Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent

Subject: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: Big George
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 05:10 PM

The Phatt-B'Stards (Juan & Fredo) are appearing this weekend in East Kent.

This Good-time Band are at The Wrotham Arms in Broadstairs on Saturday 18th Sept at 8.30pm (a special 'gig to celebrate Juan's youngest daughter Chiki attaining her 16th B'day)

On Sunday afternoon they will be at Churchills Tavern in Ramsgate from 3.00PM

Two of the cheekiest people ever to grace a pub floor (or is that 'grease' a pub floor)

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: Leadfingers
Date: 12 Sep 04 - 09:40 PM

How many Phatt B'stards are there altogether ?? I thought I knew at least two of 'em already and always thought there were only three !!

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: fat B****rd
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 03:23 AM

One Mudcat fat B****rd, there's only one Mudcat fat B****rd.
To the tune of Guantanamera of course.

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: Big George
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 05:14 PM

There are actually four Phatt-B'Stards - Juan, Fredo, Finn & Phläm but Juan & Fredo are really the mainstay of the family band.

Finn occasionally forays in from Helsinki but Phläm is virtually retired having met a lady with her own micro-brewery and tocacco plantation on the outskirts of Dilbeek in Belgium.

You should visit their website http://www.phatts.co.uk where the whole sordid story is laid out.

Hey! Leadfingers - Nice to see you still breathing Terry! Shall you be at Staines FC on 20th September??

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 05:30 PM

It's Geoff and George isn't it? Or have I been hibernating?

Kitty

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: Juan P-B
Date: 13 Sep 04 - 06:03 PM

Hey! Issa not this Geoff y George you is speak of! I be knows this 'George' - he is that fatty georgie Persons who is be let me uses his compytooter to be write to the internetty.

He is always be try to becomes a P-B but he is not BORED to it - Me and Fredo and Finn and Phläm is bored and brunged ups by our Mamas

And.... Wha' sorta names is Herga Kitty? Issa nommy del Plum innit??

Hasta
Juan

Pees and Esses - When you sees that Barden Of England you be tell him I is after a pints off hims

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: GUEST,padgett
Date: 14 Sep 04 - 05:02 AM

I'm totally confused; but that's not unusual!

can some body please enlighten me who is flippin who?
Ray Padgett

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: Leadfingers
Date: 14 Sep 04 - 12:14 PM

Phatt Bastards started at Broadstairs when one of the Pub venues had three different chaps booked to perform seperately - They did the gig as a scratch trio and afterwards the Landlord phoned the Festival Organisers and said 'Could he have the three Fat Bastards back next year as it was such a good night . If you dont know WHO they are , try and catch one of their gigs to fund out - They are ALL well worth seeing .

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: Juan P-B
Date: 14 Sep 04 - 01:58 PM

Why for you no pay attench Leddyfungus! Iss spellted 'Phatt-B'Stards'

This is our fambly names and if you was reading the webbyshite then you would be know the historical of it! www.phatts.co.uk Iss all in theres!

You is as dapht as this fatty Georgie person who is let me use his compytooter to be writing at you.

Hasta
Juan

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: breezy
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 04:03 AM

is this geoff hingebottom who will be appearing next june at the St Albans folk-song clubyou be on abhat?

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 09:56 AM

My Apologies Juan P-B .. A slip of the brain !

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: The Barden of England
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 01:05 PM

Hola Juan

Itsa no possbly mesa buying that fatty Georgie person una pinta nigerian larger has I'ma gonna be in Sarfeyhamptunes doing my well known himpression of him for Johnny Tammses and Bary de coupe de ville. Mabeees they buying me sum nigerian larger eh!!

Hasta Lumbago

Bardin of Hinglund

Subject: RE: Phatt B'Stards Appearing In Kent
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 02:50 PM

If I had a plum, it might have a nom, but this would require some partial gender reassignment.

Anyway, the Herga folk club area is not conveniently situated for East Kent gigs, and it's Tom Gilmour's 60th birthday do in London this weekend, so I hope you all have a good time in Broadstairs, Ramsgate, and all along the south coast!

Hasta

Kitty