BS: Faking it

Subject: BS: Faking it
From: GUEST,John 'Giok' MacKenzie
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 11:20 AM

I just heard a delicious comment from the equally delicious Kathy Letts. She said that the problem today wasn't women faking orgasms, but men faking foreplay. Well this had me ROTFLMAO, so I thought I'd pass it on to you guys for your enjoyment and comments. I suspect that as a person of the male persuasion myself, I may not find some of the ladies comments to my liking, but what the heck!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 11:32 AM

I am sure the castration crew will be along shortly.

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: GUEST,Brucie
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 11:33 AM

The real problem is MEN faking orgasms.

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: GUEST,CarolC
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 11:36 AM

Somebody (a man) told me this joke...

Australian foreplay:

"Brace yourself, Sheila!"

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 11:37 AM

For some men an orgasm IS foreplay!

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Michael
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 12:05 PM

Is a man faking an orgasm a dry run?
Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 12:36 PM

Tasmanian foreplay, "Brace yourself Sis"

I sort of knew this thread would go down hill, but not quite this soon. Still if you can't beat them join them!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Myrtle
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 01:20 PM

Little girl goes to see Santa. Santa takes said little girl on his knee, and says, in the proper manner..."And what would you like for Christmas?"
Little girl thinks for a while and then replies..."Weeell, what I'd really like is Barbie and Action Man"
Santa is somewhat confused...."Don't you mean Barbie and Ken dear, Barbie comes with Ken, doesn't she?"
"No, she comes with Action Man" replies little girl,
"She only fakes it with Ken"
Regards, Myrtle.

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 02:15 PM

Exceptionally difficult for me being on my own..if I fake it..I know!
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: buttonbox
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 02:21 PM

a bit like the old man from kent
who had a prick that was bent
so to save a lot of trouble
he put it in double
and instead of coming he went!

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: BusyBee Paul
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 05:47 PM

GS, you just wanted to get under Myrtle!

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Myrtle
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 06:45 PM

Busy Bee Paul I'm most shocked at the nasturtiums you've just cast!!

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 06:57 PM

Perhaps some explaination of just what foreplay is, would be helpful to some of our chromosonally challenged readers?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 07:02 PM

Reminds me of a remark made by a friend some time back: "If I do it by myself, I always come, but I can't say the same if I'm with a man."

Foreplay for men is often accomplished in his quick trouser zip!. If a guy is a boob man or a leg man, then fondling her boobs or legs just makes him more excited, but doesn't necessarily constitute the same level of excitement for her. Communication is important, but how often does it happen? Sometimes it's just easier to finish by yourself later. :-/

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Troll
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 07:47 PM

Redneck foreplay:

"HEY! You awake?"

The advantage to mastrubation is that you generally meet a better class of people.

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 08:43 PM

Ooh! AAh! Ooh! Aah!

oooo, I think I hurt myself thinking too hard...

I'll stop reading now...














Hey Guys! I was jes fakin'....

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Les B
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 12:51 AM

As I heard it, the reason women fake orgasms is they think men care !

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Troll
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 01:34 AM

I read that too. Seems they don't think that they are "real men" unless their partner has at least one orgasm and preferably more.

Whatever.

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: catlova
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 07:03 AM

For the same reason people eat junk food, read trashy mags, watch crap on telly, they have quickies in the bedroom, or wherever.

Ignorance is not always bliss.

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 05:54 PM

I am curious how you could fake foreplay given that hands, mouth etc are used, sounds a bit like 'one hand clapping'

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Mingulay
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 07:19 PM

I thought 'one hand clap' was a sexually transmitted disease somewhat akin to onanistic RSI. I must stop reading those Sunday magazines.

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: jpk
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 07:37 PM

heck with it,bye

Subject: RE: BS: Faking it
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Mar 05 - 09:18 PM

Ask Paul Simon. He wrote a whole song about it.