BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....

Subject: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 10:29 PM

Ahhhhhh, just the latest obseravtion from the resident hillbilly but (pun intended) seems to me that the governemnt is very concerned about males showin' any butt crack (like low jeans) but doesn't have anything to say about all them magazines in the grocery check-out lines than show women, ahhhh, only half dressed, if that???

Like what gives here? I mean a woman can be put on the cover of a magazine with little or barely (pun intended) no clothes on which is sold everywhere but (you guessed it...) a man show the slighest bit of a butt crack an next thing ya know the nation is one some kinda terrorist alert and the SWAT teams are drawin' overtime????

Any of the two remaining Bushites like to explain what's going on here???

Okay, anyone else???

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 10:38 PM

The answer is, the girls are more scenic! I sure don't want to see some guy's butt crack. Of course I don't know YOUR taste.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 10:43 PM

If you were to take one look at the P-Vine, you'd know, Dave....

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 10:47 PM

The G-string is IN the butt crack. This is very confusing.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 10:56 PM

Boberdz, it's perfectly obvious that you have this burning desire to expose your butt crack to the world but current laws are prohibiting you from doing so. Have you considered becoming a male stripper? You'd never make any money at it, but you could at least satisfy your butt crack exhibition fetish.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 11:07 PM

Hard to believe . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 11:11 PM

Yer unner citizen's arrest, brucie...

Ahhhh, beezer, I ain't got no particular hankerin' to expose my boney butt to the world then I would to put my private parts on an anvil and give 'um a couple good shots with a 16 ounce ballpeen hammer...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 11:12 PM

G-string wouldn't be much help here . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bobert
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 11:16 PM

And that is a cop????....

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Peace
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 11:20 PM

. . . or a plumber.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 12:29 AM

As much as I'm loath to wade into this, I must point out that a G-string isn't quite the same as a thong. The old g-strings weren't always in the crack; I haven't surveyed the literature adequately lately to tell you if that is still true. (detail from Victoria's Secret leads me to believe that most are, er, embedded these days).

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 12:33 AM

Oh, I forgot to mention that the "thong" image is from a web page set somewhere in "Floribama." Isn't that BWL's stomping grounds?

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Peace
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 12:40 AM

A Thong provides more back coverage, with a strip of fabric that is usually one-half-inch to one-inch thick.


A G-string is actually very stringlike, offering the bare minimum in the way of fabric on your behind and across your back.

from a Google of

History of the thong

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: open mike
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 01:49 AM

where is jimmyt when you need his expertise??

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Davetnova
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 03:01 AM

SRS - your photo search engine skills are far superior to Brucies. Could you perhaps give him some pointers (nudge,nudge,wink,wink)

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: s6k
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 03:08 AM

uncle dave-O, you gotta look at both sides of the argument here though!

"The answer is, the girls are more scenic! I sure don't want to see some guy's butt crack. Of course I don't know YOUR taste."

think of what women must say when they see the magazines.... probably something along the lines of...

"i dont want to see some girls butt crack, i want to see the men"

and for the starter of this post, BOBERT, youre in trouble! because as i was reading your starter post, i was also drinking coffee, and when i got to the terrorist alerts and swat teams, i laughed, mid-swig of the coffee, and of course, rather a lot of it sprayed all over my monitor!!!!!!!! damn you!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 05:00 AM

I tried a thong once.. it's like having a permanent double wedgie and is not comfortable. Bring on the Bridget Jones scary pants!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 06:20 AM

What about using an E-string (the deeper one) which is a lot stronger than the G-string?

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 08:49 AM

I don't like underwear that you have to sniff, so's you know which way round to put them on!
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: artbrooks
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 08:51 AM

Those were in Floribama? I clearly need to get out more next time I visit my folks in P-cola......

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Anonymous
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:32 AM

A new dress code for plumbers???

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:56 AM

Maybe you should hire plumbers who look like this (photos courtesy of Amazon, of all places).

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: harpgirl
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 11:18 AM

my,my,my...

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 11:59 AM

The deprived need that.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 12:17 PM

Oh My! My innocent eyes....and with only 2 and a half week til my wedding night!!

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 02:11 PM

Yas, the pitcher of the nice lady in the thong was taken at the annual Mullet Toss at the Florabama Lounge. The Florabama is on the Gulf of Mexico, right at the Florida/Alabama state line. It's actually in Alabama by a few yards. During the Mullet Toss, one of the few rules is that the toss must originate in Alabama and end in Florida. The first mullet is usually tossed by Kenny Stabler, Hall of Fame quarterback, Ono Island resident, Florabama regular and all-round drunk.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 02:29 PM

Mullet tossing site
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 02:30 PM

Is bobert's own butt crack a nightmare in caked and hardened embarrassment? Me thinks so!

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 02:37 PM

Well at least his crap comes out the right end!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 04:36 PM

Oooh!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 04:43 PM

Ooooh those pictures..... and there was me trying to decide whether to have beef or sausages for tea.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 04:46 PM

Whoa! Yer not too late!

