BS: Warning-do not open this thread

Subject: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 05:15 PM

Hello, you opened it then, regardless of the prefix "warnig" - so why did you ?

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 05:16 PM

here is the missing "n"-----------must put my glasses on!

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Peace
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 05:18 PM

Thought it read, "Warning-donuts upon this thread." I was lookin' for the donuts.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 05:29 PM

I've already got one gammy eyeball, so I thought, what the heck else could happen?

Besides, it's just human nature to do things opposite to what the sign says. How many times have you pulled the push door, looked, when told not to and hit your head on the 'mind your head' sign?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 05:52 PM

I was looking for the missing "n". Thanks for locating it for me.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 07:26 PM

BOOM!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 07:30 PM

Oh...shit.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:06 PM

Just had to do it!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: frogprince
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:09 PM

Dang it, yuh let the skwirell get away, and they were supposed to test him for rabies!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Peace
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:11 PM

The people who posted here burned their hands more than once on very hot stoves.

And why are they testing squirells for rabbits?

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: mack/misophist
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:36 PM

The cat did it. I'm innocent.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 10:20 PM

I once touched an electric fence to see what it felt like, even though the sign said not to. My ex often described me as the kind of person who touches electric fences for the heck of it. It was probably the nicest thing he ever said - well, he is my ex. But it must explain why I married him.

Now that I'm here, where are the donuts?

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Peace
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 11:00 PM

On the fence.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: CarolC
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 12:34 AM

Not so much hot stoves. My habit was climbing up on top of the piano, falling off, and landing on my head. Later on, it was trees (climbing up, falling out, and landing on my head). 'Splains a lot, I'd say.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: open mike
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 12:36 AM

neener neener neener

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 02:26 AM

As my father used to say, "You can't educate an idiot".

He was particularly emphatic with this pronouncement when he caught me opening threads I shouldn't.

If only he could see me now.

My God! Perhaps he can.

Better close it.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Cluin
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 03:04 AM

Glad I didn't look in here.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Metchosin
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 03:16 AM

I'm bored and the devil makes work for idle hands.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 04:11 AM

If there is one thing I love it is to encounter control freaks..O.K so you made me look...So what????. You have achieved what you wanted...did you really think no-one would look?. Game playing can be fun of course and we all do it at times. Good on yer Skipy!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: freda underhill
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 04:43 AM

..oops!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: maire-aine
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 08:13 AM

Well, twenty other people had already done it, so I figured it must be safe.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: muppett
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 08:27 AM

me finger slipped

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 08:33 AM

OK then, I wont open it.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Wolfgang
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 10:20 AM

If this influenza takes the same course as the last one the next to come threads are:

Warning-do not open this thread either
People who have not opened the do not open this thread thread
People who have opened the do not open this thread thread
Warning-do open this thread

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: open mike
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 10:29 AM

Well, twenty other people had already done it,
so I figured it must be safe...
yes but did you ever see any of them again??
or hear from them??
beware!!
be a lert....
we need more lerts@!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 10:52 AM

I didn't actually open this thread. I thought it said Warninks and was an advert for booze!

Latest reports have it that we now have enough lerts so I am in training to be aloof. Loof populations have been falling lately due to global warming and polystyrene ceiling tiles, not to mention Xerox emissions which keep duplicating themselves. Damn, I was told not to mention the Xerox emissions!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 11:27 AM

The ads at the bottom of my page are for electric fences. Do you suppose I should get one to keep my donuts on?

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,curious
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 11:29 AM

Cuz I didn't know what a "Warning-do" was...

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 11:51 AM

Why do they have to be electric fences, why not gas ones or even oil fired? At least they'd keep the donuts warm in winter. A "Warning-do" is a stronger, nastier version of a "Billy-do" which is some sort of french letter. Sorry, I mean a letter written in French.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 12:06 PM

Hey, I think an oil fired one would be rather good - it would keep them just sorta simmering along, so to speak. As for french letters........

Hé, je pense que une huile a mis le feu à un serait plutôt bonne - elle les continuerait sorta juste à simmering le long, ainsi parlerait. Quant aux lettres françaises........

Hé, I think that an oil put fire at one would be rather good - it would continue them just sorta with simmering length, thus would speak. As for the French letters........

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 12:15 PM

Not wishing to be a lert or a loof, I have decided to be a ware, hope that's O.K
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Mr Red
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 12:45 PM

No - didn't catch me napping.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 07:31 PM

Damn this horrible curiosity...my brains, my beautiful brains!!!!! ARGH ARGH ARRRUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Cluin
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 12:34 AM

Damn! I'm stuck. Who do I have to threaten to sleep with to get outta this thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Peace
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 12:57 AM

Blind Drunk in Blind River.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Sarah
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 01:50 AM

Cos I wanted to see what wally had posted it in the first place!

