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Subject: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:42 AM Whelk (click) - I don't know if he's called Lawrence though! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Leadfingers Date: 01 Oct 04 - 04:52 AM 'If You Dont Like The Whelks dont Muck 'Em About ' - Billy Cotton Band Show - vocal by Allan Breeze ??? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST Date: 01 Oct 04 - 05:21 AM Another stupid, pointless, half witted English thread. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:14 AM It's called humour |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:22 AM It's called crap. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:30 AM Kindly use you own name/tag & stop hiding behind mine. Thank you SKIPY. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Dave the Gnome Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:36 AM I like half witted English threads. Twice as much wit as the USual ones:-) Dunno what Giok would think about being called English though... Cheers DtG |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Dave the Gnome Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:38 AM BTW - Does 'Skenning like a bucket of Whelks' mean anything to anyone outside a 1/2 mile radius of Swinton? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 01 Oct 04 - 06:48 AM I have a big fat belly and a large nose |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 01 Oct 04 - 07:25 AM At last you have got it! Your last was a form of humour The Real Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Dave the Gnome Date: 01 Oct 04 - 09:34 AM Doubt it Skipy #1. Probably a complete accident... :D |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: MMario Date: 01 Oct 04 - 09:40 AM Why hate whelks? with a garlic butter sauce they are quite tasty |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Raggytash Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:02 AM DtG Skeaning is the act of taking shellfish out of their shells, they certainly know about it in Whitby although I cannot recall hearing the term when I lived in Swinton |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:04 AM Knobbed Whelk (Busycon carica) While both the knobbed whelk and the lightning whelk have knobs on the edge of each whorl, the knobbed whelks on Assateague beach can be distinguished from the lightning whelks mainly by their right-sided openings (most gastropods are "right-sided") and their slightly larger knobs. Knobbed whelks grow to eight or nine inches in shallow water along the coast from Massachusetts to northern Florida. Like lightning whelks, knobbed whelks feed on clams, and the females lay strings of egg capsules attached by one end in the sand. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:14 AM I know all this because I am a whelk in human form |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: moocowpoo Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:32 AM What about all the poor humans in whelk form?, for that matter, what about all the poor whelks in whelk form? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Big Al Whittle Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:33 AM Whelks have their place in popular culture Whelk come Home Whelk Come to My World We'll keep a whelk come in the hillside |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 01 Oct 04 - 11:48 AM well done "Fake Skipy" you are getting the hang of it now Skipy1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:40 PM what did you say skipy? "A whelk has fallen down the well" Skipy1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: MMario Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:43 PM A whelk on the wild side |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Rasener Date: 01 Oct 04 - 12:57 PM I'm whelkin to New Orleans Whelk on the wild side Whelkin I see you again |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 01 Oct 04 - 01:05 PM It may be rubbish; but it's Scottish rubbish. It is a response to the Lawrence Welk thread, I don't know or care who he is, but to each his own. "Hey! you down there with the glasses" {for Leadfingers} Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 01 Oct 04 - 02:52 PM you'll never whelk alone Skipy1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Rasener Date: 01 Oct 04 - 03:24 PM Donald welks yer troosers |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Big Al Whittle Date: 02 Oct 04 - 01:21 PM theres a kind of hush all over this whelk and those wonderful Irish songs the Black velvet Whelk The Wild Whelk or the Martin Carthy Classic the famous Flower of Serving Whelks |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Oct 04 - 01:38 PM Theatregoers Guide by John Whelks Booth. The Whelkscome Foundation Chicken on a Whelk Who started this thread? Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,heric Date: 02 Oct 04 - 01:48 PM Scots hate Whelks? Even Tom Jones? Makes no sense. Rubbish. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Big Al Whittle Date: 02 Oct 04 - 03:22 PM Bob Dylan Blowin in the whelk |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Rasener Date: 03 Oct 04 - 05:31 AM welking back to happiness These boots are made for welking |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Big Al Whittle Date: 03 Oct 04 - 06:01 AM Frank Sinatra I've got the whelk on a string (very visual!) and of course to finish (I did it )My Whelk! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 03 Oct 04 - 06:21 AM Tapestry by Carole Whelking Whelk whelk whelk who's that a callin? Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST Date: 03 Oct 04 - 07:01 AM Only faggots eat shellfish - it says so in Leviticus!
