Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)

Subject: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: Lizzie Cornish
Date: 14 Jul 05 - 11:57 AM

Quick!.....Stevie Scarlett...Where are you????

Granada TV is in Sidmouth this week, filming an episode for the new Miss Marple series with Geraldine McEwan, to be shown end of 2005/early 2006.

We've been down on the seafront watching them film today and guess what the episode is called Stevie???

Go on....GUESS???

"Miss Marple Investigates 'Who Tried To Kill Sidmouth Folk Week'"

GULP! GASP! GOSH! DOUBLE GULP!!!!

Stevie.....Run!...Run like the wind!!

Last time I saw Miss Marple she had YOUR piccie in her hand and she was heading up towards Sidford at the speed of sound, with the entire cast and crew in her wake!!!....And....she wasn't looking a Happy Bunny as it turns out that dear old Lady in Lavendar loves folk music and dance! Her 1940's hat was blowin' in the wind and the make-up lady was having the devil of a time getting her to slow down!!

Now I don't know who tipped her off,(;0)..) but I've never seen her in such a rage and she ALWAYS gets her man Stevie! ALWAYS!!!

So...if I were you....I'd take the first boat to Cuba and lie low for a very long time!! Otherwise....she could have a 'Murder Mystery Weekend' in store for you!

I'll let you know when it's safe to return....never fear! ;0)

Lizzie ;0)

(Rolling on the floor giggling Smiley) :0) :0)

Subject: RE: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jul 05 - 12:00 PM

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Subject: RE: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 14 Jul 05 - 12:32 PM

I think Geraldine McEwan is far to sexy and gorgeous for that role. Whoever does the casting for these things should go to the supreme agony of reading one of the books. Certainly gives a new depth of meaning when they keep calling Miss M "that old pussy".

Subject: RE: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: Morticia
Date: 14 Jul 05 - 04:56 PM

I really do wish you'd give it a rest, Lizzie....you must see you are doing more harm than good, surely, or don't you care?

Subject: RE: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jul 05 - 09:07 PM

Considering how people drop like flies when Miss M is around its a good reason for staying away.

Subject: RE: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: frogprince
Date: 14 Jul 05 - 09:22 PM

Re Miss Marple, or Jessica B. Fletcher: wouldn't you think that after a particular person has just "happened" to be there at a few dozen murder scenes, the police would start to get the real picture?

Subject: RE: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 14 Jul 05 - 10:48 PM

no it can't be either of them - they would be the first people you suspect.

Maybe it was the well known female impersonator Hercule Poirot, dressed up as miss Marple's dim housemaid, entered the doctor's surgery when no one was looking, with an authentic common working class accent said, "Fancy a cup of char dearie...?", switched the bodies round, and everybody thought it was the village solicitor when in fact was the ingenue starring that week at Sidmouth Little Theatre in a production of No Calcutta!(Similar to Oh Calcutta! but the cast wear woolly combinations out of respect for Sidmouth and the fallen of two wars).

seems a more likely explanation to me.......

Subject: RE: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 15 Jul 05 - 12:07 AM

weelittledrummer, you are so funny!

Subject: RE: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: GUEST,Nellie Clatt
Date: 15 Jul 05 - 01:28 AM

At least she didn'n mention feckin Show Of feckin Hands.

Subject: RE: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: Lizzie Cornish
Date: 15 Jul 05 - 10:49 AM

Well actually Nellie.......funny you should mention Show of Hands.....;0)

Heehee!

Baking hot down here! Don't forget to bring your swimming cozzies for Folk Week! I've just heard that apparently we're due for a REAL heatwave shortly so I'm spending Folk Week in the sea....no jokes you rotten lot! ;0)

I think Stevie Scarlett truly has taken to the hills!! ;0) Or...Miss Marple REALLY did get him!

Lizzie :0)

Subject: RE: Miss Marple Saves Sidmouth! ;0)
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Jul 05 - 08:32 PM

She better watch out... Jeeves and Wooster have been known to stay in the big hotel on the top......

LTS