Cheers
Sarah

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: MBSLynne
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 03:02 AM

Because I always try to do anything I'm not supposed to.....ask anyone!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: beardedbruce
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 03:03 AM

anything???


8-{E

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 03:22 AM

It was me "Wally the Whelk"

(song from long ago - Waterfall)

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 04:10 AM

How did whelks get in here? Have they wandered off the path of their annual migration, or were they just being nosey?

Is this thread any good for darning socks?

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 04:21 AM

I opened, I read, I laughed.


And I'm grabbing an electrically-charged donut on my way out.


..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 08:21 AM

Re donuts (or, in English, doughnuts) are they of the ring variety with a hole in the middle, or the spherical type with a filling of jam. How are they attached to the fence. Is the fence plain wire, barbed wire or wooden. If wooden, how do you get the electricity to run through it? Do whelks eat doughnuts or do they prefer danish pastries. Is a whelk's home known as a shell-ter?

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: MBSLynne
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 08:31 AM

Just about anything beardedbruce, what did you have in mind?! <|:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 09:35 AM

Lynne, given your antecedents as a MBS and having warbled there myself a time or two, I can't help thinking that something to do with twigs might be appropriate. Perhaps with a little steam thrown in for good measure and a roll in the snow.........

Sorry, I was getting quite carried away.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: JennyO
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 10:43 AM

I envision the ring type of donut - that way you can hook 'em over the bits of barbed wire that are sticking up, and they can be heated from the inside out - I wooden have them any other way.

Ellen, I'll let you have a few, but not too many - I need my daily donut fix. And if any of those shellfish whelks try to steal them, whelk, they can just sod off. They are not whelcome - the very idea.....(mutter, mutter)

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Ellenpoly
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 12:10 PM

Thanks jenny, for your gracious offer. With all honesty I can't remember the last time I ate a donut, electrically charged or otherwise.

As for whelks, I had my first and only taste of them about three years ago while with a friend visiting Wales. There was a fellow selling all manner of strange and wonderful things from his little white wagon on the pier, and I quite like what I tried, and it didn't make me sick afterwards, which is always a plus.

The combination of these two things in this thread, though, has made me quite quesy, so perhaps I'll...urp...pass on them both.

..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: belter
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 02:21 PM

The voices in my head told me to

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: MBSLynne
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 04:01 PM

Mingulay...I'm game if you are!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 08:14 PM

what about replacing the jam in doughnut with whelks? has anyone got a recipe for this?

Skipy -------- it's getting silly now!

Oh! by the way I would like to meet MBSLynne as per meet a catter thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 08:20 PM

I am disconnecting this CPU in the next few minutes as it is going for a rebuild tommorrow, our new unit is in place but is not due for broadband for another week! so no more www. ( well except for work ).
Wishing you all a good weekend.

Regards Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: MBSLynne
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 03:02 AM

Oh thank you skipy!! No one has said it on the other thread! I thought nobody loved me!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Mr Red
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:05 AM

Oh we do MBSLynne - in the worst possible way.....................

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:12 AM

Ooooh Lynne you are saucy. Perhaps you would like to see my extensive collection of photographs of erotically shaped whelk shells. Available from the top shelf in any good fishmongers.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: MBSLynne
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:06 AM

LOL!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:33 AM

Up till now my photo's have been a whel-kept secret along with my stash of used MBS twigs. And you thought Tony Day had them!

They're mine I tell ee, all mine (maniacal laughter).

I shall render them down to make a powerful chorus potion which can be slipped in the drinks of non-believers. There will be singing in the Bide-a-Wee Tea Rooms yet.

Is it time for my tablets already..........

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 08:56 AM

Just wanted to open the neighbouring thread Erotica 2004, but my mouse slipped. bad slippery mouse, you! But since I'm here ...

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 09:56 AM

Wilfried, there's nothing worse than a slippery mouse. Perhaps you SHOULD be in Erotica 2004. Dare we ask how the rodent attained its slippery status, or is that censored.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:02 PM

I really love these stop-by-the-funny-farm-and-pick-up-fresh-batch-of-laughs threads. Thanks for the lift.   Tw

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Teresa
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:39 PM

I like the holes ... so much potential.   Are they heated, too?

Back to Hitchhiker's Guide I go. ;)

T

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 12:10 PM

Yes, taking a holistic view of all this, there's a special place for the holes - you can have a row of them impaled on one of the spiky bits of wire - we can't have cold holes now, can we!

