BS: It's true!!

Subject: BS: It's true!!
From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 03:49 PM

> President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation earlier this year in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.   Although the <>President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers". At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - "Walking Eagle." The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
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> A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the President. They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly !
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: It's true!!
From: Sorcha
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 03:53 PM

LOL! Come chat?

Subject: RE: BS: It's true!!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 10 Sep 05 - 03:55 PM

Dear Guest Giok, if you were to join mudcat you would have to change your name as well. We already have a scots git with that monica, and he cant spell Jock either :-)

Subject: RE: BS: It's true!!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 11 Sep 05 - 10:03 AM

I wonder if he can spell ' moniker ' as you obviously can't.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: It's true!!
From: dianavan
Date: 11 Sep 05 - 02:11 PM

perfect!

Subject: RE: BS: It's true!!
From: Beer
Date: 11 Sep 05 - 02:26 PM

Guest Giok,
   That is the best thing I have read on Bush in a long time. Thanks for the laugh.
Beer