BS: Monty python quotes

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Ed T
Date: 27 Oct 09 - 07:07 AM

I see, I see. Well let's return to your symphony. Ah, now then, did you write this symphony...in the shed?

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 27 Oct 09 - 03:38 AM

Well can you say the letter K ?
Oh yes, khaki, kettle, Kipling, Kuwait, Kings Bollege Bambridge.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Ed T
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 08:57 PM

What a silly Bunt I am....the man who couldnt say the letter C

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 08:33 PM

And ......squeaking.

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 07:12 PM

"We had quite a lot to drink. And then some of the fellows started handing cheese around. Just out of curiosity, I tried a bit, and, well....that was that."

"And what else did these 'fellows' do?"

"Well, some of them started..dressing up as mice a bit."

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 26 Oct 09 - 09:35 AM

So what are the possibilities of ovine aviation?

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: theman2
Date: 25 Oct 09 - 02:10 PM

"I think i will go for a walk! You aren't fooling anyone you know!"

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: theman2
Date: 25 Oct 09 - 02:09 PM

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 25 Oct 09 - 12:15 PM

I love spam!

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Lox
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 07:59 PM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN: "WHAT FLAVOUR IS IT"?

   IT'S A BLOODY ALBATROSS!!

   IT'S FUCKING SEABIRD FLAVOUR!!





         (((((( ALBATROSS!! ))))))

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 06:29 PM

WINE EXPERT:
    A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palate but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

    Black Stump Bordeaux is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured Burgundy, whilst a good Sydney Syrup can rank with any of the world's best sugary wines.

    Château Blue, too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and its lingering afterburn.

    Old Smokey 1968 has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret, whilst the Australian Wino Society thoroughly recommends a 1970 Coq du Rod Laver, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: eight bottles of this and you're really finished. At the opening of the Sydney Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an hour.

    Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is 'beware'. This is not a wine for drinking, this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

    Another good fighting wine is Melbourne Old-and-Yellow, which is particularly heavy and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

    Quite the reverse is true of Château Chunder, which is an appellation contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation; a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.

    Real emetic fans will also go for a Hobart Muddy, and a prize winning Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga, which has a bouquet like an aborigine's armpit.

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 03:45 PM

OOPs, cheers, Lonesome.

I gave him my baby to kiss.....and he bit it!

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 02:54 PM

Dennis Moore, Tug!

I am an excellent shot because I practice every day. Well, not actually every day, but four or five times a week at the very least. Well, not last weekend because I was quite engaged, but easily 7 out of ten days.

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 02:45 PM

My theory, by Anne Elk

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: robomatic
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 02:17 PM

"Take THAT, Mary, Queen of Scots!"






"Adapted for radio by BANGIN' ON IT WITH A HAMMER!"

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 12:46 PM

Kevin Moore kevin Moore riding through the Glen
Steals from ther poor
Gives to the rich.......silly bitch

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 12:17 PM

Your lupins or your life!

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Ed T
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 09:48 AM

Thanks, Don, It was just as funny as I remember. Nice to have it agian.

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 01:40 AM

Pythonesquely Pedantic note for Neil D — Please get it right:

"And Now FOR Something Completely Different' — If You Please !!! ...

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Neil D
Date: 24 Oct 09 - 01:06 AM

and now, something completely different



I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 23 Oct 09 - 12:10 PM

"That's not an argument! It's simply a direct refutation of every point I make!"
"No it's not."

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Den
Date: 23 Oct 09 - 10:48 AM

I'm rather fond of dogs, (click) fond of dogs, (click) fond of dogs, (click) fond of dogs, (click) fond of dogs...

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 23 Oct 09 - 08:00 AM

In 3rd place....the sprouts.
In 2nd, the Phlegms.
But the winner is....
Miserable, Fat, Belgian Bastards.

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 23 Oct 09 - 06:55 AM

Yes, well, that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You whining, hypocritical toadies, with your colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding Masonic secret handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking knees and begged me!

:D (eG)

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 22 Oct 09 - 01:38 PM

Well, if you've forgotten them all already, then you're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boay!

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Mrrzy
Date: 22 Oct 09 - 12:29 PM

Saw Life of Brian again last night. What a great movie. Wish I could remember any of the lines...

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: SqueezeMe
Date: 22 Oct 09 - 08:16 AM

"Pray that there's intelegent life somewhere up in space, 'cos there's bugger all down here on earth".

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: theman2
Date: 21 Oct 09 - 06:14 PM

The Spam song!

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: clueless don
Date: 21 Oct 09 - 01:41 PM

Turns out it was "Stake your claim". A transcript may be found here.

Don

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: clueless don
Date: 19 Oct 09 - 09:14 AM

Ed T, I think the skit was called "State your Claim". I think I have it on one of their records.

Don

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Ed T
Date: 18 Oct 09 - 05:29 PM

One I recall, but can't seem to locate, a MP contest-quiz-skit where contestants are invited to state a claim....and one person claims he wrote an ancient poets poems (maybe Shalkespear) and his wife wrote his sonnets. Anyone know which skit this was?

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: kendall
Date: 18 Oct 09 - 05:21 PM

That Rabbit is a killer!

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: The Spartan
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 09:55 PM

"Bring up the holy hand grenade!"

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: The Spartan
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 09:50 PM

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

She turned me into a newt! a newt? .........I got better.

How do you know she is a witch? ........She looks like one.

Ni!

And now for something completely different......

I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty headed animal food trough wiper, I fart in your general direction!

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: SINSULL
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 01:20 PM

And a sad commentary oncurrent day Pyhonists:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/jeremy_clarkson/article6869288.ece

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 11:55 AM

Oh God, who said Mattress.

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Marion
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 10:24 AM

"... it's a question of weight ratios."

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Becca72
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 08:45 AM

"It's not a question of where he grips it..."

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: SPB-Cooperator
Date: 15 Oct 09 - 05:48 AM

Semprini



hey vic, don't name the baby.... aww shucks, too late....

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 09:01 PM

Lemon Curry!

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 14 Oct 09 - 01:48 AM

My favorite British Office Holder is still the "Minister of Running Up the Stairs Two at a Time and Shouting out Ha Ha Mabel I Caught You".

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Marion
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 10:40 PM

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Gurney
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 10:37 PM

(To Michaelangelo.)
"Look! I'm the bloody Pope! I may not know much about art, but I know what I like!"

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: kendall
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 09:37 PM

Vivian Smith Smyth Smith, Upper class Twit of the year.

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 06:06 PM

Michael Palin): And now for the first time ever on record we proudly present the 1972 Eclipse of the Sun!

John Cleese: Well, here we are at Lords, waiting for the eclipse of the sun...

Eric Idle: Yes, the ground's in tip-top condition and I think we can expect some first rate eclipsing this morning..

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 05:49 PM

Pork



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Ta4XbRRj4

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Ed T
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 05:45 PM

And suddenly, without warning....nothing happened.

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 02:38 PM

Not heard any quotes lately, but physical humour.

Not too long ago, a colleague likened the potential of a project they were working on as having the Monty Python "big foot" come down and squash it.

Due to my arthritis, I figure my future is going to be full of Silly Walks.


Oh I do quite often say - My brain hurts and It'll have to come out.

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: kendall
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 01:23 PM

My Hovercraft is full of eels. I'd love to use that someday.

Subject: RE: BS: Monty python quotes
From: Wesley S
Date: 13 Oct 09 - 10:12 AM

My favorite Python quotes are :

"Badges - we don't need no stinking badges"

And "Rosebud".