BS: Y+I=:)-I=>$=:(

Subject: BS: Y+I=:)-I=>$=:(
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Aug 05 - 11:36 PM

Okay... Seein' as Iz gotten a few rather threatenin' PM's about not usin' animals, I figured I'd jsut throw this little Wes Ginny algebra out... It ain't ough... The Wes Ginny Slide Rule figgured it out in about 15 seconds but at least it ain't no animal....

Bobert

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From: bobad
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 10:39 AM

All Your Base are Belong to Us.

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From: GUEST, Hamish
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 12:01 PM

Dunno. But's it's something along the lines of:

You and I, together = happiness; negative income exceeding savings = unhappiness. But that's not it, is it?

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From: Bobert
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 01:06 PM

Nope, but money is part of the story....

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From: CarolC
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 01:19 PM

Youth plus income equals happy, minus income equals less money equals not happy?

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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 04:17 PM

I fell asleep on my keyboard again. Must... kick... this... internet addiction.

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From: SINSULL
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 04:20 PM

The centipede ate your paycheck?

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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 04:22 PM

I'll have a number 3, but can you substitute honey garlic wings for the shrimp?

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From: Helen
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 05:50 PM

You & I (together) = happiness. You - I = increase in dollars (cost, i.e alimony) = unhappiness

i.e. translates as the joke which goes: Why not just find a woman you hate and give her your house and all your money and forget about going through marriage.

Helen

P.S. Being more on the happy than sad scale of marriage at present I don't agree with that joke.

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From: Bobert
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 05:55 PM

Close but no cigar... But close...

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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 06:12 PM

Nothing is sleazier than Weimar Germany.

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From: Bobert
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 09:18 PM

Agreed...

Now back to guessin'...

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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 09:21 PM

I was guessin'.

Fallink in luff again, vot am I to do?...

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From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 09:29 PM

You plus I equal happiness, but without I, wealth only means unhappiness.

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From: CarolC
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 09:33 PM

I'm not going to guess any more. I think I should give someone else a chance to win this time.

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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 09:35 PM

Why is it that being cross-eyed makes you happy, but if you lose an eye, you get more money but it makes you unhappy?

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From: Bobert
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 10:43 PM

Leena... so close....

Hint: Lok at the "Subjexct" title in the postin box as opposed to the one on the front page....

(You have now said too much, Bobert... Way too much...)

B;)

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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 10:55 PM

J'aime mons pubis, mais je suis pauvre, c'est dommage

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From: Bobert
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:06 PM

No Hablis....

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From: bobad
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:18 PM

It means I love my pubis but I am poor, pity.

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From: Amos
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:25 PM

Youth (or you) plus self is happiness; when self is greater than or equal to money, unhappiness results.

Not that that makes much sense, but hey, this is Bobert ASCII!!


Alternative: When you and I are together, I am happy; but when my needs exceed my income, I am miserable. (Requires that the I variable be local and redefined midstream).

A

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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:28 PM

"mons pubis" is not "my pubis". It's Latin for "camel toe".

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From: Bobert
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:33 PM

Worst guess of the night goes to Cluin... Camel's toe mighta worked on the last puzzle but not this one....

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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:33 PM

The +I and -I cancel each other out, leaving
Y=:)=>$=:(

Why is happiness greater than money and sadness?

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From: bobad
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:51 PM

Money can't buy me love?

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From: Bobert
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:56 PM

Dangit, you two....

Keep it up and I'z just gonna tell it and move on to the next... You two is pathetic...

But I likes yaz, ahhhh, fir the couple of knotheads that you'es is, that is...

Bobert

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From: Cluin
Date: 11 Aug 05 - 11:57 PM

You can't hide your lying eyes?

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From: Cluin
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:02 AM

Yes, we have no bananas?

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From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:02 AM

You make me happy but when I worry about money I am unhappy; you plus I is happiness; subtract me and it leads to money which is sad.

