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Subject: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 06 Oct 05 - 04:52 PM I is doing this quick at the hairport before my plain gets here. I is bored of being in England and I'se going travelling. I got sum pickies here and I shall put more in wen I get sum. Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Janie Date: 06 Oct 05 - 04:57 PM Jack--are you headed for the Getaway? Can I keep you warm at night? Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Mrs.Duck Date: 06 Oct 05 - 05:44 PM Oh don't encourage him Janie! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 06 Oct 05 - 05:44 PM oh dear lord, the puppy is loose!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 06 Oct 05 - 05:47 PM The ungrateful pooch....and I did have his passport so he couldn't escape but he got Micca and Taffski in a weak drunken or hungover moment to let him see his passport picture and we haven't seen him since. If anyoen see's him let us know. The family will get the Bail Money ready!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Oct 05 - 06:02 PM So where did he get the back pack? Who was silly enough to give him money for tickets? Mind you, I did notice him doing tricks at the party.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 06 Oct 05 - 06:05 PM Shit....must check my purse for my credit card....mind you Micca and Taffski were in a pretty poor..or pickled condition that they could have quite easily given him the money! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Oct 05 - 06:14 PM Actually, has anyone heard from Taffski since that night? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:19 PM erm.............nope |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:21 PM Can't say I have.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:27 PM Janie, as a friend that I hold dear, may I suggest that you have nothing to do with that loose living puppy? He will cost you dear in bail money.......and paternity suits.........and bar bills. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Sorcha Date: 06 Oct 05 - 07:34 PM If he decides to visit Wyoming, we shall ply him with the Glenlivit... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:22 AM Wonder where he is now? Maybe we'll get a postcard or something. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:24 AM Just watch the news and follow the trail of destruction. If he's run off with Taffski there's bound to be terrible trouble before long |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,catsphiddle@work Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:30 AM I can't afford to club together for two lots of bail money....if worst comes to the worst do we bail out Taffski or Jack??!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Phot Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:38 AM Knowing the hound, he's probably in Russia, as the Vodka is cheaper there. Wassail! Chris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:24 AM Look what I found! Any ideas where I am? Now to find a bar! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:25 AM Seems my link does not work....it was sheep, lots of sheep!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Crane Driver Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:33 AM Oh no - surely the dog's not come to Wales? Who let him over the bridge? I did send them the photo with a warning . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:38 AM I left England from Terminal 3 at Heathrow, me definitely thinks I am not in Wales! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:48 AM If you click on the link in Jacks' first post, you'll see he's added another picture...... given the subject matter I'm pretty sure he's with Taffski.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Catsphiddle@work Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:52 AM Oh blimey a Welsh man a puppy with lots of sheep. What is the world coming too?? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:54 AM And I'm pretty sure those are Dorset Polls.... my great grandfather used to be a shepherd.... before anyone accuses me of being Welsh! But they are pretty.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:19 AM Oh dear.......he could be anywhere. New Zealand has lots of shepp, they might even like himover there, I've heard they're a strange bunch |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:26 AM Bearing in mind the time the original thread was posted, and the fact that it takes 24+ hours to fly to NZ, I would suggest they're a bit nearer home..... it's taken him less than 14 hours to find a brothel..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Crane Driver Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:32 AM I think that photo of Heathrow is a blind - there's a bus from Terminal 3 to Cardiff - I still reckon he's taken Taffski to the land of his fathers. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Janie Date: 07 Oct 05 - 08:31 AM Awww, my sweet little Jack--how could sumpin' as cute as you cause all this reaction? They must all be jealous. Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: el_punkoid_nouveau Date: 07 Oct 05 - 09:30 AM Is there a bus from T3 to Banbury... epn |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Crane Driver Date: 07 Oct 05 - 10:17 AM Course there is, epn - if you don't mind going via Cardiff. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Tinker Date: 07 Oct 05 - 11:35 AM Hmmm rumor has it Heartfrog is heading to Getaway.. if they both get to the same place at the same time .... A UK conniver and a US Redneck things could get dodgy. Jack does have a harmless look to him though.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,catsPHiddle Date: 07 Oct 05 - 11:37 AM I wouldn't say Jack was harmless....I hope Heartfrog can move quickly because when that puppy gets amorous there's no stopping him!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:00 PM Hi is fairly harmles........til he's had a beer or two......or twelve. Sadly he has mostly had a beer or twelve for breakfast |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:26 PM I think he's been badly brought up, do you know anything about his family background; should we get social services involved? Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 07 Oct 05 - 05:00 PM that's it, blame the parents......it's always the way........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:22 PM I think in the case of Jack it needs the Anti-social services to be involved!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Crane Driver Date: 07 Oct 05 - 07:33 PM Actually, Jack is OK - it's the person whose hand is up his bum you got to watch. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Tinker Date: 07 Oct 05 - 08:09 PM Now I have to say Heartfrog has been a bit more of a gentleman.... even if he seems to sing the same song over and over... After all there are alot of mudcat women who are happy to hold him close.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Oct 05 - 06:56 AM So where is the little .... darling? Anyone heard from him recently? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Oct 05 - 07:24 AM I think he woke up this morning feeling a bit ruff, but he did say "I'll be bark" so don't despair. G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Tig Date: 08 Oct 05 - 08:10 AM Shaun is heaving a sigh of relief. He now knows he can come to Derbyshire with me without the fear of THE PUP! He's not yet recovered from the handfasting experience. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 08 Oct 05 - 08:35 AM Are you sure about that? He's somewhere with sheep and less than 14 hours from Heathrow...... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 08 Oct 05 - 11:30 AM Wellll! while we were out there was an attempt at a reverse charge call(Collect call) from Tangier!!!! but we were out and didnt accept it!!( thats in Morocco, so I think it might involve Goats and Camels than sheep!!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Oct 05 - 11:51 AM What do the men do when they need a woman in this desert outpost Sergeant? They use the camels Captain. G ☺ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Janie Date: 08 Oct 05 - 12:47 PM Will the children at Ramblewood be safe if Jack shows up? Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 08 Oct 05 - 01:14 PM Children seem to love Jack and Jack loves them....they'll be fine. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 08 Oct 05 - 01:15 PM Janie, I dont think he could eat a WHOLE one!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Janie Date: 08 Oct 05 - 01:18 PM But what effect might he have on their impressionable little minds? (One could, I suppose, ask that about a number of attendees at the Getaway:^) Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 08 Oct 05 - 01:36 PM They use the camels Captain Captain what? Wilfried, Cpt |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Oct 05 - 01:39 PM Well Wilfried; there were these two nuns sitting in deck chairs, when a streaker ran past. Giok ☺ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 08 Oct 05 - 03:36 PM One had a stroke.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Oct 05 - 07:47 PM And the other one couldn't reach!! Boom Boom ☺☻ Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Oct 05 - 03:53 AM So did Jack get to Banbury? We haven't heard from him for a day or so now... you think he's OK or just having too much fun with the sheep? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 09 Oct 05 - 04:47 AM Micca and I didn't get to Banbury so Jack had a free run if he made it from the rellies! He hasn't checked in for a day or 2...maybe he has got lost, well we haven't had a call for bail money yet! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 09 Oct 05 - 02:57 PM No new pictures either.... Hmmmm.... you think he's OK? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Sorcha Date: 09 Oct 05 - 03:04 PM Probably. But the people around him???? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 09 Oct 05 - 06:27 PM we didn't make it to Banbury and neither did Pixie and Phot, s'far as I know.....so if he was there, he had a free rein........oh crap. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 09 Oct 05 - 06:32 PM The people of Banbury will be cross! G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 10 Oct 05 - 01:24 AM I is bin in der woods. Its bin grate with all dem trees. I as never widdled so much since I wuz drinkin dat forex stuff. I is puttin another pickie in to. It wanted to sniff my bum so I widdled on it. Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Crane Driver Date: 10 Oct 05 - 03:51 AM O ---- Kay. Guess that's not Wales then. Though we do have llamas in a field near here - not mooses though. Happy hunting Jack . . . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 10 Oct 05 - 05:03 AM Based on the saying 'No moose is good moose' we could have one elk of a problem on our hand[s] here! Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 10 Oct 05 - 05:47 AM Well he's sober enough to handle a camera, that can only be a good thing...... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 10 Oct 05 - 02:51 PM I think I've sussed why he disappeared... he obviously saw you were planning to raffle him off (Mudgather at Banbury thread) and escaped before you could trap him! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: katlaughing Date: 10 Oct 05 - 03:17 PM Just checked this out...I notice he hadn't any trouble identifying sheep from the get-go! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 10 Oct 05 - 05:17 PM Very Ominously the Following set of sequential threads appeared Mudcat Jack goes travelling Happily Ever After In Guam Happy Canadian Thanksgiving Who's Next ?Iran or Korea? Free to a good home |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 10 Oct 05 - 05:17 PM Despite his behaviour and rumours to the contrary, Jack has had quite a sheltered life. I don't think his mummy ever took him to the zoo (which could be another reason why he's run away from home), so he probably couldn't identify an elk from a whelk; whereas he HAS met Taffski so knows about sheep. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 10 Oct 05 - 05:18 PM The thing is, we have heard from Jack but not from Taffski..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 10 Oct 05 - 05:51 PM Check out if Jack's wearing a hairy hand, or a cloven hoof up his bum when he gets back. [if] G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 11 Oct 05 - 04:44 AM we offered to take him to the zoo...he found out it didn't have a bar and you weren't allowed to shag the inmates and he lost interest |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: My guru always said Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:36 AM Honestly, the steps that Puppy will take to get out of being a MudRaffle Prize *sigh* Didn't catch sight of him at Banbury.... I assume he hasn't had anything to do with the Wallace & Grommit fire? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:37 AM Cuts down the competition! he he G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 11 Oct 05 - 03:50 PM Giok, it depends in what event you are competing..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 11 Oct 05 - 04:41 PM For an up to date Recent piccy before he "legged it" look at the Pix Here |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:48 PM I is looking reel hansum in that pickie. I is going sumwhere else now cos that mooose was gettin too persunul. I fink its a coat hanger now. Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: lady penelope Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:20 PM I don't want to alarm anyone, but a friend of ours (those that came to the wedding party might remember him) Twoflower, was seen asking Jack if he minded taking Twoflower's Luggage through customs for him. Twoflower dissappeared from home three days ago and we've become quite concerned that he may have fallen in with some 'bad types'. Please follow the link to find a picture of Twoflower and please let Parker and I know if you hear or see anything. Many thanks, Lady P. http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/findtwoflower/detail?.dir=63be&.dnm=6b33.jpg&.src=ph |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:34 PM What do you expect Lady P, peacock feathers are unlucky. G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:44 PM Well the photos of Jack show him alone, but then you have to think... who was holding the camera? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Crane Driver Date: 12 Oct 05 - 02:52 PM I remain deeply suspicious of the sheep and moose photos. The dog ain't in sight. I reckon he downloaded them photos to hide the fact that he's really in Wales. Mind you, that's a clever trick for a lump of kapok and fake fur with a hand up it's bum. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Crane Driver Date: 12 Oct 05 - 02:59 PM In fact, I think he's trying to join up with Swansea Jack here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 12 Oct 05 - 03:54 PM very Commendable CraneDriver, sounds like a rea Gentleman, that Swansea Jack, However, I fear Ou r Jack is possibly not in the same league, being only every other inch a gentleman |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Crane Driver Date: 12 Oct 05 - 05:14 PM Do you think a sense of his own inadequacy might deter him? Precisely. Me neither. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: lady penelope Date: 12 Oct 05 - 05:23 PM Well, Interpol turned up on the doorstep this evening. Apparently Twoflower is supposed to be helping them with a sting operation in return for the dropping of certain charges that they wouldn't tell us about. Interpol reckons that they are very close to breaking a ring of banjo and kapoc smugglers. They are working on a tip off that a major delivery is starting out from Heathrow, tomorrow. All I can say is, watch out for strangers wearing Hawaiian shirts......... TTFN Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Oct 05 - 03:27 AM Ah.... that explains the drug bust in the house opposite a few weeks ago, the increased police patrols in the borough and Jack's rapid departure from the country..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 13 Oct 05 - 03:49 PM Anyone seen him in the Getaway crowd yet? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Emma B Date: 13 Oct 05 - 06:10 PM Be warned...by the time you've seen him....it's too late! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 Oct 05 - 05:03 AM Well yes.. that's true. My cats have been very nervous since he stayed here earlier this year. One of them won't go near the dining room and another has developed a sort of twitch whenever you pick up the vacuum cleaner.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: My guru always said Date: 14 Oct 05 - 05:10 AM Will he be back for the 'Bedd'uth' gather or will we have to manage with the 'inflatable MadCat'? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 Oct 05 - 06:09 AM We have no idea where he is, let alone where he will turn up... he could be anywhere.....! