BS: What is your porn star name?

Subject: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:29 PM

This has probably been done already - if so please wipe!
If not, we had a laugh in the pub a few days ago, this is how you choose your porn star name:-
use the name of your first pet, then the your mother's maden name.
That makes me:-
Patch Bedford.

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: *Laura*
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM

I'd be Dampster English. but that's boring so as my mum never changed her name, I'll use Rose.
And if I take the name of my SECOND pet (as I've swapped the name round) it's much better

Pebble Rose.

xLx

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: LilyFestre
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:32 PM

Mine would be Fluffy Kostenbader!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:35 PM

Tipper Holliday

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: gnu
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:38 PM

"Extra".

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 05:51 PM

"Woody!"

Peter Woodruff

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Ebbie
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:10 PM

Lucky Miller

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:15 PM

Frisky Habetz

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:22 PM

Sputnik MacKenzie, my Mother never changed her name either.
G..

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: *daylia*
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:27 PM

Frisky Habetz! :-D ROTFLMAO!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:37 PM

Beany Mueller?????????????

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: SussexCarole
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:57 PM

Sweetypie Cartwright !

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: ranger1
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 06:59 PM

Hazel Mulherin. Doesn't really sound like a porn star, though. More like a school marm.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:01 PM

Mitzi Ramsay!

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,sorefingers
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:01 PM

Snowy Kerr

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Blowzabella
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:06 PM

Ricky Coburn ????

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Emma B
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:06 PM

Pussy Britten!

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:11 PM

Smut Jones

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:22 PM

Gingee O'Brien

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: jaze
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:43 PM

Addie McCaffrey

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: jimmyt
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 08:20 PM

THongs to Thing

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: mack/misophist
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 08:50 PM

Leopoldina Vest doesn't work at all. Leopoldina begat Igor, which is a little better, but still no cigar.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: SINSULL
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 09:00 PM

I was and will remain Bon Bon the Yum Yum Girl - circa 1967

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: jimmyt
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 09:47 PM

I am sure there is a story there somewhere Sinsull!

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: frogprince
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 11:41 PM

Yeeesh:


TIPPY PEACOCK.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Jun 05 - 11:54 PM

Fluffy Simpson

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Little Robyn
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 02:18 AM

Too many Fluffys in this lot. I would be too. Does that mean we lack imagination?
Robyn

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 02:21 AM

Cooking Fat [ well thats what it sounded like ] Kershaw.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 02:27 AM

I LOVE threads like this.

SS# easy, ph# easy, PW easy

Mother's Maiden Name = Difficult (unless phished from threads) posted by "Guests"

Sincerely,

Gargoyle

PLEASE do not post "REAL" data Have fun, be safe, and remember "not everyone plays FAIR."

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: MBSLynne
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 02:43 AM

Shep Stapleford. Sounds like a country and Western singer.

I tried some of the names of other pets but nothing really worked. P'raps I just wasn't meant to be a porn star?!?

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 05:02 AM

Bomber Hogg. I like that one.

Bomber was a fat cat, so named because of his resemblance to the A-bomb "fat boy". He was called "Sooty" before he became so fat, but I don't think the resulting name

Sooty Hogg    would have suited me as a pornstar since I am white.

He disappeared one night and we assumed he came second to a wombat (we were living in Australia at the time). The second cat was female which would have made me

Mittens Hogg - not so suitable for a male person such as myself I think!

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: MBSLynne
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 05:20 AM

Bomber Hogg sounds more like a WWII Flying Ace I think

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Torctgyd
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 06:42 AM

Skip (or Tinker - we had a cat and a dog when I was born) Rankin

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: mooman
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 06:45 AM

Has been done before but, anyway...!

***Ginger Mullarkey***

Peace

moo

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 06:52 AM

Rusty Ironside. Wow! Like it.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Wolfgang
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 06:56 AM

Monnaie Null

Wolfgang

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Splott Man
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 07:26 AM

I'm a Fluffy too...

Fluffy Lambkin!


Top that!

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: rich-joy
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 08:03 AM

Smokey Sydney!

or, if using the variant that I am familiar with : "first street where you ever lived" :

Smokey Rutland!




Cheers! R-J

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: CStrong
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 08:30 AM

Midnight McLean.

Wow. That's pretty good.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Alice
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 09:17 AM

Irish McConnell
(Irish was a red cocker spaniel)

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: C-flat
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 11:23 AM

Otto Richardson.

Sounds like I need a seventies moustache to match it!

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 11:28 AM

Killer Smith.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: PoppaGator
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 01:04 PM

The way I learned it, your porn star first name is your first pet's name (as noted above), but the surname is your childhood street name.

That would make me Schatzie Townsend, which seems better to me than when comes of the pet-name/mother's-maiden-name format. to wit: Schatzie McCartney.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 01:17 PM

Using the street name I'd be ...

Yalittletwat Silkin

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Firecat
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 01:21 PM

Maiden name :- Purrbell Jackson
Street name :- Purrbell Quarry

Not sure which is best!

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 01:29 PM

It doesn't work for me.   Our first cat's name was Pedro.   

Pedro Kabosky would not get much work in the porn industry.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Little Robyn
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 04:04 PM

That would be better - the first cat I can remember was my Nana's cat Elmer and we lived in Jackson Street.
Elmer Jackson. Now that's a good name!
Robyn

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Alice
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 04:08 PM

Poppagator, we did this in an earlier thread some years ago (don't remember how long) and I think it was a different combo of names as you suggest.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: The Curator
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 04:26 PM

Would have to be truthful so it would be IVOR BIGGIN.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Emma B
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 04:38 PM

rich-joy , using the street format I'd be either......

Pussy Queen ......first apartment or
Pussy Willow......first house!

lol - maybe I'm the reincarnation of a porn star!

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 04:51 PM

Buster Hardwick

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 04:53 PM

My first dog + street =

Pal King

I shoulda called the dog Wan ...

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: lady penelope
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 05:00 PM

Snowball Burns ........... Nuff sed

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,SKIPY
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 06:32 PM

With street that makes me:-
Patch Chestnut.
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Crane Driver
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 08:19 PM

Much as it pains me to agree with Gargle, I would remind everyone that your mother's maiden name is a common security question used by banks to check your identity. I'd rather not post it to an open forum. Sorry.

Can't remember the street name, not sure it even had a name as it was out in the country. The house name would make me Jock Tremair. Not sure that would get me far in ANY industry.

Have fun.

Andrew

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,Sidewinder.
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 08:39 PM

That would make me Thornton McGarrett or Pippin Chester - they must already exist though surely. How about "The Dharma Bumfest" for the movie title costarring Jackie Kerouacker? It could make a million for you overnight.

Regards.

Sidewinder.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: jaze
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 09:05 PM

I think Midnight McLean is the winner so far. That dude would see some action.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 29 Jun 05 - 09:56 PM

Gargy and Crane Driver are right. Mom's last name and first pet's name are common account security questions. That's why I put "Buster Hardwick". Those aren't really my first pet's name and mom's maiden name. They're my ex-wife's.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: LadyJean
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 01:00 AM

My father's first Christmas present to my mother was a poodle they named Ralph. He was there to greet me when I was born. Ralph Stanton for street. Ralph McCallister for name. I don't think so.
When I was 7 we got a kitten we named Perandy, who decided that he owned me. Now that works a little better for a porn name, but not much.
(Perandy died when I was 25.)

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST, Hamish
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 06:56 AM

Mother's maiden name gives "Joe Smith"

Street gives "Joe Ferry"

Nope: still doesn't work.

Hey! This isn't an elaborate scam to find out all our security check answers, is it? Watch out for a subsequent thread entitled "What would your CD serial number be" asking for bank account numbers...

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 07:44 AM

Piggle Fillmore

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: MBSLynne
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 08:28 AM

Forgot an earlier pet, so with that and street name I'd be Snowytoes Coombfield. Interesting!

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: The Curator
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 08:59 AM

Maybe MIKE HUNT ?

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 30 Jun 05 - 11:02 AM

Bella 48th Street

For some reason I think this isn't working.

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: *Laura*
Date: 01 Jul 05 - 10:32 AM

My street doesn't work either.

Pebble Lower Odcombe!?

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: GUEST,wit
Date: 01 Jul 05 - 10:57 AM

But Sally Slocomb would!

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: webfolk
Date: 01 Jul 05 - 03:05 PM

Percy Shears!!!!
any offers girls?
Gwoff - bit on the side

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Dave Swan
Date: 01 Jul 05 - 03:48 PM

Here's the formula from a thread some years ago. We had a good time with it then, too. Clickity. Don't know why it sorts this way.

Cheers,

D

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jul 05 - 04:16 PM

Semantic Mills

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: fat B****rd
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 03:07 AM

Bearing security in mind... Joey Campden

Subject: RE: BS: What is your porn star name?
From: Genie
Date: 02 Jul 05 - 01:22 PM

Well, when I do my strip act, I go by the name "Amos Jessup."

Really draws an odd crowd into the bar. DK why.