oh really? where in Leviticus? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Dave the Gnome Date: 03 Oct 04 - 08:33 AM I've got a box of Mr Brains frozen faggots in the freezer. If no-one eats them should I feed them to the whelks? :D |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: darkriver Date: 04 Oct 04 - 12:52 AM If you could whelk a mile in my shoes.... doug |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Oct 04 - 05:05 AM I think you're getting them confused with < a href=http://www.marlin.ac.uk/learningzone/species/LZ_Crefor.htm> slipper limpets, another American invader. Note the latin name, reminds of the old saying 'oversexed,overpaid, and over here' Giok ;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Oct 04 - 05:07 AM Try again Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Paco Rabanne Date: 04 Oct 04 - 09:29 AM 100. I thank you! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST Date: 04 Oct 04 - 01:42 PM whelk all me daft if yer will. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Stu Date: 04 Oct 04 - 02:16 PM I'm more of a tune man myself. The Maid Behind the Whelk The Whelk on the Gate Whelks in Full Sail The Curly Headed Whelk Whelk Power (air) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Gurney Date: 05 Oct 04 - 05:55 AM I used to eat whalks 40 years ago when we went up to Blackpool! Tasty and rather chewy (OK, Starwars fans). They are predators, they have a little Black-and-Decker in their mouths, to drill into oysters and such, and then they suck the contents out. There, don't you feel better now you know that? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:25 AM Did you know that they have homosexual tendancies? Ever heard the phrase "make the whelkin ring". I'll get me shell. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:48 AM me shell - my belle skipy1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 05 Oct 04 - 11:50 AM dueling whelks a fist full of whelks for a few whelks more 2 whelks for sister sarah star whelks whelks of arabia 633 whelks for whom the whelks tolls skipy1 (grinning like a pissed up whelk!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Oct 04 - 12:34 PM Whelk oil beef hooked!! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Rasener Date: 05 Oct 04 - 12:52 PM Whelk eep a whelkem in the hillsides Whelk eep a whelkem in the dales |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Oct 04 - 01:58 PM A whelks chance in a super nova. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 05 Oct 04 - 02:30 PM "high on a hill theres a lonel whelk herd" Skipy1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 05 Oct 04 - 02:31 PM "lonely" |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: dunkel_esel Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:04 PM I read the first bit of this thread and got bored but one question was raised in my mind Do the americans actully have a sense of humour? mjxx |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 05 Oct 04 - 04:49 PM Now you have "opened a can of whelks"! Skipy1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 05 Oct 04 - 06:03 PM Have you seen George Bush? Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Big Al Whittle Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:00 PM I used to eat whelks forty years ago. In fact I am still chewing it. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:47 AM Whelk meat again, don't know where, don't know when. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:49 AM This thread is total shit |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:14 AM Hello again fake skipy, I do hope that you are having a pleasant day. Regards Skipy1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:17 AM dO aMERICAN HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR ? hAVE YOU EVER WATCHED aMERICAN tv, OF COURSE THEY HAVE SO SENSE OF HUMOUR. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 06 Oct 04 - 08:32 AM ooh ooh! Must dash, I need to sit on my potty and have a poo poo! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: RangerSteve Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:25 AM It's early in spring when we round up the whelks, we rope 'em and brand 'em and bob oft their tails, we round up the horses and load the chuck wagon, And throw those little whelks right out on the trail, Chorus: Whoopee Ti-Yi-Yo, get along little whelks, It's your misfortune and non of my own, Whoopee Ti-Yi-Yo, get along little whelks, you know that New Jersey will be your new home. (I decided on New Jersey because I just learned that the knobbed whelk has been designated as the official State Sea Shell. For you folks in other countries, every state in the US has an official state bird, flower, tree, animal and song. For some reason, that's not enough, and more recently, each state has selected an official mineral, insect, alcoholic mixed drink, dessert, method of giving the finger, the list goes on.) Hey, I just noticed the add at the bottom of the page. I can get whelks delivered to my door with online secure ordering. Whoopee. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Dave Bryant Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:36 AM Whelks are even to be found in the Mudcat Member's Photos. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:41 AM Whelkin' in a coal mine, going down down down Whelkin' in a coal mine Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Rapparee Date: 06 Oct 04 - 09:43 AM I'd much rather ride in the car, but the doctor says I have to take them for the exercise. