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BS: Another new cat name please.....

Shanghaiceltic 18 Jun 05 - 06:28 PM
Peace 18 Jun 05 - 06:53 PM
Le Scaramouche 18 Jun 05 - 06:56 PM
dianavan 18 Jun 05 - 07:11 PM
bobad 18 Jun 05 - 07:12 PM
Micca 18 Jun 05 - 07:19 PM
Rapparee 18 Jun 05 - 07:23 PM
GUEST 18 Jun 05 - 07:24 PM
Deckman 18 Jun 05 - 07:48 PM
GUEST 18 Jun 05 - 07:52 PM
Bill D 18 Jun 05 - 09:01 PM
frogprince 18 Jun 05 - 09:19 PM
wysiwyg 18 Jun 05 - 09:35 PM
Sorcha 18 Jun 05 - 11:03 PM
mack/misophist 19 Jun 05 - 12:25 AM
number 6 19 Jun 05 - 12:54 AM
GUEST,G-Spot 19 Jun 05 - 01:13 AM
Liz the Squeak 19 Jun 05 - 03:55 AM
Stu 19 Jun 05 - 03:57 AM
Liz the Squeak 19 Jun 05 - 04:04 AM
pixieofdoom 19 Jun 05 - 06:22 AM
Micca 19 Jun 05 - 09:20 AM
*Laura* 19 Jun 05 - 12:18 PM
John MacKenzie 19 Jun 05 - 12:28 PM
Shanghaiceltic 19 Jun 05 - 05:44 PM
GUEST,7.24pm 19 Jun 05 - 05:53 PM
Little Hawk 19 Jun 05 - 06:21 PM
Micca 19 Jun 05 - 07:24 PM
Liz the Squeak 19 Jun 05 - 08:07 PM
bobad 19 Jun 05 - 09:09 PM
Micca 20 Jun 05 - 08:01 AM
Richard Bridge 20 Jun 05 - 09:34 AM
JennyO 20 Jun 05 - 11:51 AM
Micca 20 Jun 05 - 11:54 AM
ranger1 20 Jun 05 - 01:10 PM
JennyO 20 Jun 05 - 01:16 PM
Micca 20 Jun 05 - 02:15 PM
GUEST,M25 20 Jun 05 - 02:41 PM
Catherine Jayne 20 Jun 05 - 04:49 PM
Sorcha 20 Jun 05 - 04:50 PM
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Subject: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 06:28 PM

Jade went out for a walk with two of our cats last night, and she came back with a sad bedraggled bundle of fur about 4 or 5 weeks old. She is a tortoiseshell and only has half a tail, the other bit probably got bitten off. Put her in front of a bowl of food and she was eating and mewling at the same time, then promptly curled up and went to sleep.

That brings the headcount up to five.

Needless to say she is here to stay, but we need a name, any suggestions please?


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 06:53 PM

Lucky.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Le Scaramouche
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 06:56 PM

Corazon
Esmee
Larissa
Poppy
Thing


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: dianavan
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:11 PM

turtle

marble

scamp

doc (for having half a tail)

raggle


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: bobad
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:12 PM

chow mein


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Micca
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:19 PM

Suff (as a sort of abbreviated suffix)


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:23 PM

Mud.

After all, that's where you're asking for a name.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:24 PM

Comet - every cat deserves a tail.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Deckman
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:48 PM

"Door Prize"
"Short Timer"
"Crock Pot"
CHEERS, Bob (and yes, we are cat lovers)


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 07:52 PM

Prozac


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 09:01 PM

Serendipity


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: frogprince
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 09:19 PM

Annie; short for aneecdote, a short funny tale...


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 09:35 PM

Jade..... Jada Jada Jin Jing Jing, so-- Jing-Jing.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Sorcha
Date: 18 Jun 05 - 11:03 PM

Halfie
Tailie
Tort
Muddy
Jades Damn Cat...aka Dammit
Tutu (short dress for a short tail)
Evil
Wicked


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: mack/misophist
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 12:25 AM

Wait a bit. The cat will let you know it's name.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: number 6
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 12:54 AM

Marylin


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: GUEST,G-Spot
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 01:13 AM

Ralph, Bastard, Clarence, Freak, PercyCat, CatStevens, Mudcat, Catastrophy, Cat-a-Tonic, Catmandu, Scatman, Newcat, Catmeowofhere!


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 03:55 AM

There's always Tiddles.... especially if she's a little tiddler.

