BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread

Subject: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 19 May 05 - 05:58 PM

I really think Conway Twitty got his signature growl from learning how to produce, control & employ a good belch. It is a talent few others have honed, but he perfected it. I doubt he would have been a "big" star in country music had he not seen the usefulness of what many consider a crude biological function.

k

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 19 May 05 - 06:11 PM

I find that the price of fish is a good starting point!
Quack!!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 May 05 - 06:16 PM

Hi Khandu, Hi Geoff. Hi-Jack!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad
Date: 19 May 05 - 06:17 PM

I'm hear there's been some talk about censorship here at the Mudcat.

And my guitar can beat up your guitar.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Bobert
Date: 19 May 05 - 06:19 PM

BUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPPPP.....


























'xcuse me.....

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 May 05 - 06:41 PM

Did you know if you delouse a hedgehog it gets withdrawal symptoms?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 19 May 05 - 06:50 PM

Slugs.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 May 05 - 06:54 PM

Hedgehogs like slugs. And snails.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,fly this thread to cuba
Date: 19 May 05 - 06:59 PM

TITS
LIKE
COCONUTS

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,mrs.tiggywinkle
Date: 19 May 05 - 07:02 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 19 May 05 - 07:20 PM

Can't believe you mentioned slugs GUEST. I was talking about slugs today with a forest managment specialist. We came to the conclusion that slugs definitely must migrate.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 19 May 05 - 07:31 PM

Rustic Rebel,
if slugs do migrate they use my garden as a stopping off point.
hostas yum yum

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 May 05 - 07:35 PM

Slugs can't fly. Ewwwwwwwwwww

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: akenaton
Date: 19 May 05 - 08:03 PM

Guest...ftttc    That was really funny.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Gonway Twitty
Date: 19 May 05 - 08:21 PM

hey...this was supposed to be about Conway Twitty's belch

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 19 May 05 - 08:37 PM

How to hijack a thread:

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 19 May 05 - 08:38 PM

wait until it is nearing

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 19 May 05 - 08:38 PM

a certain number

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 19 May 05 - 08:39 PM

normally a '00

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 19 May 05 - 08:40 PM

And wait for flamenco ted to post several times in rapid sucession.

this concludes our object lesson.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Conway Twitty
Date: 19 May 05 - 09:10 PM

hey...this was supposed to be about Conway Twitty's tits

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Gluon the Duck-Dog
Date: 19 May 05 - 09:17 PM


QUARK!!! QUARK!!! QUARK!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Peace
Date: 19 May 05 - 09:43 PM

Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread

Strap a few kilos of Semtex to your body. Threaten to detonate it if the thread doesn't go where you want. S'easy. I saw it in a movie.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 May 05 - 09:58 PM

Well, I certainly am not going to hijack this thread. In fact, I'm not even going to post to it.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Peace
Date: 19 May 05 - 10:07 PM

Right on, Bruce.

Bruce

Hey, did you ever have crabs?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 May 05 - 10:18 PM

I never did, but once I had some dinner guests who seemed like never to go home. A few months later I forgot the incident and invited them again. Dang if they didn't do it again.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 19 May 05 - 10:27 PM

Are they still at your place, Ebb?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: TIA
Date: 19 May 05 - 10:45 PM

Was the "lojack" intentionally named? Ya know, opposite of "hijack".....?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,The man who knows opposites
Date: 19 May 05 - 10:53 PM

No, the opposite of hijack is byejack or hijill.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 May 05 - 10:59 PM

I'm not sure, Bill the Collie (is that as in 'collier' or as in 'dog'?) This is a big house and it has occurred to me more than once that I might be sharing quarters with someone unknown or for that matter, known. I always keep an ear out for the flush of a distant toilet.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Shiver Metimbres
Date: 19 May 05 - 11:53 PM

There is nothing more disconcerting than a sudden and unexpected flush of a distant toilet. I shiver just to think of it.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 20 May 05 - 12:05 AM

See what I mean?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: TIA
Date: 20 May 05 - 12:22 AM

I've always pictured a flush toilet as full of paper money.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: John O'L
Date: 20 May 05 - 12:56 AM

Stick 'em up!

Everyone lie face down on the floor, and no-one make a move.

You there! Khandu! Take me to the nearest Martin Gibson thread immediately.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 20 May 05 - 01:16 AM

And I thought a hot flush was something following a good curry!

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Peace
Date: 20 May 05 - 01:21 AM

It boggles the mind what's on the www.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Peace
Date: 20 May 05 - 01:46 AM

Speaking of which, what ever happened to him?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Peace
Date: 20 May 05 - 01:48 AM

I know he passed away, but like Elvis, he's still part of the popular culture. Still on in reruns?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 May 05 - 02:39 AM

I gave a lady friend a case of crabs once.

Not kidding, it was about 4 inches long - a small wooden case with several plastic crabs inside....

I'm not making this up, you know!

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: MBSLynne
Date: 20 May 05 - 02:45 AM

Have you ever noticed that some Mudcatters and totally and absolutely barking, up a tree, insane? Funny though.....

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 May 05 - 06:51 AM

Ruff, Ruff!




Aroooooo!

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 20 May 05 - 06:58 AM

Bunnahabhain,
             Your multiple posts were way too early to claim a 100th, you tosspot!

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Your Son ;-)
Date: 20 May 05 - 07:36 AM

So, how do you thread a hijacket?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson
Date: 20 May 05 - 08:26 AM

I detect a note of thinly veiled anti-Semitism in this thread, you anti-Israeli shitheads.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 20 May 05 - 08:37 AM

Troll troll troll yer boat....

Pull your head in, sociopath...

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 20 May 05 - 08:38 AM

mention bush, blair, Shatner, or censorship

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Anti-Martin Gibsonite.
Date: 20 May 05 - 08:40 AM

Oh yeah, not all Israelis are Semites.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Your Son ;-)
Date: 20 May 05 - 08:42 AM

Oh Sh**tner...

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 20 May 05 - 08:46 AM

bu**sh**

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 May 05 - 09:12 AM

Mention how liberals are basically responsible for just about everything that's going wrong in your life, in society, in the World, and in the Universe...things like unemployment, higher prices, bad weather, and foot odor. Go on and on about it. Provide reams and reams of detailed statistical information culled from various internet sources to illustrate your point. This will stimulate a lively response from a whole bunch of people who are somewhat more liberal in comparison to you and the thread will spin off into a maelstrom of accusations, personal insults, threats, and innuendos, punctuated by the occasional descent into obscenity and scatological abuse. This is a method guaranteed to turn any thread into a steaming heap within 7 or less posts. :-)