A

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From: Bobert
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:02 AM

We have a new winner of the worst guess of the night: Cluin! Who beat out the old winner: Cluin....

Knock yerselves out with worser and worser guessin'

Iz goin' to bed....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........

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From: Cluin
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:04 AM

The Banana Boat Song?

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From: Cluin
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:05 AM

Show me the way to go home?

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From: bobad
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:10 AM

Ah come on B'bert give us one more shot at it.

How about "we're happy together,but if I split you'd have more dough but you would'nt be happy" or something like that?

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From: bobad
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:12 AM

OK if that's not it Im sticking with "All your base are belong to us"

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From: Cluin
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:12 AM

You and I drank all the martinis and now all my money's gone so we're sad because I can't buy us any more booze?

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From: bobad
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:13 AM

Dang I think you got it Clu

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From: Cluin
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:16 AM

Your crotch and I are happy together, but when I'm away, you have no money and thus are sad

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From: bobad
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:20 AM

Ah, now I see the camel toe allusion, Little slow on the uptake.

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From: bobad
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 12:57 AM

Two can live cheaper than one?

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From: Biskit
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 01:29 AM

lesse here,...cleavage & I git along great and I happy, then I spend all my money and the cleavage be gone an' th gal wi' it??.....
~B~

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From: Bobert
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 08:00 PM

Okay, I done gave out the BEST CLUE and I guess that everyone was too busy guessin' to pay no attention to the BEST CLUE... So I'll repeat it.... Don't look at the top of the page... Look in that little box above where you post... There is a subtle difference that makes the story complete....

No more clues..

And, BTW, before Cluin guesses again, it's wrong... There that oughta save me from havin' to come back and tell Cluin once again: bad guess... No, might as well make that the next 3 guesses....

Bobert

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From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 08:11 PM

It says RE: BS: Y+I=:)-I=>$=:(.

So I guess that's the secret, huh? It just means RE: BS: Y+I=:)-I=>$=:(.



A

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From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 08:12 PM

With you I am happy; if I have to tear myself away from you to chase money, I am unhappy.

A

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From: Bobert
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 09:21 PM

Nope, Amos... Go back an' study the box above where you post.... Last clue, gol dangit

($U&^I*^%(^%#@**_(&*, bunch of friggin' retards..............

(Now, Bobert, that ain't too politically correct...)

Nevermind that last mutterin'...

Bobert

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From: freda underhill
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 09:40 PM

it's an advertisemnt for Viagra.

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From: Bobert
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 10:01 PM

Heck, Freda, I thought that Cluin had reached way down in barrel... Maybe you'd like to explain that one...

Viagra????

No, no, a thousand times no....

Okay, gal dang it, you retards is makin' me, ahhhhh, annoyed... Yeah, annoyed.... This one ain't rocket surgery...

No Viagra, no supid stiff that ain't got nuthin' to dp do with nuthin'... Like free association ain't like, ahhhh, a friggin' answer???

(Hmmmmm, Bobert, maybe these folks is jus' pretendin' that they ain't no smarter than a box of creek rocks... Maybe it's you who ain't no smarter than a box of creek rocks??? Ever think about that????)

Okay, last clue: social commentary!!!!

Bobert

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From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 10:10 PM

Dang, Bobert, yer clues ain't no good. If they wuz, I woulda translated yer hieruglyphich by now and been well on my way to fame and riches.

A

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From: Bobert
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 10:45 PM

Yer on yer way to somewhere, A..... But, sadly, not fame and riches...

But look at poor ol' broke down Chuin... Poor thing done guessed him/herself out....

Okay, what if I conceed that Y+I means "You and I"... Does that help???

B:)

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From: CarolC
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 11:19 PM

I can't see any difference between the symbols in the box just above where I'm typing right now, and the symbols at the top of the page (except that it's two different kinds of type). Do I have to be dyslexic to be able to see the difference?

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From: Bobert
Date: 12 Aug 05 - 11:25 PM

No, no, a thousand times no, CarolC...

Look closer....