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BS: This thread will fall off the board fast

John O'L 28 Aug 05 - 11:38 PM
John O'L 28 Aug 05 - 11:36 PM
khandu 28 Aug 05 - 08:55 PM
Peace 26 Aug 05 - 09:48 PM
Azizi 26 Aug 05 - 09:12 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 26 Aug 05 - 07:00 PM
Peace 26 Aug 05 - 01:04 AM
GUEST,Bill the Collie 26 Aug 05 - 01:00 AM
John O'L 25 Aug 05 - 07:13 PM
Peace 25 Aug 05 - 06:54 PM
Tam the man 25 Aug 05 - 11:27 AM
GUEST,Bill the Collie 25 Aug 05 - 11:26 AM
Bunnahabhain 24 Aug 05 - 12:19 PM
Liz the Squeak 24 Aug 05 - 10:44 AM
Tam the man 24 Aug 05 - 08:01 AM
frogprince 23 Aug 05 - 02:28 PM
Tam the man 23 Aug 05 - 07:31 AM
Tam the man 22 Aug 05 - 07:46 AM
Azizi 21 Aug 05 - 09:27 AM
Liz the Squeak 21 Aug 05 - 06:58 AM
Torctgyd 19 Aug 05 - 05:29 AM
John O'L 19 Aug 05 - 01:26 AM
BaldEagle2 19 Aug 05 - 01:12 AM
alanabit 18 Aug 05 - 04:59 PM
Torctgyd 18 Aug 05 - 08:29 AM
Liz the Squeak 17 Aug 05 - 08:09 PM
Liz the Squeak 17 Aug 05 - 08:08 PM
alanabit 17 Aug 05 - 05:04 PM
Tam the man 17 Aug 05 - 10:13 AM
BaldEagle2 17 Aug 05 - 09:37 AM
Azizi 17 Aug 05 - 07:28 AM
John O'L 17 Aug 05 - 06:17 AM
Torctgyd 17 Aug 05 - 06:14 AM
Azizi 16 Aug 05 - 11:59 PM
jpk 16 Aug 05 - 07:44 PM
frogprince 16 Aug 05 - 01:36 PM
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Little Hawk 15 Aug 05 - 06:07 PM
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Torctgyd 15 Aug 05 - 05:54 AM
Liz the Squeak 15 Aug 05 - 05:48 AM
Liz the Squeak 13 Aug 05 - 11:17 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 11:38 PM

Good to see you back, Khandu. 'Bout time you came back and took responsibility for this...this...this...

Words fail me.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 11:36 PM

"a lacy bra at a lion tamer's convention"?

I guess they plunge, do they?

Or not?


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: khandu
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 08:55 PM

Plunging...plunging like a lacy bra at a lion tamer's convention!


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Peace
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 09:48 PM

The 'chute jus' didn't open on this one.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 09:12 PM

Bye, thread.

It was nice knowing you.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 07:00 PM

SINK, DAMNED THREAD! SINK!


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Peace
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 01:04 AM

"This thread will fall off the board fast" . . .

like a freakin' anchor.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 01:00 AM

e
nuff


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 07:13 PM

...but not fast enough.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Peace
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 06:54 PM

This thread is slippin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Tam the man
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 11:27 AM

and her name was Cushy Butterfield an I wish she woz ere


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: GUEST,Bill the Collie
Date: 25 Aug 05 - 11:26 AM

she's a big lass and a bonny lass and she likes her beer


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 12:19 PM

And I though Moab was without purpose. This provides a wonderful perspective. Not as good as the view from the top of a big hill you've just climbed, but good enough.

A big hill heavy enough ballast?


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 10:44 AM

Froggie - save me one too.....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Tam the man
Date: 24 Aug 05 - 08:01 AM

all right whatever


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 02:28 PM

save me    save me


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Tam the man
Date: 23 Aug 05 - 07:31 AM

told ye


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Tam the man
Date: 22 Aug 05 - 07:46 AM

naw it wullnae


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 21 Aug 05 - 09:27 AM

Yo, Liz the Squeak! Whassup???!!

I just dropped by to say that you got it goin on, girlfriend.

"Take a closer look, you must agree,
There's no sharp corners on a woman like me!"

That's real heavy. I can dig it. Word!

Okay, peace out! Later! I'm audi.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Aug 05 - 06:58 AM

She weighs 16 stone, and wadda ya get,
A whole lot of woman and that's a fact,
Take a closer look, you must agree,
There's no sharp corners on a woman like me!

If you see us coming, better step aside,
A lot of men didn't and a lot of men died.
One gives you desire, the other a thrill,
If the tall ones don't get you, the short one will!

Heavy enough?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Torctgyd
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 05:29 AM

Still no news on hard shit then!

16 tons enough ballast for you?


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 01:26 AM

Concrete.

Lead.

Paradise Lost.

Anything else by Milton.

Nick Cave.

Nirvana.

Enough?


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: BaldEagle2
Date: 19 Aug 05 - 01:12 AM

Look.

