BS: Crylabia

Subject: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:12 PM

Could we discuss the ins and outs of this?

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:15 PM

Sounds like a kind of slippery issue to me...

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Cluin
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:16 PM

You talk about it; I'd rather do it.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:26 PM

MG, you said once that your 'prankster age' is 14. Look again. It's at about 5th grade level; that makes you about 10.

I read once that those who talk most about 'it' are the ones getting the least.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:30 PM

And our first easily offended one is of course Ebbie!

First prize!!

I'm sorry that it's such a "dry" topic for you.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:32 PM

So you admit you're not getting any?

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:34 PM

Not in Martin's case, Ebbie. He is simultaneously grossly immature and blessed with a cup that runneth over. He's like Alfred E. Neumann...irrepressible and simultaneously insufferable. He is God's way of torturing liberals just test their patience and see how far it will stretch before breaking.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: GUEST,Geno
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:48 PM

Mmmmm... I've been learning a lot about this from your wife lately, Martin. Please tell her thanks a lot, from me.
XXX :)

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:48 PM

Nothing to cry over!!!!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 12:55 PM

No, not true Ebbie. You are so delightfully wrong!

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 01:10 PM

There, see. I knew it. You were born to be the poison ivy in a liberal's clover patch, Martin. LOL! I regard your politics as way off the beam, but I cannot fault the stability of your basic sense of personal identity.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Ebbie
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 01:29 PM

MG, not from what I hear.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 02:15 PM

A 'Dutch Cap' may be found behind "Two lips from Amsterdam" **GROAN**

Nigel

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 04:59 PM

Plainly not your best topic Gibson, in that you are such an obvious wanker.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:04 PM

Yes, but think how it has strengthened his guitar playing technique.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Raedwulf
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:45 PM

Not true, Hawk. Consider the respective motions *carefully*! It won't have improved his strumming at all. (I used to be a guitar teacher, so I know about these things... errrrmmmm... !! ;) )

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: GUEST,Doctor Wank
Date: 05 Nov 04 - 05:49 PM

Martin? One of my prize students, as deft a self-abuser as one could find anywhere. Poor sense of humor, but a sturdy stroke.

Dr. W

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 04:53 AM

Perhaps the mandolin would suit him better.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 01:27 PM

Ah..after a hard day watching tv and eating rice crispies, there's nothing a like to do more than sit down, put my feet up, and watch people bitch....

Oh, and by the way...LABIA!

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 01:33 PM

BI, please check. Your age is showing.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 02:03 PM

GUEST Doctor Wank. I am glad Martin met someone who is such an expert on the subject, you obviously taught Martin a lot!!!!..had to be a guest of course!!!!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 02:15 PM

Oi! What did i do? I'm hurt, i really am...

It's not like my age is a big secret or anything, i'm 17. Doesn't that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside?

I dunno. What's the world coming to when we can't laugh at genitals? Hahahaha...'coming'...hehhehe..*snort*hahahaha 'genitals'. I said genitals!

And incidentally,I'm getting plenty. And making several sheep very happy in the process!

p.s- Willy, bum, tits, fanny!

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:03 PM

HAHAHA!! Your're a nutter, bliss... Personally, I've cried when I haven't had labia in a while.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:08 PM

You have?!!!? If i lost my labia, i'd be in SERIOUS trouble!

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Peace
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:13 PM

"So you admit you're not getting any?"

This question was not directed at me, but I will answer it anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:14 PM

The wife is away at the moment... : (

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:16 PM

All you need is a phone call and an active imagination! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:17 PM

Oh yes! Texting on the cellie is fun too! Woohoo!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:24 PM

Isn't this fun, MG? You've finally found some people your own age.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:31 PM

Am i missing something here? Is there something inherently wrong with being young? Or with laughing at genitals?

Besides, what exactly do you expect to find, opening a thread entitled 'Crylabia'?

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 03:52 PM

I still have hopes of watching MG grow up.

I know you are young, Blissfully Ignorant. Have you ever seen three year olds collapse in laughter after repeating 'bottom' ad infinitum? That is the mindset of someone who has just discovered a wider world. Surely you're not trying to convince us that that's where you are?

Have you considered that just possibly genitalia, ears, feet, faces and hands of human beings are not inherently funny? It is true that there are funny events and situations that occur because of any of these attributes and I think that is part of the human condition and therefore, funny. But that isn't happening here.

IMO

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 04:47 PM

Actually, that is where i am. I'm constantly discovering a wider world, and that's what everyone should be doing.

Yes, genitals are just another part of a human being..but come on they're funny! At least, they're a lot funnier than taking the piss out of people. You don't have to laugh, but let the rest of us...

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 07:18 PM

Hey Blissfully ignorant....I thought genitals were for taking the p*** out of people!!!!!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 09:19 PM

It's easier to find people my own age than you Ebbie.

Unless you are a retirement home.

There are creams made for this discreet dryness of yours.

I would suggest that you are morbidly into the humor of this thread per your continued prescence. If it bothers you so much, please leave.