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Rasener Date: 06 Oct 04 - 02:26 PM If it wasna for yer Welkies, where would you be |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:20 PM Hi fake skipy, we must have a beer sometime, you would be very wheklcome in my local! Regards Skipy1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:22 PM Well He Even Liked Killing Scotsmen. William Had Eleven Large Kangaroo Sandwiches. Skipy1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 07 Oct 04 - 07:19 AM possible misquotes:- a whelk, a whelk, my kingdom for a whelk..........Richard lll. I'm going outside for a whelk, I my be some time......Capt. Oates. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Oct 04 - 11:12 AM Bugger whelk... George the whatsit Either that whelk goes or I do...Oscar Wilde On the whole I'd rather have a whelk....W C Fields Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:52 PM I'm not bored with this thread yet, come on keep playing! hope to see lots of you at Banbury. I'll be wearing a whelk. Regards Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Oct 04 - 07:14 PM Workers of the whelk unite! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Big Al Whittle Date: 07 Oct 04 - 07:33 PM If I ruled the Whelk (Harry Secombe) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Oct 04 - 04:58 AM You can fool some of the whelks some of the time, but you can't fool all of the whelks all of the time. We hold this right to be self evident, that all whelks were created equally chewy. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: The DeanMeister Date: 08 Oct 04 - 05:17 AM I wondered lonely as a whelk.... (Wordsworth) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 08 Oct 04 - 05:20 AM One small step for man; one giant leap for whelkkind Good morning, Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Oct 04 - 05:23 AM The Wife o' Usher's Whelk. Ding ding dell Pussy's in the whelk Whelk done thou good and faithfull servant. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Paco Rabanne Date: 08 Oct 04 - 05:44 AM |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST Date: 08 Oct 04 - 06:18 AM Whelks: Some in Ben's canoe. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 08 Oct 04 - 06:24 AM some whelk, some neck...........Sir Winston Churchill skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 08 Oct 04 - 06:33 AM Blessed are the whelks, for they shall inherit the oceans. Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 08 Oct 04 - 06:38 AM I had to eat them. At the Hull Maritime Museum I learned that fishermen had mallets on board to smash the crusts for using them as baits. A whole thread long I was annoyed by random remarks about whelks and their price (£ 57.00) instead of giving vital information. Now I finally I know what they are and how they look. Thanks a lot, Giok! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 08 Oct 04 - 06:51 AM A whelk is for life, not just for christmas. Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Skipy Date: 08 Oct 04 - 11:40 AM a whelk a day keeps the doctor Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,guest Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:06 PM whelks are from venus,winkles are from mars |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,big boy Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:09 PM its easier to be a whelk, than to be ones self. (anon) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:27 PM Not all whelks are shellfish, some are very generous! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: frogprince Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:34 PM Whelk,Whelk, Whelk, who,s that a-callin'? Whelk,whelk, whelk, hold my hand, whelk, whelk, whelk, who's that a-calling? Spirit is a-movin' all over this land,... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:40 PM left whelk left whelk left whelk halt Skipy just back from the bay tree, soon be in the reindeer! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,big boy Date: 09 Oct 04 - 08:30 AM hello fellow whelk haters, i feel sick when ever they are mentioned as they smell of fish. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Big Al Whittle Date: 09 Oct 04 - 11:11 AM so much in life does, I have noticed.......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 09 Oct 04 - 06:01 PM the whelk is dead, long live the whelk Skipy (just back from Banbury-a big WELL DONE to the organisers & their team) |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John J Date: 10 Oct 04 - 07:30 AM What's a whelk? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,big boy Date: 11 Oct 04 - 04:13 AM JUST LIKE WOMEN ? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 12 Oct 04 - 05:28 AM Frailty, thy name is whelk. There are more whelks between heaven and Hull, Horatio, Than your philosophy has dreamt of. Whelk, me worry? Not funny. Who cares. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Fibula Mattock Date: 12 Oct 04 - 05:40 AM It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a whelk. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 12 Oct 04 - 06:40 AM Whelkome to my morning, Whelkome to my day. The late great J Denver skipy 1 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 12 Oct 04 - 06:58 PM just when you thought it was safe to back in the water! Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 13 Oct 04 - 04:55 AM Has anyone found some hints that there are whelkesses, too? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Paco Rabanne Date: 13 Oct 04 - 04:58 AM 96 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John J Date: 13 Oct 04 - 05:15 AM 42, surely? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Paco Rabanne Date: 13 Oct 04 - 05:36 AM 98 |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Paco Rabanne Date: 13 Oct 04 - 05:36 AM can't resist |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Paco Rabanne Date: 13 Oct 04 - 05:37 AM 100. Leadfingers, eat my shorts! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 13 Oct 04 - 06:58 AM 101 - New page. Leadfingers will only eat shorts if they are presented in his colour of the day. Very particular is our 'fingers. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Big Al Whittle Date: 13 Oct 04 - 06:16 PM Can you tenderise a whelk in pressure cooker. Then what would it be like? Is a whelk like a barnacle - they look very similar. Can you eat barnacles? odd what goes through your mind....late at night isn't it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 14 Oct 04 - 04:21 AM Whelks look like barnacles?? Not even a Goose Barnacle looks like a whelk. See here Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 14 Oct 04 - 06:27 AM Yes you can do whelks in pressure cookers. First slice your whelks very thinly and place in the cooker with just enough water to cover. Add root vegetables of your choice, one crushed garlic clove, two bay leaves, a chicken stock cube and seasoning. Place the lid firmly on the vessel and cook for 3 hours. Decant the contents into a large dish or bowl. Throw away the contents of the dish and EAT THE PRESSURE COOKER! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,skipy Date: 14 Oct 04 - 08:09 PM Will He Ever Leave Kingston? Skipy |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Big Al Whittle Date: 14 Oct 04 - 09:09 PM well i always had the feeling that if you cracked a barnacle you would discover something fibrous and snail like within. mind you I never did - so who knows - obviously (I hear you answer)a man acquainted with goose barnacles....! what a great thing the internet is. all these years I might have laboured under the under a complete misaprehension about the nature of whelks and barnacles. I never got food poisoning off a whelk, but I did off some crab in Filey. I think it had been languishing in the sun under polythene in a hut selling crabs and the like one sunny day. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 15 Oct 04 - 02:12 AM Oh, oh, Giok - pardon me, fellow librarian, and gentle starter of this thread. I just missed your birthday some days ago, humbly begging for your pardon. I hope you had a happy birthday submitting my belated felicitations. Unfortunantely I live on the other side of the Channel; otherwise I should have overwhelked you with welms, or so ... Cheers Wilfried |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Oct 04 - 04:49 AM Thank you Wilfried, for you birthday wishes. Apart from Pene Azul, who forgets nobody's birthday, I thought it had gone unnoticed. Nobody even thought to send me suitably garnished whelk to mark the occasion. I did have a nice day/weekend, with meals out two days running,[What diet?] as somebody said, I'm turning 40, and taking my time about it. Giok [Who is not a librarian] |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,anonanonanon Date: 15 Oct 04 - 07:38 AM Yeah, you gotta watch out for crabs in Filey! And "one sunny day" is about right for Filey too! One a year! Not much to do there on wet days, which probably accounts for the crab epidemic!!! Think I'd rather have whelks than crabs....... Pass the kerosene.... Ouch! |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:22 AM oops, Giok - a misquote. As a librarian I read every word beginning with libra... as such. Cheers Wilfried |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: ToulouseCruise Date: 15 Oct 04 - 09:31 AM All's well that ends whelks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: GUEST,Mingulay Date: 15 Oct 04 - 10:10 AM Giok, have just spoken to the whelk who's picture started all this and he says that he doesn't like you much either. Not only did you not get his "good" side, you also called him "common". Apparently even whelks have a sensitive side and Tarquin McShell is no different, despite his rugged exterior he is very much in touch with his feminine side. Indeed his scones are the talk of the local W.I. He, therefore, requests that you withdraw your shellist remarks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: John MacKenzie Date: 15 Oct 04 - 12:03 PM Well I'm [shell] shocked! Giok [Does that make me a shock giok?] |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: frogprince Date: 31 Aug 06 - 09:54 PM THERE'S A BOUNTY ON 'EM NOW! This was posted by the Menemsha bicycle ferry dock on Martha's Vineyard. |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: number 6 Date: 31 Aug 06 - 10:17 PM Yikes .... I think I ate one of those this evening for supper. I think I did. sIx |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: bobad Date: 31 Aug 06 - 10:36 PM Whelk, how was it? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Big Al Whittle Date: 01 Sep 06 - 12:06 AM Wow a rapper whelk...? would that be like rapper morris or, eminem? little whelks with strips of metal dancing round in a ring, then threading the strips of metal into a ring. Or a whelk withattitude and a microphone telling it like it is. Either way I bet they get booked at Whitby next year. What sort of rap would a whelk write? |
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Subject: RE: BS: I hate Whelks From: Bert Date: 01 Sep 06 - 01:11 AM Oooooh, Aaaah, just love 'em wiv a little vinegar and pepper. |
