BS: BS=Qwiz

Subject: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 08:06 PM

post ansers hear if you like.


1.Waht is heavier a ounce of lead, or ounce of gold?
2.Waht have myself, Ozzy Osbourne and Mudcat member "The Shambles" all got in common?
3.Where does Tony Blair live?
4.Waht have myself, John Prsecott and mudcat member "harpmaker" got in common [apart from all been called john]?
5.Who are the 4th best band in Hull?
6.WAht does NICAM stand for?
7.Which city hold the record for the biggest xmas cracker?
8.Where is Eouropes biggest travelling fair?
9.Who was first man to stand on the moon?
10.Where is the best place in the world, [and everywhere else is rubbisgh]?

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 08:10 PM

1. They are usually measured on different numeric scales. USing the same scale, they weigh the same number of units.

2. Grace?

3. England?

4. Dyslexia?

5. The Who?

6. Northern Irish Camera and Movie?

7. Hull.

8. Amsterdam.

9. Bruce Springsteen.

10. Hidden in the mountains of the Dominican Republic.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 08:13 PM

all wrong except 7.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 08:17 PM

[for them that don;t know, john prescott is the deputy prime minister of england.]

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 08:23 PM

A ton of gold is heavier than an ounce of lead.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 08:25 PM

Tony lives at 10 Downing Street--or 221b Baker Street. One or the other.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: pdq
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 08:26 PM

An avoirdupois pound is divided into 16 ounces, a troy pound, in which gold is measured, is divided into 12 ounces. ANS: gold

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 10:10 PM

" 8.Where is Eouropes biggest travelling fair?"

No one knows, jOhn. It's travelling.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 10:18 PM

None of the above....

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: pdq
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 10:27 PM

9 - The Man in the Moon. He was there long before that cowboy Armstrong.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: pdq
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 10:33 PM

11 - rutabaga

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 10:55 PM

" 2.Waht have myself, Ozzy Osbourne and Mudcat member "The Shambles" all got in common?"

You all had dead cats in your bins?

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 04 - 11:04 PM

Blals. Tahts the ansewr to numreb tow.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 04:39 AM

This is a rubbish qwiz




Thank you!


..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 05:30 AM

6 is Near Instananeous Candid Audio Multiplex or something.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 05:35 AM

2 They are all exhibit an acute allergic response to the dye used to colour crab-sticks.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 05:44 AM

1)depends on the weighing scale used but the same if weighed on the same scale
2)Didn't know The Shambles was an alcoholic...are you sure jOhn?
3)Paddington...(known as Paddington Blair)
4) All male??
5)Punch the....the..oh I forget.....
6)Nicely in communication at Mudcat
7) Whichever city Emma Bunton happens to be in at the time
8)Wherever it happens to be in its travels
9)No-one as no-ones been there yet
10)I should think HULL as a lot of nice people come from Hull....and the daft beggars go back.

What a fun quiz sir jOhn..No offence intended or implied to anyone...even those in Hull!!!!! LOL
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 08:58 AM

1.Waht is heavier a ounce of lead, or ounce of gold?

Which isotope are you weighing?

2.Waht have myself, Ozzy Osbourne and Mudcat member "The Shambles" all got in common?

The Victoria Cross?

3.Where does Tony Blair live?

Tony Blair is actually alive? I didn't know that.

4.Waht have myself, John Prsecott and mudcat member "harpmaker" got in common [apart from all been called john]?

An a**hole?

5.Who are the 4th best band in Hull?

Junior Mussolino and the Old Folks. Folks in Hull really get down to their redition of the "Missouri Waltz."

6.WAht does NICAM stand for?

I know, but it's disgusting and I can't bring myself to tell you.

7.Which city hold the record for the biggest xmas cracker?

Sheboygan, Idaho. They also hold the record for the biggest bowl of soup for the cracker.

8.Where is Eouropes biggest travelling fair?

Fair what? Fair damsel? Fair game?

9.Who was first man to stand on the moon?

Either Jean-Jacques Casanova or Cyrano de Bergerac.

10.Where is the best place in the world, [and everywhere else is rubbisgh]?

Hull, Illinois -- especially down at the Corn King Dance Pavilion when Junior Mussolino and the Old Folks are really gettin' it on.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 23 Oct 04 - 10:56 AM

4. You're all golly 'anded.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 12:10 PM

6.    An early morning burglar.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: GUEST,confused in Wisconsin
Date: 27 Oct 04 - 09:52 PM

Rapaire
Sheboygan, in Idaho?

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 12:37 PM

Emma Bunton!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-hooo!! Drool, gibber,slobber...............................

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 12:22 AM

Oaklet was nearly right, its Compound Audio Multiplex.
rest of you are shit at qwizzes!

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Peace
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 12:26 AM

LOLOL

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 05:47 AM

Damn!

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Splott Man
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 05:57 AM

1. Depends
2. **** knows
3. No 11
4. You've all had eggs thrown at you
5. They've got bands in Hull?
6. They'll stand for anything
7. Probably 'Ull
8. Probably 'Ull
9. Was it you jOhn?
10. Splott

This is without checking the other replies

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Davetnova
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 07:10 AM

1. Hull
2. Hull
3. Hull
4. Hull
5. Hull
6. Hull
7. Kingston

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: GUEST,Grim Reaper
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 11:05 AM

"2.Waht have myself, Ozzy Osbourne and Mudcat member "The Shambles" all got in common?"


You're all in a race to see if you can kill yourselves faster by destroying your livers with booze or your heart and lungs with smoke.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Noreen
Date: 14 Nov 04 - 07:50 PM

Awnsers?

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: GUEST,sir jOhn
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 07:24 PM

1.Gold
2.We are all licensed slaughtermen
3.London
4.We all drive Jaguar cars
5.Hull
6.Hull
7.Hull
8.Hull
9.Hull
10.Hull

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 07:35 PM

"Hull" was the first man on the moon?

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 07:44 PM

I mixed up answers, first man on moon was Ian something.

Subject: RE: BS: BS=Qwiz
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 08:49 PM

Here are the real answers, decrypted from Sir johns using whiskey and a dartboard.

1.Waht is heavier a ounce of lead, or ounce of gold?
The lead. The gold is either cheap plate,or it'll get nicked before it gets weighed


2.Waht have myself, Ozzy Osbourne and Mudcat member "The Shambles" all got in common?
A prawn cracker addiction

3.Where does Tony Blair live?
Very close behind GWB, with tounge out...

4.Waht have myself, John Prsecott and mudcat member "harpmaker" got in common [apart from all been called john]?
You're all superheros alter egos


5.Who are the 4th best band in Hull?
Do they have room for a novice piper? I can pratice the whole train journey down.

6.WAht does NICAM stand for?
Never investigate cheese-like anti mattter

7.Which city hold the record for the biggest xmas cracker?
Atlantis

8.Where is Eouropes biggest travelling fair?
Stuck on the M25

9.Who was first man to stand on the moon?
Timothy Leary

10.Where is the best place in the world, [and everywhere else is
rubbisgh]?

With your partner.