Richard Bridge, you ignorant limey. Wanker is so british and so silly of an expression.

In this colony that defeated Britain you would be a jagoff.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 06 Nov 04 - 10:56 PM

MG... Ignorant? Only an Ignorant person would use the term "Limey". Unless you were born in the 1930's, in which case you're just old.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Sooz
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 07:03 AM

After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic Surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory as her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a ripped out fireplace.
Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.

Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.

"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice"

"Well" said the nurse; "The first is from the surgeon - the operation
went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks".

"Gosh, that's really nice" said Jane.

"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"

"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"

"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. "He Just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 08:40 AM

Pardon...what was that...what..eh.....mmmm must get some new ears myself......nice one Sooz.
Best wishes

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: GUEST,CT Annie
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 12:29 PM

An interesting link

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: robomatic
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 12:56 PM

ROFLMAO
"I think I'm getting some feeling back into my jaw"
       - Woody Allen

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 01:02 PM

CTAnnie that looks like a good item for Crylabia I reckon!!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 01:03 PM

Lol, Sooz!

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Davetnova
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 01:15 PM

I don't know what Crylabia means, I'm not getting any, I am quite old (but I don't feel it[well I do but I'm still not getting any]) I like brackets() and I've forgotten what the hell I was going to say ( first drink in a while).

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 02:29 PM

Labia are the gates of paradise

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Cluin
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 03:08 PM

And now, once again, it's time for another episode of Laughing at People's Genitals!

(cue theme music and fade out)

So... What have you got today for us, Sandie?


Well, Bill, here's a bunch of pictures of ladies who needed a Flap-Tuck. Have a gander.


Ha Ha Ha! Pretty funny stuff, Sandie! Thanks a lot!

You're welcome, as always, Bill. By the way, I got the test results back and you can stop worrying; it's not a contagious condition.

Whew! That's a relief! Thanks again Sandie.

Now, let's check in with Dan in the field. Dan, you've always got something interesting for us. Any luck this week?


Hell yes, Bill! This stuff isn't hard to find. Look at the hobbies some dudes will get up to with too much time on their hands... roll the tape I sent back.


Holy Piss, Dan. That's outrageous! Just where do you find this stuff?


Well, Bill, unlike you, I get off my ass every now and then and go looking. That's what you pay me for. So do don't have to, remember?


Ha, Ha, Ha! Go fuck yourself, Dan! See you next week...

Well, folks that's all the time we have today for Laughing at People's Genitals. Be sure and tune in again next week and see what our roving reporters turn up for our ghoulish eyes then.

Until next week, remember this!

(cue theme music and out)

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 03:54 PM

And i thought i had a sick mind...

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 04:42 PM

Chris nightbird, no I'm not old and I wasn't born in the 30s. But people born in the 30s are bad right? Or ignorant, right?

Are you a limey wanker or an American jagoff?

Just asking.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: dianavan
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 04:57 PM

Martin - Are you hard of hearing? I think you are hearing a 'g' sound when it is actually a 'k' sound.

d

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 05:04 PM

That's why you belong in Canada.

You haven't got a clue about American slang.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: GUEST,CT Annie
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 05:16 PM

This has got to hurt.

Camel Toe Annie

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 05:18 PM

Yeeesh.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: GUEST,C T Annie
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 05:41 PM

This is the cruel tool. Remeber Vice Grips?

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 05:48 PM

That's sick.

I promote clitoral orgasms.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 06:27 PM

I'm going to have nightmares now...

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 10:33 PM

Martin Gibson is not in his fifties. He is a just over thirty now, psychopath who has been with us for years. I wish we could get rid of him but we can't. He was attached to one of his cats that died, but that is the extent of his ability to attach.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Nov 04 - 11:10 PM

LOL!

Guest, you suck.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 08:12 AM

Martin, you blow! Why don't you blow out of here!

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: GUEST,CT Annie
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 09:51 AM

The Camel Toe Song

You will bust a gut.

Annie

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Cluin
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:05 PM

I found it!.... Crylabia.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 11:17 AM

blow me, guest. I'm here and actually kind of digging on it.

I always liked to watch tap dancing.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: chris nightbird childs
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 11:28 AM

MG... It's Jackoff... where are you from again?

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Mrrzy
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 11:30 AM

Isn't it the science of sitting too long on the ice?

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:49 PM

Fine, Chris Nightbird. have it your way. I'll humor you.

Your expertise on the subject has my total respect.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 11:56 AM

After further research on the web,

jackoff:   the act itself

jagoff:    one who does this act

So wanker in UK English is jagoff in US English which is spoken by aconsiderable majority.

I am glad that is finally cleared up.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Peace
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:24 PM

Jerkoff is the act itself.
Jerker is the one who does it.
Jerkee is the one to whom it is done.

That is how the BBC or the Queen of England would say it.

You colonials: you have such a way with words.

Subject: RE: BS: Crylabia
From: Once Famous
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:25 PM

Maybe Jack is a Jerk.

Oh, sorry, CarolC