BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Mar 05 - 04:16 PM

I was going to wait until tomorrow to post because it would then be a week since you casted LH. I have always respected Spaw's sense of humour, his adherence to fair play, his... you get the idea. Now, I TRULY marvel at his restraint... I think.

After LH casted the ultimate bait for Spaw, he did not bite. Not even a nibble. Could one assume that Spaw has aspired to a greater self-conciousness and an inner peace which allows him to gracefully decline provocation or lure of any kind? Or, could proof of the original premise of this thread actually be the case? Nah, he's losing it.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 02:23 PM

Looks like the usual one. I note that he has a pimple on his posterior too.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 02:05 PM

Yeah? Which finger is Spaw holding up?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 12:57 PM

I still see him through his computer monitor. You can too, if you know how. Even when the computer is turned off.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 12:45 PM

He's still doing it. Spaw, I mean. Note that he has not posted to this thread lately. What a sleaze. The man will do ANYTHING to garner attention and hero worship from his fans here.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 03:59 PM

I can see you through the computer screen.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 01:38 PM

Thre is onyly ONE 9person who says, hello, waHt this is all about? and that person is Sir John from Hull, everbuddy knwos that so there.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 01:28 PM

I don9t have to kno ist ouy, jOhn. You are allwayys pressent regarldless...like a strrong odour. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 01:08 PM

thanks, but how you know it was me, becase i didn't even write my name 9forgot)?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 01:04 PM

jOhn, I msut say I have mised your birliant commme0nts on this frum and I hop to see yooo back in full forum soo9.n

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 10:53 AM

Nice shirt, John!! But your tea's getting cold.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 10:02 AM

If you know how, you can see people through the monitor.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 09:52 AM

heloo, how you know it was me then?
did they put cameras in this compter or something?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 09:39 AM

It's about your predecessor as Mudcat's god Joh9n.
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 08:32 AM

Waht all this is about?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 05:20 PM

By God, Kat, THAT may yet prove to be the most popular drug off ALL time!!!! Awesome. Way cool. Totally decent. Beauty, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 01:35 PM

LOL, Kat!! LH doesn't do tabs, anymore. He is CLEAN, man. That sums it up right there.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 12:43 PM

DRUGS!!! No thanks. I'll stick to the remedies of my forefathers. Ale and whiskey.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: katlaughing
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 12:36 PM

For LH and all others who may feel a bit inadequate, underappreciated, stressed out at trying to attain anything close to Spawhood, I recommend the following: click here.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 12:19 PM

Whereas, so many never bother to post either a picture or a profile;
and
Whereas, Spaw has been absent or at least scarce of late;
thereore,
I, Rapaire The Good, no matter what my manifestation, did search for images of said Spaw and found many and so that visitors will know the Spaw of whom we speak, I pasted links to but a few of the images I found (not including the picture of me).

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:46 AM

Hodag: Mythical man-eating Wisconsin monster.

Hobag: Mythical man-eating drunk blonde of loose moral standing.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:33 AM

Hobag; Hodag. I do recall that on a TV program called Battlestar Galactica, starring another illustrious Canuck, Lorne Green, they had pets named Daggits. In my club crawling days, certain persons were referred to as Daggits. I assumed a Hodag and a Hobag were the same. Glad to know the difference... I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 10:14 AM

What size shot... would I load if I was to come across one a them Snarks?

No need to worry about it if you're hunting in the bush. Snarks can't get into the bush in their Snarkish manifestations. They must first become Boojums, and if you ever run across a Boojum in a bush, well, a shotgun's not going to do you any good. Neither will a bazooka nor a howitzer.

On the other hand, if you are pursuing a Hodag and it morphs into a Hobag any size shot will do. Just shoot once, put the stunned Hobag in your pickup truck, and drop it off at the nearest trailer park.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:59 AM

C'mon lads. Pick up the pace. I count nine on that last one.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:53 AM

Well, my Stoeger side-by-side is from Brazil. And gnu's Baikal is from Russia but uses the Missionary Position. A French position might be with one barrel up and one barrel down, but I wouldn't want to shoot it.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:21 AM

I think that among the French "side by each" refers to a sexual position, doesn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 09:00 AM

Well, I have a 20 guage side-by-side Stoeger Uplander, 26 inch barrels, and a Stevens 12 guage side-by-side with 24 inches barrels. I use a PAST shoulder pad, but have slip-on recoil pads as well. These work well for everything from squirrels to deer. For snark I usually use one barrel of #4 buckshot, followed by a slug. If this doesn't work and I have time to reload I use two slugs, followed by a 4-minute mile run in 2 minutes.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 08:56 AM

This thread is veering drunkenly into uncharted territory. Boldly going where few have gone before. Someone call Shatner!

