Subject: BS: Stupid fans From: Clinton Hammond Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:18 PM http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/odd_testicles_dc)http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=1&u=/nm/odd_testicles_dc Sounds like a good start to me... |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: TheBigPinkLad Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:31 PM http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/16449119?source=PA I wonder if they are eliptical, Clinton ... ;0) |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: skipy Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:36 PM The page has expired, click on "oddly enough". ? did he use a spatula? Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: skipy Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM LONDON (Reuters) - A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby, the Daily Mirror reported Tuesday. Reuters Photo Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at a social club, "If Wales win I'll cut my balls off," the paper said. Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. But after the game Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 yards back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done. Huish was taken to hospital where he remained in serious condition, the paper said. Wales's 11-9 victory over England at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win over England in 12 years. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Clinton Hammond Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:50 PM Now if we can just convince the rest of such idiots to do it... |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Bill D Date: 08 Feb 05 - 03:10 PM but a bit higher.....like right above the shoulders? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Big Mick Date: 08 Feb 05 - 03:12 PM CH and BD, my thoughts exactly. This is nature at its best. This idiot just eliminated his DNA from the gene pool. Mick |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: skipy Date: 08 Feb 05 - 03:37 PM Darwin award perhaps? Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Little Hawk Date: 08 Feb 05 - 03:47 PM Honorary Darwin Award, at least. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: gnu Date: 08 Feb 05 - 03:52 PM Definitely Duhwin. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Jeri Date: 08 Feb 05 - 05:19 PM You have to actually die to get a Darwin award, but they may make an exception in this case since he's still out of the gene pool. They guy's just nuts. Every time I think I've done something incredibly stupid, I can find proof of worse all around. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: WFDU - Ron Olesko Date: 08 Feb 05 - 05:22 PM "The guy's just nuts" Wrong choice of words |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Jeri Date: 08 Feb 05 - 05:32 PM Intentional, just like in the other thread. (Whine, cheese, Philly, creamed) Really glad somebody noticed! It's really not that funny. Imagine waking up in the hospital after the booze wore off, and realizing you'd just eliminated the possibility of ever having kids because of one stupid game. Maybe they can re-attach the suckers. The plumbing isn't all that complicated. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: GUEST Date: 08 Feb 05 - 05:36 PM I've been waiting for 11 months to get a plumber to replace the bidet! Insurence job - yes I could do it myself, but thats not the point. The plumbing isn't difficult but you can't get a plumber! Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: jacqui.c Date: 08 Feb 05 - 05:41 PM I liked that one Jeri! If this guy can't even look after himself maybe it's a good thing that he's put himself out of the gene pool. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: GUEST Date: 08 Feb 05 - 06:38 PM Jeri, you don't need to die to get a Darwin award, just remove yourself from the gene pool. This would count. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Bill D Date: 08 Feb 05 - 06:43 PM the plumbing isn't real complex, but it's microsurgery and delicate. Vasectomy is tricky to reverse. What interests me is the hormonal changes the guy might notice. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Big Mick Date: 08 Feb 05 - 06:58 PM ROFLMAO,Bill!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Layah Date: 08 Feb 05 - 07:07 PM My only worry is that he already had kids. Can you get a Darwin award if you remove yourself from the gene pool after it's already irrelevant? Perhaps you have to kill your kids too? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Jeri Date: 08 Feb 05 - 07:11 PM Guest, yeah. If I remember correctly, the guy who got his "woodie" lopped off in a belt sander got an award, or at least an honorable mention. Cheap thrills department. Gave a whole new meaning to 'Tool Time'. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: WFDU - Ron Olesko Date: 08 Feb 05 - 07:21 PM I have enjoyed "adult beverages" from time to time, sometimes more than I should have. I just cannot possibly imagine how much drink it would take to make anyone think that is a good idea. Booze can mess up common sense, but not that far. There is probably more to this story. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Bunnahabhain Date: 08 Feb 05 - 07:25 PM You can get a Darwin for killing yourself, or your offspring, or rendering yourself unable to reproduce. I'm not sure if this one qualifies, though. It has to be an uncommon fate to get an award, and a combination of Alcohol, and prescription drugs is very common. Having a car crash when very drunk is no good, but believing your drinking buddies when they tell you the car can fly, and you try off the local cliff might do. But remember kids, do not try this at home . Go outside where it will make less of a mess... Bunnahabhain |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Alaska Mike Date: 08 Feb 05 - 07:30 PM A guy walked into the doctor's office with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. "Oh my God," cried the nurse, "you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your fly," she said. "Yeah," said the fellow, "It's driving me nuts." |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 09 Feb 05 - 02:20 AM Good one, Mike. Can I use it? Seamus |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Feb 05 - 03:36 AM Same man was seen in the local pool wearing celophane underwear. He was stopped by the attendant who refused him entry to the pool. When he asked why he couldn't go in, the attendant said 'I can clearly see you're nuts'. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Mingulay Date: 09 Feb 05 - 05:04 PM "The plumbing isn't difficult" Have you ever tried to sweat a leaded joint on a ballcock? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Jeri Date: 09 Feb 05 - 05:14 PM Is it really hard? |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Clinton Hammond Date: 09 Feb 05 - 05:16 PM " It's really not that funny" Oh yes it is! Funnier than any of the 'jokes' people are posting here, that's for sure... |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Amos Date: 09 Feb 05 - 05:18 PM It requires a firm and gentle touch to make it come out all right, Jeri. No nervousness. An acquired taste. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Feb 05 - 05:20 PM I can almost agree with that... |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Little Hawk Date: 09 Feb 05 - 05:38 PM What Clinton said, I mean... |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: GUEST,willie-o Date: 10 Feb 05 - 04:49 PM this thread has made my day so far. doesn't say much about my day! snort. |
Subject: RE: BS: Stupid fans From: Bert Date: 10 Feb 05 - 04:55 PM Have you ever tried to sweat a leaded joint on a ballcock? Now that's not too difficult, but a wiped joint is quite a different matter. |