BS: Halloween Humor

Subject: BS: Halloween Humor
From: red_clay
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 10:16 AM

HOPE THIS BRINGS A SMILE TO YOUR FACE TODAY!!!!

My son-in-law Matt has a great-looking Darth Vader mask.   One year at Halloween, a friend asked if he could borrow it. Matt agreed, and on Halloween night, his friend came by to pick it up. Matt was surprised that his friend was dressed in his usual attire of jeans and a flannel shirt, with the addition of a black cowboy hat.   

"Where's your costume?" Matt asked.

"This is it," his friend replied.

"Well, what are you supposed to be?" Matt inquired.

His friend answered, "Darth Brooks."

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: GUEST,Jim Dixon
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 02:19 PM

My favorite pumpkin pictures:

http://www.quietfire.com/pumpkin.jpg

http://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/w3c-wai-gl/2000OctDec/att-0420/01-Pumpkin.jpg

http://www.news.cornell.edu/photos/pumpkin_slides/pumpkin.300.JPG (Story here.)

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/kids/2004/01/images/pumpkin-big.jpg (Story here.)

http://poetry.rotten.com/pumpkin/0007/pumpkin-pi.jpg (a visual pun)

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: dunkel_esel
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 02:32 PM

whoa, dont get joke soz

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: Mrrzy
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 02:45 PM

Garth brooks is a country-western or something singer... great joke for this forum! Any others?

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 04:28 PM

What musical instruments to skeletons play?



Trombones.....


I'll get me cape.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 06:39 PM

Did you hear what happened to Dracula?

He was always putting the bite on his friends, sticking them for the drinks, so they treated him to a stake dinner. It was all in vein, though.

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: *daylia*
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 09:02 PM

heh heh heh

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: Ron Davies
Date: 28 Oct 04 - 09:19 PM

Red Clay---

I'm pretty sure we're close to opposites politically, but that's really a great one, one of the best I've heard in quite a while.

I used to have a girlfriend who called him Girth Brooks.

Mind if I tell your story?

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 06:33 AM

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?










He had no body to go with....!





I'll get me broomstick.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 07:42 AM

I once wore a bush hat with corks round, safari jacket and shorts. I coupled this with ghoulish makeup and a big knife dripping blood.

Crocodile Dundead:-)

Honest!

DtG

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 09:40 AM

I came to work today and asked my obnoxiously crusty old boss, who arrived looking totally normal, if he'd dressed as a curmudgeon - at least he laughed! Once I came to work (at my old job) dressed as a hippie - tie-dye, beads, headband and all - and one of the vice-presidents asked me what happened, had I forgotten it was Halloween?

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: Mrrzy
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 11:35 AM

Why don't zombies eat their popcorn with their fingers?


They prefer to eat their fingers separately!

Also, daylia, nothing came up?

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 11:49 AM

What's a ghost's favorite kind of pie?




















Boo-berry!

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 29 Oct 04 - 08:39 PM

What do ghosts eat for breakfast?









Dreaded wheat...



I'll get me coffin....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Halloween Humor
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 30 Oct 04 - 05:29 AM

Another clone expunged posting (so try again)

I don't get it Mr. Red - what is the joke?

For myself - I used to give the tricksters English-walnuts in the shell - I let them take handfuls and handfuls and handfuls until they began backing away and finally ran off. This year it will be pinecones.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle