punch the horse

Subject: punch the horse
From: ossonflags
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 11:02 AM

We will be at "Durty Nellies" Hull sat night.9.00pm start.

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: GUEST,Hector Ballsworthy, the Independent Press
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 02:16 PM

...where they will be engaging in lurid, satanic practices, and plotting the overthrow of Western civilization! Yes, it's all true! And you can read about it in Hector Ballsworthy's Independent Press, available now at progressive newstands all over the U.K.

Read about the vile, unspeakable, and heretofore totally secret rites of this group of radical degenerates who pose as "roots musicians"! Read about the central power group of depraved individuals who control the membership through a combination of threats, thuggery, and mind control! Read about their secret connections to the Royal Family, the Lizard people, the Twillingsgate Triad, and the mind-sucking aliens of Krith!

Read about it while there is still time to stop it! Yes, my friends, it's worse than you thought, but there is still time to stop "Punch the Horse", a front group for the most corrupt and dangerous band of deviant, soul-destroying monsters that ever crawled forth from the pit of madness!

And remember our motto:

"THE TRUTH WILL OUT!"

I am Hector Ballsworthy, for the Independent Press, the voice of sanity in a world spiralling out of control!

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: ossonflags
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 03:01 PM

H'm.............and how is everything in south ferriby?

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 03:44 PM

keep taking the tablets oaklet

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: Banjo-Flower
Date: 26 Aug 05 - 05:52 PM

Nice to see you're still posting David

Gerry

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: ossonflags
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 02:02 AM

We are still at "Durty nellies" tonight, come early to avoid disappointment.

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: GUEST,Veronica Rutledge
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 05:25 PM

Hi! Just wanted to let you chaps know that Aunt Penelope is of the opinion that Hector Ballsworthy is (1) a lunatic, (2) a cynical panderer to the public appetite for melodrama, (3) a complete and utter prat. Personally, I think he is all three of those! Pay no attention to his idiotic ramblings. He has even accused my Uncle Winston of being an alien "lizard-man" and engaging in blood-drinking rituals. Imagine! The man is so far off normal that he should be writing articles about himself to warn the public! He is the one who is a threat to society.

By the way, I happen to know that Aunt Penelope still has a soft spot for your great fiddle player, Oakley, who now calls himself Oaklet. It is because of that that she has a dreadful fight with Uncle Winston every time she brings up the possibility of "spending a day in Hull" or "viewing the scenic splendours of South Ferriby". Uncle Winston goes berserk or else he just gets very, very sarcastic. (At first it worried me when he did that. The going berserk I mean. Now I'm used to it.) He's madly jealous, but has no cause to be. Aunt Penelope would never cheat on her husband. Never. She's a Rutledge, after all. Besides, she loves Uncle Winston dearly, they just like to fight, that's all. I've noticed that. They always get along much better after one of their big blow-ups. It's beginning to seem quite normal in fact.

Well, TTFN!

* Veronica

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: GUEST,Flossonbiggles
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 08:37 PM

Does jOhn from Hull go to Durty Nellies? Can he be expected to be there tomorrow? I need to know.

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: Little Hawk
Date: 27 Aug 05 - 11:31 PM

Shatner is more fun.

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: GUEST,Sidewinder.
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 01:36 AM

An interesting nome de plume why did you choose this as your monicker? And why not "Drown The Cat" or "Poke The Pig"?

Regards.

Sidewinder.

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: GUEST,Olive Whatnoll
Date: 28 Aug 05 - 09:09 PM

I seen 'em, and I 'ave seen better. As for jOhn from 'Ull, 'e is a public disgrace! 'E should be sent to the Isle of Wight and re-debilitated.

- Olive Whatnoll

Subject: RE: punch the horse
From: GUEST,Olive Whatnoll
Date: 29 Aug 05 - 11:59 AM

Or post-debilitated. Whatever.

- Olive Whatnoll