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 28 Feb 05 - 08:54 AM

Is that there a French side-by-each? I use a Russian made Ijevsk Baikal over-and-under, full and modified, double trigger, 28" vent rib, with recoild pad, that weighs, get this, six and a quarter pounds. I'm gonna weigh it someday though, cause I just can't believe it's that light. But it is light enough that I can carry it all day and it's kinda like it helps balance me or somethin. Totin a light over-and-under not only means I can go deeper in the bush, but I can shoot twice, in rapid succession if necessary. And, bein full and modified, I've got the accuracy and reach to get more birds than most. What size shot should, er, ah, would I load if I was to come across one a them Snarks? Fer self-protection only, of course.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 06:36 PM

I count five. I guess that was one hell of a straight line, huh?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ells
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 06:30 PM

So how many double entendres did you count in gnu's last post? I got three definite and one possible.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST,gnu
Date: 27 Feb 05 - 12:32 PM

Castor canadensis is near and dear to me. I have observed beavers at every opportunity since I was a lad. With their thick fur and unique tail, these creatures of the bush excite me more than any other. Unfortunately, as I grow older, I find it becoming increasingly difficult to get deep in the bush and to observe beavers as much as I would like. Oh well, I have many pond memories to fonder... fond memories to ponder.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 04:12 PM

As a canuck, yuou probably know better than to go putting your tongue into a beaver. Because of their compulsion to change it from ungnawn to gnawn, you see.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 02:37 PM

Man... beaver... tongue... where is Spaw?

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 01:45 PM

The difference between man and beaver?????

Oh! Oh! Oh! Bite my tongue... Must resist temptation...

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Teresa
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 01:39 PM

Oh my goodness, the B- and other kinds of S are flying around indiscriminately. Glorious. :D

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 01:22 PM

The difference between man and beaver is this: man proceeds from the ungnown to the gnown, while beaver proceeds from the ungnawn to the gnawn.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 01:20 PM

Yes, and, with your kind help, my grammar will improve as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 01:04 PM

Shouldn't that be gnown?
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 12:43 PM

Actually, I'm gaining. You shoulda gnu me before.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 12:23 PM

LOL! You are losing it, man.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 12:18 PM

What a terrible thing to say about Archie.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 12:03 PM

If I had a face like his...I would got into hiding. :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 26 Feb 05 - 11:54 AM

Remember when Spaw lost of bunch of food in the deep freeze because he didn't pay a couple of electric bills? Maybe he's done it again. No current, no computing.

Or perhaps he's gone into hiding because I revealed that Spaw is actually the screen name of the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 05:44 PM

For god's sake, don't let that happen, gnu! We're all friends here.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: gnu
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 04:05 PM

Yak shit = verbal diarrhea? Else, I might be offended.

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: rumanci
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 12:12 PM

WOW !! LH   - your droppings get everywhere !   
just follow the blue flame and the clouds of steam ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 12:05 PM

When mortally threatened, even yak shit can respond quite adroitly...

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Amos
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:56 AM

Nice recovery effort there, not bad for a piece of yak shit.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Spaw plots self-promo by scarcity!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 25 Feb 05 - 11:16 AM

Well, Alabaster, I guess we all know now that you have a really, really small you-know...but I'm glad Cleigh had a good time, as he appears to have been a bit upset recently.

What I would suggest you do NOW is perform exactly the same act on those friggin' ugly Weimaraners that lie around Spaw's place all the time like paperweights, showing no signs of life but to fart occasionally. That might wake them up and remind them that, yes, life is still happening! :-) This would be a kindly and helpful thing for you to do, I think.

Spaw - Promises, man, promises. I do hope you got that recording of "Space Oddity" that I mailed you. And the talking Billy Bass fish thing too. With new batteries.