If you want me to take this thread up to a great height and drop it, I am just gonna hafta have some ballast.

Can someone please post some really heavy stuff in here, like what is the real meaning of Leonard Cohen's "Closing Time" or similar really, really heavy duty stuff, and then perhaps we can get rid of this thread once and for all.

Once we get some ballast in here, then this thing might become aerodynamically stable.   And my good buddies in the Civil Air Patrol might just stop poking me with wooden sticks.   (Gee, that joke is wearing really thin).

Thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: alanabit
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 04:59 PM

Oh no..........!


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Torctgyd
Date: 18 Aug 05 - 08:29 AM

201 - that's gotta be better than 100!


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 08:09 PM

Why kill it? What did it ever do to you?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 08:08 PM

It may fall off the board fast, but it sure as hell don't load that way!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: alanabit
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 05:04 PM

Kill this thread! Kill it! Before it gets two hundred posts. Kill it now!


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Tam the man
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 10:13 AM

HHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: BaldEagle2
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 09:37 AM

Dangnaggit!   The plan was to fly to 3,000 feet and drop this thread from a great height.

I made sure that no-one was actually on the thread at the time and managed to attach my home made harnesses successfully.   After a somewhat interesting take off run, I got airborne at just after 10 a.m. local.

The stiff breeze aloft was not unexpected, but the result was.   The wind caught the gossamer light thread (hey, come on, no one have ever posted any really heavy stuff in here) and spun it over to make into one of those para-glider chutes.

Dangling underneath, I was helplessly blown miles off course, until the whole dagnanned contraption got caught in a tree half way up the Saddleback mountains.

EMS rescued us and returned everyback to base.

And to add to my dismay, my good buddies at Civil Air Patrol have taken to poking me with wooden sticks.   Just a joke of ours for pilots who do ...er.... non-traditional aviation.

Anyway, this method of disposing of the thread is put onto hold until someone posts something really heavy in here.   Got to have some ballast.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 07:28 AM

Water's great for when you're dirty.

Anyone care to jump off this board into the lake {or the river, or pond, or stream, or ocean-or if you're lucky enough-into the pool? Though you jump into a pool, a word of advice- make sure the pool's got water in it}.

This thread aint fallen off the board but some people have.

;>]


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: John O'L
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 06:17 AM

I'll ask me mate Andre. He's Dutch.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Torctgyd
Date: 17 Aug 05 - 06:14 AM

if poppycock is from the dutch for soft shit what is hard shit?


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 11:59 PM

Idiots are in the eyes of the beholders...or something like that.

Since I don't consider myself an idiot, then I'm not one.

What I think about me is more important than what others think about me.

So there!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: jpk
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 07:44 PM

just stop posting here.damn this idiot joins the rest,i didn't follow my own advice now did i.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: frogprince
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 01:36 PM

Wotthehell can we do to make this stupid, pointless thing go away?


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: BaldEagle2
Date: 16 Aug 05 - 09:45 AM

er ... I got a problem.

Every time I finish making the harness to hoist this thread aloft to drop it from a great height, I find the size of the thread has gone and changed again.

5 times I have had to tack on some extra webbing, and each time the tacking-on has taken long enough for the size to have changed yet again.   And the harness is beginning to look like a banjo player's moke - which is not good, I can tell you.

Will you people keep out of here long enough for me to get the job done!!!

Please.

Thanks.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: alanabit
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 10:56 PM

The good thing about being a damned fool is that one has plenty of equals.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 06:07 PM

Only an idiot would post here.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: JennyO
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 01:06 PM

I can't believe that either. No, you'll never catch me posting to a thread like this!


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: frogprince
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 01:00 PM

Two weeks gone on vacation, and this thing is still here; I can't believe anyone is actually stupid enough to post to a thing like this.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Torctgyd
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 05:54 AM

Poppycock!


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Aug 05 - 05:48 AM

Still compiling names... even if this DID fall off...

Not if I can help it......

Bruaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!


LTS






















Ain't I a stinker?!


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Aug 05 - 11:17 AM

BE - you taking names for that list? I've got a whole heap of them here....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: BaldEagle2
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 06:28 PM

er ... do you chaps (and chappesses) need any assistance in getting this thread to fall?

For a small fee, I could take it up to, say, 3,000 feet and let it drop rapidly in a downward direction.

(For a slightly higher fee, I could try and aim it to land on top of someone or something that deserves to be on the receiving end of a board dropped from a great height).


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: jpk
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 05:18 PM

it may get drunk and fall on the board or over board but i doubt if it will fall off,because it ain't on board,just on screen,i think.i think.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Torctgyd
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:06 PM

Will this still be here on Monday?



I hope so!


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Azizi
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 10:43 PM

"Truer words were never spoke."

that's because we let our fingers do the talkin...


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: Peace
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 10:37 PM

Truer words were never spoke.


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Subject: RE: BS: This thread will fall off the board fast
From: beardedbruce
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 10:30 PM

where there is life, there is hope!

The thread lives, and will wend its way to become part of Mudcat history ( and herstory, I would think...)


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