BS: Hull Village Idiots Club

Subject: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 06:46 AM

Nominations please for officers and committee for 2005.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 06:54 AM

Can I apply to be the official fund raiser for The Republican party?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: muppett
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 07:00 AM

Could apply as an honorary member

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 07:02 AM

I would like to be nominated as the Official Recipient of ALL funds raised by the Official Fund Raiser.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 07:15 AM

Any cnnocetoin wtih the flok culb?

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Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: s6k
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 07:40 AM

id like to nominate george bush as leader

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 08:27 AM

Thank God I don't live in Hull!

But at now least I know one village not short of idiots!

So I wouldn't want to move there - too much competition!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 08:31 AM

Robin,
    Fly over and join us for Hull FLock club tonight, if you leave now you might just make it in time! No Banjos though, and smoking is compulsory.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 08:38 AM

Can I be wardrobe mistress?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Dead Horse
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 03:04 PM

Can I be stenograf (bo**ocks)
stanogr (s*d it)
sectrate (sh*t)
sekreetary (b*gger)
F*ck it, didn't want the job anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 03:13 PM

can i be the one waht delivers the curry?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 03:34 PM

George Bush has too much on his plate right now for that, S6K.

I nominate Olive Whatnoll for Secretary-Treasurer and her husband Eddie for Official Doorstop.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 05:52 PM

But isn't Flok Wallpaper out of fashion these days?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 06:16 PM

Not to mention lead frisbees.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 07:01 PM

Can I be the one waht byes the curry?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: skipy
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 07:22 PM

Sorry, had a problem reading that, did you mean :-

acn I eb hte noe waht byes hte ru?cyr

kpisy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 07:25 PM

Nou, she ment tatt yeu suid puit the ither spaice in and simer it.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: skipy
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 07:29 PM

Hi Hawk, Hope all is well with you,
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 10:22 PM

Can I open a Chinese take away. I promise not to do the zoological dishes, but a have a mean recipe for stir fries skwirryl in chilli.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 04 - 10:51 PM

Yup, things are good here, Skipy. I still hope to visit Hull before it gets turned into a toxic waste disposal site. I want to hear Punch the Horse and see what Durty Nellie's is like.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 03:43 AM

You would certainly enjoy both LH...and all the other many treasures of Hull...

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 04:00 AM

Do pop over Little Hawk, you would be surprised at how much music is made in this small city. It was standing room only at last nights Hull Flock Club.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 04:06 AM

How can it have a village idiot if it's a city?

Now I really did live in a village.... our idiot was called Dusty. Not so much an idiot as an amiable piss artist. He can't have been that big an idiot either, I don't think he ever paid for a round!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 04:45 AM

I still hope to visit Hull before it gets turned into a toxic waste disposal site

You're much too late for that, it happened years ago.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:03 AM

Waste not want not

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Dead Horse
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:21 AM

Finch, chimps & mushy bees!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:28 AM

I'll second the nominations of Olive Whatnot and Sir jOhn and nominate Dave Bryant as sweeper upper.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: s6k
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 08:16 AM

well if the hWB and Muppet gig was anything like Rollo last night, I think we will have to have a ticket booking type thing going on

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 09:40 AM

Is it tru that Hull's greatest exports nowadays are village idiots?

RtS
(I only asked....I'll get me whippet)

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:16 PM

We used to catch and sell fish which took the lime-light away from the village idiots, but now they are our no.1 export. The money is being spent wisely on things such as TV screens, Humber Bridge lighting and a shark tank to name but a few. So thanks to the nutters we will indeed become a top 10 city.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: MaineDog
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 01:44 PM

This is clearly unnecessary, being redundant.
MD

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 09:33 AM

Farlington is a REAL village

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 09:47 AM

Beast,
      You mispelt FarTington This is a speeling sighte you know!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 10:02 AM

It's all very well you lot joking about village idiots, just try being one. I wanted to become a member of the South Kesteven Club but failed to gain entry just because I could spell wheelbarrow and didn't have a dead rat stuck in my ear. Told me I could get in at Grantham no problem or Woodhall Spa at a push (variable rat requirement). Sleaford was out of the question as was Spalding, both places being local breeding centres and likely to fill all their requirements for the next century. There's a lot of stigma attached to not being a village idiot not to mention the loss of perks.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Nov 04 - 05:13 PM

Hull, the Venice of North Southern England...

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 01:47 AM

Mingulay, try Tristan Da Cunha, nobody has been turned down yet and you don't need references.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Village Idiots Club
From: GUEST,skipy
Date: 13 Nov 04 - 06:56 PM

Minulay:-
Please refrain from using such language as "woodhall spa" my ex mother in law lives there & her daughter probalby visits the place!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Skipy

Hatred the true path!