hawk...BITE ME,,,and have a happy Thanksgiving! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: GUEST,toothless Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:22 AM Bobert, you have a bony bum. but i took a bite at this thread! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Nov 04 - 02:09 PM Thanks, jimmyt! I wouldn't mind being in Atlanta right now. I bet it's warm down there. We have Thanksgiving in Canada on October 11, by the way. This is a thread that deserves to be revived now and then. |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: robomatic Date: 25 Nov 04 - 02:15 PM Bobert: You've written a lot of idiot posts in other forums. I disagree with EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER WRITTEN! Your ideas are ill-conceived non issues and your posturing is without merit in the known universe. BITE ME! Meanwhile, thank you for this excellent thread. Along with myself and the unknown universe your obedient servant: robo |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Blissfully Ignorant Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:01 PM Bite me! I...i just enjoy it... |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Little Hawk Date: 25 Nov 04 - 05:16 PM LOL! That's the spirit! Hey! All you naive people who voted Democratic and/or Republican... BITE ME!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: OFFICIAL 'Bite Me!' Thread..... From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Nov 04 - 05:29 PM I'm still waiting for that operation mentioned in August.... anyone want a piece of me? Jimmy, if you're going to bite me there, could you wipe your nose first please? Thanks... LTS |