Trunky? (from truncated)

Although cats respond better to S sounds so maybe

Stumpy?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Stu
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 03:57 AM

Nigel


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 04:04 AM

If the head count is 5 then is the tail count 4 and a half?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: pixieofdoom
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 06:22 AM

Phot suggests Farthing...........


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Micca
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:20 AM

tai........with a missing l, so to speak


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: *Laura*
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 12:18 PM

Penfold


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 12:28 PM

Demi = half
G..


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 05:44 PM

We have gone for the name Comet.

She is settling in but still quite weak from lack of food. I think Jade found her (or she found Jade) just in time.

Amazing thing was she found the litter tray by herself and used it. Now most humans have to ask where the loo is in a strange house.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: GUEST,7.24pm
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 05:53 PM

Wow I feel honoured! May she have a happy healthy life.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 06:21 PM

Devious
Lascivious
Salacious
Yourottenbastard!


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Micca
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 07:24 PM

Devious
Lascivious
Salacious
weren't those 3 of they guys that stabbed Caeser in the public bar of the "Ides of March"?


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 08:07 PM

No, that was Archduke Ferdinand, in the urinals!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: bobad
Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:09 PM

Hark is that the distant sound of flushing I hear ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Micca
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 08:01 AM

Liz, THAT was Gabriel Princip, in the urinals with the Explosive device,


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 09:34 AM

Too late, but "Minx" - halfway to "Manx" the cats with no tails....


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 11:51 AM

Ah I hear it too - the distant flushing sound of toilets flushing - distantly.


Right now I have a cat indoors all the time - under protest. Bella, my son's cat that I am looking after, got a nasty bite on her back, probably from a big grey tom cat that has been hanging around. I have to clean the wound twice a day, give her antibiotics, and keep her indoors for the next week. She is not happy being back to using the litter tray.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Micca
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 11:54 AM

JennyO what is it with moggies and Toilets? I expect to have to fish Morgana out of it any day now,


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: ranger1
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 01:10 PM

They have a fascination with the paper swirling round and round when you flush, I think.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: JennyO
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 01:16 PM

But try as I might, I can't seem to be able to train them to flush.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Micca
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 02:15 PM

Morgana sometimes stands between my feet and looks in the bowl while I pee, one of these days she is going to get a "novel" sham-poo (emphasis on the Poo)if I lose concentration momentarily


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: GUEST,M25
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 02:41 PM

That's too much information.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 04:49 PM

Too much information but indeed very true!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: Sorcha
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 04:50 PM

Well, Miss Boudicca likes to play in the rain and chase raindrops....but the shower will do in a pinch.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: akenaton
Date: 20 Jun 05 - 04:58 PM

"Cat women are tiresome, believing that they share the feline graces of mystery and sensuality, when they actually have cat vices, are brittle and self centred"


Janice Turner "The Times" 20:6:05.


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Subject: RE: BS: Another new cat name please.....
From: beadie
Date: 21 Jun 05 - 03:59 PM

Tiglath

        The little yellow cat entered the household on soft padded feet, as is usual with such creatures. That, however, was only a ruse to lull the rest of the inhabitants into thinking that this was a placid kitty with no intent to disrupt the peace and quiet of the home.

        The little bugger, still in need of a name, soon became obviously a terror to his species-mates and the humans and dogs, as well. Because I was, at the time, engaged in a course on Ancient Civilizations, the name Tiglath Pilezer came immediately to mind. The original Tiglath, an Assyrian king of millennia ago, was a rather ruthless and brutish sort, famed for doing really ugly things to people that he didn't care for. The name stuck, and the feline was forevermore called Tiglath.

        For some time, the cat, his name, and his demeanor remained consistent. Then, we moved into a new house. In the course of his investigations of the new surroundings one morning, Tiglath moseyed into the bathroom to find an open door to a linen closet. I was sitting at the breakfast table with my morning coffee when I noticed Tiglath prancing out of the bathroom with a plastic bag containing some greenish herbal material clamped firmly in his jaws. He had clearly mistaken the stuff for catnip when, in fact, it was the prior owners' kid's stash that had been hidden under one of the closet's lower shelves.

        After a couple days of the raving munchies, Tiglath adopted an entirely different outlook on life and became a calm, laid-back kitty who seemed to see everything in shades of GREEN, man. He lived for nearly ten more years after that incident and remained (thankfully) a healthy, if somewhat perpetually stoned, lapcat.


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