BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby

Subject: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GUEST,sorefingers
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 12:11 PM

On the radio here today, a horse named Camilla Parker Bowles is to be entered in the Kentucky Derby.

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Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: Davetnova
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 12:31 PM

So that would be runny bowels.

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 05:43 PM

So do the events of today mean they are going to change the horse's name to 'Camilla Windsor' or 'Duchess of Cornwall'?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GUEST,Ooh-Aah2
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 06:45 PM

Quite hilarious, if you are about five years old.

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: LadyJean
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 10:50 PM

The new Duchess of Cornwall is neither young nor good looking. The same could be said for me. It's a shame for a lot of people she didn't have the guts to marry Charles when they were younger. But good luck to both of them.

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: Dave'sWife
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 11:00 PM

She looked quite nice earlier today in that lovely wedding suit. She's no beauty queen but she's hardly ugly. It's hard to hate a Bride on her wedding day.

As for horses:
You want to name a horse after a horse-faced famous girl - call it Sarah Jessica Parker but make sure the Horse has a big ugly WART on its chin just like Sarah. I've yet to meet a man who thinks she's 'all that.' My husband used to break out laughing when he'd see the outragiously ill-advised outfits she'd sport in each episode of Sex and The City.

I suppose Camilla is now in for her fair share of needling. I liked her suit with the hat but not that weird gown and feather headress thing she wore later in the day.

So ends my own useless observations on Queen Camilla.

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: harpgirl
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 11:36 PM

you're as funny as your husband! I bet your sex life's a riot!
*wink*
love,harpgirl

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 11:39 PM

Ah, I don't think people bash Camilla for being ugly any more than they bash Charles for being ugly.

I believe the disgust so many share for them both is a bit more deeply rooted than that, say...their privleges and entitlements drawn from living off their royal dole perhaps? The fact that they are allowed to dodge all the bullets that would be fatal to the rest of humanity when they commit heinous acts, humiliating acts, or criminal acts. That sort of thing.

Nothing personal against Camilla as far as I can tell. Except for those tea towel ladies who still worship that other miscreant, Diana and her toady boys too.

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: John O'L
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 11:39 PM

I agree about Sarah Jessica Parker. I don't find her remotely attractive.

As for Charles & Camilla, they deserve each other.

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Apr 05 - 11:50 PM

Sarah Jessica Parker--made me glad I don't get HBO.

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GUEST,Kermode
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 02:42 AM

SJP couldn't act either.
It was a bit like that Ally McBeally thing - you could only enjoy both shows if the principal wasn't in a scene.

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 02:44 AM

wots a lubrication derby, then?

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: s&r
Date: 10 Apr 05 - 05:52 AM

I'm with you Bill - I misread the thread title as C...P.B... to run in KY Jelly

Stu

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Apr 05 - 05:22 PM

£5 on the nose!

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: Michael
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 09:07 AM

I imagine that you'd slide in jelly of any sort.

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 09:39 AM

http://youcantmakeitup.blogspot.com/2005/03/camilla-parker-foals.html

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 09:43 AM

Wish I could do the BLUE CLICKIE !!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 09:50 AM

I thought SJP waa quite good looking when she was younger but I agree in Sex...she looked like a drag queen. I thought Kim Cattrall, the oldest of the 4 was the most attractive. (Not that I watched it of course...*BG*)

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GLoux
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 11:11 AM

Camilla Parker Foals

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:58 AM

Sure it wasn't Camel Porker Bowels in the Ken, Tuck it in Derby?

Subject: RE: BS: Camilla Parker Bowles to run in KY Derby
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 01:32 PM

Did she win?.. did Hillary Clinton place?...