Mullet Toss April 22-24, 2005.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 06:00 PM

Oh shucks! I'll be in Atlanta this weekend cavorting with the Klingon Attack Group, the Dirt-Digging Dykes of Decatur and various other folks of ill repute.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,harpgirl
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 06:14 PM

yes, guest. the deprived definitely need that!!!!!!!!!!


does that include music bruce?

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Golump
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 07:11 PM

lovely tight ass cracks are not to be sniffed at.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 08:24 PM

The Kawasaki Hien was the only Japanese fighter in WWII to use an inline engine.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Once Famous
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 08:55 PM

This thread is full of shit.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 08:55 PM

Be careful you don't pluck the wrong one...

We Aussies have always worn our thongs on our feet, where they belong - they would be too big to be embedded in a butt crack - unless you have greatly annoyed someone...

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:01 PM

Welcome on board Martin!

Found your place at last?

I do hope you are not wearing thongs...

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Once Famous
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:46 PM

I don't wear thongs, Fooly. Even on my feet.

This thread is caked with shit. It definately has a non-American feel to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:51 PM

Ah.. projection....

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:56 PM

Harpy - Music's not an official part of the Atlanta trip. It's more about selling pottery. But I never go anywhere without a guitar.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 10:43 PM

A non-American feel? Nonsense! I think several Americans would cop a feel, if they could. This would be a real nice place to start. How do you like that front porch?

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 11:05 PM

This.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 11:28 PM

or this:elephant thong

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 11:32 PM

puns abound

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: s6k
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 02:37 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 05:29 AM

LH Chicken Sukiyaki is the only surviving kamikaze pilot!
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 05:51 AM

Nice

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 05:53 AM

Ouch......

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,G
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 06:58 AM

G string

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:07 AM

"With a thong in my jeans..."

TTO:..

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:10 AM

"Click to enlarge"   ???!!!


Not bloody likely mate!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:17 AM

Its a cover up

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:54 AM

Hyperlinks don't work through the back door, just as well when you consider the title of this thread!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:36 PM

Well GUEST has sure changed his tune about fat arses.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 01:50 PM

That's a face you don't see very often. Miss Cellulite I presume?
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bill D
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 02:29 PM

it pays to advertise

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 02:55 PM

Most of the butt cracks have gone.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 06:15 PM

In 1993 I wore nothing but a thong on the stage @ a certain folk club in Hampshire (it will not be named).
Have you any idea how difficult it is to try & keep 3 "objects" in a thong? Well the answer is you cannot! I have the phots, the landlord has the negatives!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: frogprince
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 06:43 PM

Ev'ry time I tried to tell you
The words just came out wrong
So I'll have to say I love you in a thong

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 07:14 PM

The thong is gone, but the malodour lingers on.
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bobert
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 10:05 PM

geeeeze.....

(No, BObert, that's geeeeze strings...)

Like I said, geeeeeze...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 12:24 AM

I thought the old cracks would be back by now.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 12:33 AM

Thong

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 12:39 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 12:47 AM

And then there's this one, in which it isn't difficult to imagine that she simply had a bad day with a piece of green bubble gum.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: s6k
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 04:41 AM

why even bother! youre paying £20 or whatever, for that - and it covers nowt up anyway!

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: s6k
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 04:42 AM

do you think it would suit me?

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 07:43 PM

Want to visit Thong ?

Or Nether and Upper Thong ?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 07:45 PM

Note that Netherthong is quite near the Brockholes.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 09:00 PM

G. String and the Butt Cracks

gig list and discography to follow

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 10:42 PM

Is Netherthong near Purgatory? Someone on another thread is looking.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Apr 05 - 10:56 PM

ya' know SRS, that lime-green thing is just plain dumb lookin'. I have no particular objection to a lady displaying her....ummmm...charms, if she feels the need, but how do they GET such distorted ideas of what is attractive?

Ah, well...it is just a gimmick to allow exhibitionism to meet voyeurism in the most garish ways possible, because there are those in both camps who equate "erotic" and "grotesque".

When I was much younger, there was a joke about the world's smallest bikini...two band-aids and a cork. Somehow, it doesn't seem funny anymore. When things are so far out they can't even be parodied sucessfully, something is weird...

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 01:31 AM

BillD, I agree--the woman is attractive but that "suit" is just as odd as can be. Clearly a pastische of green vinyl plastic straps. I think the object is to reveal as much as possible while being able to claim the creation of a "one-piece" suit (other than simply putting a belt around her waist and calling it a one-piece suit).

However, do you remember what a sensation this little number was in 1964 when Rudi Gernreich designed his topless swim suit? I bet your family, like ours, ended up with a copy of that Life magazine lying around the house! The Met in New York has an exhibit.

BTW--that sexy modern topless number was made of wool and elastic. It would feel and smell SO GOOD [not!] if it ever got wet!

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 03:45 AM

With your carefully designed topless swimsuit
You get an even sun tan.

Sorry Fools that's a song isn't it!
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 06:38 AM

I wonder what the Pope wears under his dress. Probably something holy.

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 08:27 AM

Holey Underwear!

Sorry Batman...

Subject: RE: BS: Butt cracks v. G-Strings....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Apr 05 - 08:46 AM

This IS a Music Forum Giok!