Here's a bit of holesome poetry:

"As you travel on through life, brother
Whatever be your goal
Look only on the donut
And not upon the hole."

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 12:23 PM

Or as Johnny of "Johnny and Fanny Craddock" said on UK TV...when his wife had baked ring donuts..." Just follow the recipe she has given you and all your ring donuts will turn out like Fanny's" It was of course live on BBC and when Johnny realised his mistake, he coughed and quickly moved on.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 12:26 PM

Hello
Waht you make a thread for, if you don;t want people to open it for then? Stupif!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: JennyO
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 12:52 PM

Heloo jOhn. Want a donut? They're hot!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Oct 04 - 09:30 PM

Some people learn from readng.

Some people learn from observation.

Some people learn from being taught

And some people just have to pee on the electric fence.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Blowzabella
Date: 18 Oct 04 - 06:17 PM

My dog peed on an electric fence when he was a pup - looked at me as if he thought I'D kicked him in the delicate bits. Poor sod!

Why can't the doughnuts be strung on the fence rather than dangled off it, then you can nibble them off - carefully!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 04:45 AM

With all the dogs that have peed on the fence I'm not sure that I fancy doughnuts any more. Maybe I'll just stick to the holes, less chance of contamination and much healthier.

What's this about a funny farm, is it where they grow jokes? Do the jokes have to be kept in with electric fences? Is an electric fence some one who handles stolen fridges? I'm not sure I can handle much more, it's overloading the brain cell (ok so I exaggerate, half cell).

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Leadfingers
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 05:14 AM

I read the warning and DIDNT open the thread !

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 05:36 AM

Morning leadfingers, just had an idea!
why not replace all banjo strings with electric fence wire & plug them in!

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 05:47 AM

Ah, so THIS is get at Leadfingers day?

Mornin' Tel.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 06:12 AM

Every day that ends in a "y" is a good day!

But we love him really

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 06:40 AM

Pity he didn't open the thread though.

Leadfingers is also into skips. There are no prizes for finishing this statement especially if mentioning stringed instruments.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Leadfingers
Date: 19 Oct 04 - 09:28 AM

I am REALLY glad I didnt open this thread now . I DONT need to be told when I am in the barrel Thanks .

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 03:30 AM

Oh No! I did it again!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 06:20 PM

a skip, a skip my kingdom for a skip

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 03:59 AM

... but all you'll get will be a whelk

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 04:31 AM

I have just realised that skips and whelks are very similar beasts. Both have hard outer shells and gooey, smelly insides with occasional hard bits.

Scary or what?

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 05:51 AM

but the Welk come is warm

I'll get my dirty raincoat................................

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 21 Oct 04 - 06:14 AM

If you have a dirty raincoat Mr Red, you should be with Skipy and friends on the Erotica thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,me
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 10:09 AM

this is a load of shit

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Firecat
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 10:58 AM

*hums Mission Impossible theme tune* This thread will self destruct in 5 seconds...

5...




4...




3...





2...




1...




Got you!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Tam the man
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 11:12 AM

I couldn't give a shit - George W Bush

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 12 Sep 05 - 05:07 PM

Wasn't it Wally the Whale, rather than whelk?

LTS

Subject: BS: Do not open this thread
From: Rasener
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:02 PM

I thought I said "do not open this thread"

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open this thread
From: jacqui.c
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:10 PM

That's too much of a temptation Les!

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open this thread
From: Rasener
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:27 PM

I knew it. People just cannot resist. You are brave to admit to it Jacqui :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open this thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:28 PM

Me too. I'm brave too.

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open this thread
From: Rasener
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:29 PM

Ebbie :-)

What happened to the first 2 post?

Subject: RE: BS: Do not open this thread
From: Rasener
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:31 PM

I know why,my mistake, there was already a thread similar doh :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Severn
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:47 PM

Are you threadening us with this thing again?

If we keep opening it, will this thread Un-Ravel like a Non-Bolero?

If we keep adding to the tale, will it become a yarn?

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 04:51 PM

I didn't open it! It was so full of hot air, it puffed up and opened itself! I was trying to get to the 'selling my balls' thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jul 07 - 05:16 PM

Do your worst...

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: polaitaly
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 06:16 AM

......there is a "selling your balls" thread?????

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: polaitaly
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 06:18 AM

I can't believe it.
pol

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: cookster
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 01:57 PM

curse my 11 year old brain and it's curiosity!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: cookster
Date: 29 Jul 07 - 01:58 PM

Whhops I meant its.

Subject: RE: BS: Warning-do not open this thread
From: GUEST,Shimrod
Date: 30 Jul 07 - 08:06 AM

I thought, what's the worse thing that can happen?