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BS: ATTENTION!!!!

Peace 08 Nov 04 - 11:08 PM
jacqui.c 08 Nov 04 - 08:37 PM
Little Hawk 08 Nov 04 - 08:12 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 08 Nov 04 - 07:21 PM
Blissfully Ignorant 08 Nov 04 - 07:19 PM
red_clay 08 Nov 04 - 06:58 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: ATTENTION!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 11:08 PM

Because we can see ours without a mirror, fer krissake.


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Subject: RE: BS: ATTENTION!!!!
From: jacqui.c
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 08:37 PM

Peacocks, innit? Seems that in most of nature the male is the one that makes the show, probably because they have to make sure that theirs are the genes that get carried on. The females KNOW that their genes will be passed down. So if a man can suggest that he has the necessary equipment.....


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Subject: RE: BS: ATTENTION!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 08:12 PM

*chuckle*

But why, why are men so obsessed with the importance of their little privy parts? You don't hear women going on and on about theirs.


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Subject: RE: BS: ATTENTION!!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:21 PM

I just noticed the adverts for duffel bags at the bottom of the page...either the computer has no sense of homuour, or a very sophisticated one...


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Subject: RE: BS: ATTENTION!!!!
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 07:19 PM

LOL!


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Subject: BS: ATTENTION!!!!
From: red_clay
Date: 08 Nov 04 - 06:58 PM

YOUR LAUGH FOR THE DAY!!!!
A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier
walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not a
phrase men normally use, so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled. .
When he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly
is open." He zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally
got in the line to check out where the lady was that told him about his
"barracks door". He was planning to have a little fun with her. .
When he reached her counter he said, "When you saw my barracks
door open did you see a soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady
(being smarter than a man) thought for a moment and said, "No, no I
didn't. I just saw a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."


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