BS: Obit - The World

Subject: Obit: The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:10 PM

I just heard from Airamerica.com. The world is dead.

Subject: RE: Obit: The World
From: GUEST,Peter
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:13 PM

americaradio.com....Sorry!

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:16 PM

How did it die?

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:21 PM

It was very undramatic in the end. Just a small fluffy fart and it toppled off it's axis.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:22 PM

Depends on your definition of "the world".

Depends on your definition of "dead".

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Peace
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:23 PM

"How did it die?"

Ask TS Eliot.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:24 PM

Well, i'm curious. It doesn't seem to have dissolved into an abyss of nothingness...

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:31 PM

We are not dissolving. We are spinning towards a big black hole. When it all goes dark, that's your lot.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:34 PM

Nah, we'd be going through a proccess of spaghettification if there were a black hole in the vicinity. See, i've spent many a productive hour watching the discovery channel at three in the morning...

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:35 PM

"small fluffy fart".....i love that :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:55 PM

It's true! The World is dead. It died yesterday.4/13/05. and I will tell you why!

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 07:57 PM

Hurry up I'm feeling weak.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:00 PM

I am not a small fluffy fart unchristian Fart.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:03 PM

The suspense is killing me...like when somone shot Mr Burns in The Simpsons. Anyone remember that? Then it turned out to be Maggie!!! I nearly fell off my seat...see, i've spent many a productive hour watching The Simpsons at six in the afternoon...

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Peace
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:06 PM

"We are spinning towards a big black hole."

I understand from another thread that they can be bleached now.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:08 PM

The World is safer if you"re informed!

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:10 PM

Why is a black hole a black hole anyway? Isn't space....well...black? Apart from stars and things. A black hole is just an absence, really...

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:13 PM

Please go to americaradio.com   NOW!

Peter

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:17 PM

Don't. I just went...it's got some adverts for those abysmal 'motivational schemes', a smattering of pornography, and not much else...

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM

airamerica.com

Go there NOW!

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:20 PM

No "We break off this broadcasting to announce the world is fucked." type announcements?

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:23 PM

And airamerica is about paintballing. Maybe the apocalypse will be brought about by a paintball fight?

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:50 PM

Well, there's another good reason to be glad I'm stuck with this crappy dialup conection! It sucks for audio so, since there's no way I'm going to fight my lack of bandwidth to connect to either americaradio.com or airamerica.com my world is not dead!

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 08:53 PM

SPLAT.








The End.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: John O'L
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 09:45 PM

Well isn't that just like the world? To end while I'm asleep?

No horsemen, no beast, not even a small fluffy fart (at least not one that I remember)

So then, what's this new place? Is there beer?

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 09:47 PM

There was beer, but i drank it all. Sorry mate! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Peace
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 09:55 PM

You'll be sorry in the morning.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 14 Apr 05 - 10:06 PM

Nah, all that was wiped out by the small fluffy fart which came from the black hole...there was only ten pints left in the whole world, and they just happened to be left in my local. So, i drunk them...

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 03:10 AM

No-one would have believed in the last quarter of the 19th Century......

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: John O'L
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 05:02 AM

I don't believe it happened at all. I think Peter is at least 30 years late, maybe 50.

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: jacqui.c
Date: 15 Apr 05 - 08:17 AM

If the world has ended that just confirms that you are all figments of my imagination.

Now THAT is scary!

Subject: RE: BS: Obit - The World
From: Flash Company
Date: 16 Apr 05 - 07:38 AM

The world actually ended on Doctor Who on BBC TV two weeks ago. It was a spectator event with aliens lining up to watch. And it went with a bang, not a whimper!

FC