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 Oct 05 - 06:19 AM But he is somewhere with a computer, he's added another picture. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 14 Oct 05 - 10:45 AM Sighting!!!!! Jack was seen going through Gate 10 at Terminal 4 at Heatrow to the 11.10 Flight to Dulles Washington DC clasped to the cleavage of a Large, loud, well-upholstered American lady with a prounounced Southern drawl, who kept referring to him as "Poochie-woochie".... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 14 Oct 05 - 04:16 PM Ggguuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 15 Oct 05 - 01:38 PM Dat is a load of poopies. I is been to the woods again. I has put more pickies in. I is a leg doggie, not a boobie doggie. Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: lady penelope Date: 15 Oct 05 - 05:25 PM Well, Twoflower turned up on the doorstep this morning, looking very much the worse for ware. He refused to tell us what happened and meerly muttered a half hearted curse against Customs & Excise Officers. He then hid in the garden hut and refused to come out, saying it wasn't safe. This makes me wonder if Jack has got 'associates'....... maybe he's forcing Taff to do his dirty work, whilst he's out of the country........ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 15 Oct 05 - 06:59 PM As a representative of Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs, I feel honour bound to come and inspect the said property in the near future. And if those tomato plants still haven't had any tomatoes, I shall get suspicious! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: lady penelope Date: 16 Oct 05 - 10:15 AM Liz, you're more than welcome to pop round any time. But we've eaten most of the tomatoes and only have a few green ones left ripening in a bowl on the window sill........ TTFN Lady P. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: momnopp Date: 17 Oct 05 - 01:33 AM ***NEWSFLASH**** Jack was spied today in Darlington, Maryland wearing a feather face mask and Mardi Gras beads. I'm given to understand his armpits are dangerous - or maybe that was that he's armed and dangerous, I'm not sure which they said... Peace, JudyO/momnopp |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: wysiwyg Date: 17 Oct 05 - 05:17 PM I do believe Jack has been living an "alternate lifestyle" to judge by the earrings. But he certainly seemed to be popular! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: wysiwyg Date: 17 Oct 05 - 05:17 PM oops! the above post was MMario @ wysiwyg's. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 17 Oct 05 - 06:02 PM oh dear heaven, I'm not sure if the news gets better or worse..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Oct 05 - 06:10 PM Earrings are fine, it's when he appears with matching nipple rings and a Prince Albert you have to worry! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 17 Oct 05 - 06:10 PM Ooh,, and 100!!!! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 17 Oct 05 - 10:31 PM I is in New Joisy, the Garden State has a disappointing number of trees to water! I is nursing the hangover wot UPS delivered this mornin' I 'ad a wunnerful time with 2 young wimmen, Holly and Maddie that plied me with liquour and petted me and hugged me but didn't call me George! I'ad a very interestin conversation with a Gorilla that had been abandoned on her weddin' night with her twins. Ewetopia the Sheep looking very fetching in her kilt and crown who was toping any alcoholic bottle's availiable....and some people think that folk music is boring. This weekend I woz mostly drinkin' everything....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Oct 05 - 03:50 AM Jack... did you stick Heartfrog into your rucksack whilst under the influence? Seems he is now missing, presumed drunk. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Oct 05 - 05:59 PM Did he make it to the Getaway? Any pictures yet?? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 18 Oct 05 - 09:51 PM Never fear, I made it to the Getaway and 'ad a wunnerful time. Many pics have been taken and they will be posted soon when I've catched up on some sleep! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Oct 05 - 02:45 AM Are you going to post them in your Flickr site or on here? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:28 AM There are pix of Jack, Face down among the empty beer bottles, part full bottle in mouth,at about 3 am in the dining hall!!! and there is at least one of him singingalong, and I heard he pestered a lot of "well known" Catters and FSGW folks to pose for pix too |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:33 AM I think Sorcha is right though - if people would just learn to speak proper 'dog' to Jack - so many try to address him in 'cat'. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:46 AM Jack has a new friend who is in law enforcement. Henry will be busy keeping Jack's name out of the local papers' police blotters, as keeping him on the straight and narrow is out of the question. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:50 AM Have you seenwhat he did to Mrs Duck? Pics on '2005 Getaway Reflections Here...' |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:03 PM okay, now the Getaway *sniff* is over......if someone could summarise the worst?What do we owe and to whom? How many States is he wanted in, how many paternity suits will be heading this way and when are we likely to see the nasty, flea-ridden little psychopath.....I mean, the dear little chap again? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Janie Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:11 PM Wish I had been warned he was a drag queen....I'd a brought some finery to contribute! Janie |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:13 PM And what has he done with Heartfrog? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:12 PM sold him into slavery, I 'spect......although, sorry Jacqui, anything that sings Achy Breaky Heart deserves a damn sight worse than that. At least our Jack is silent......well, until that 3rd beer or someone starts singing Eskimo Nell ( that's his favourite). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:14 PM Morty....the news could be bad...SO Far, we went through 6 states and there are Wanted posters up with his picture on in all of them! I did bring some bail money with me but I under estimated the little sh1t, er pooch and it seems I am going to have to cut down on the amount of retail therapy I need to do so I have enough money to bail him out of the county jail. I think pixie and yourself owe me many pints and possibley some therapy to get over this trip with him because he may end up in the care of Homeland Security...or FBI...or CIA or whatever.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:17 PM Paternity suits....THAT explains the poor dog that hung around the dining hall. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:55 PM Oh dear.... so where is he now? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:04 PM Jack is snuggled up with SINSULL's cat Alice!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:24 PM That would be the one I've heard referred to as 'Alice the Slut'? Hope Jack's shots are up to date! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:32 PM That would be the one MMario! Im not sure if we will be able to get Jack back into the UK! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: MMario Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:45 PM The crate marked 'Quarentine Immediately' may be the best bet. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:48 PM I agree although we may have to drug him first to get him in the crate!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:51 PM I want to see what happens when he meets one of Sinsull's other cats - Ed. This is the king-pin of the household, or so he thinks, and he doesn't take kindly to interlopers, so if you read reports of a major domestic disturbance in the South Portland area you know what's happening. That dog could be the cause of a real break in UK/USA relations. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Henry Date: 19 Oct 05 - 07:39 PM Henry here. Jack got busted on a Drunk and Disorderly at one of the local bars, but I managed to intervene before they booked him or took a mugshot. CatsPHiddle will not have to curb her retail thereapy as much as she originally feared. She owes ranger1 a pint at the local now, though. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:18 PM Well. the Debts mount and the little |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 20 Oct 05 - 04:56 AM How lovely to hear that he's made so many new friends...... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: lady penelope Date: 20 Oct 05 - 03:58 PM Twoflower is still convinced that there's more than one of him and still refuses to come out of the shed......... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 20 Oct 05 - 10:43 PM Well, he nearly met his doom tonight when Seamus found him and tried to carry him off. For some reason all of his detractors present at the time made valiant attempts to rescue him so any further misbeaviour is on their heads. Seamus would have been delighted to have brought him home and kept him as a toyboy - I've had my doubts about that dog for a while now! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 21 Oct 05 - 06:46 PM The crew has now taken off for the Press Room session today and Jack has gone with them. I did warn them to try and keep him away from the local 'ladies' at the sleazier end of the bar. Some of those bitches would do anything to snag the likes of Jack. I'm thinking in particular of Jolene, who will chase anything in trousers, or without, she really isn't fussy! I'm not sure that poor Jack would know what he was letting himself in for....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 21 Oct 05 - 06:55 PM Poor Jack, my tired backside.....he will know exactly what he is doing and, if it's Jolene, I hope she gets an address.....an accurate one, I mean. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 21 Oct 05 - 06:58 PM We shall see.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 21 Oct 05 - 10:22 PM I is back from the Press Room an' I 'av met the gorgeous Jolene an' I is bringing 'er back to be me bride. Now where's me cigarettes??.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Dani Date: 21 Oct 05 - 11:28 PM You know, of course, the story of the bear who sat at the bar and barked for a beer? The bartender said, "We don't serve beer to bears." The bear pounded on the bar and DEMANDED to be served. The bartender said, "We DON'T serve beer to bears at this BAR!" The bear roared his disapproval, and to frighten the bartender into submission, reached over to a woman sitting at the end of the bar, ripped her to pieces and ate her ALL UP. The bartender said, "We DON'T serve beer to bears on DRUGS." That slowed the bear down. "WHAT?!" "That was a bar-bitch-you-ate." Dani |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 22 Oct 05 - 07:53 AM I KNEW it! I knew that Jolene would snag him! That bitch is a walking black hole for unsuspecting males. She's been wanting to goet out of town for a long long time and I know she got her rabies shots when she knew Jack was going to be in the Press Room. Believe me, this is one conniving piece of work! I think that Jack should have been left chez Morse last night - he got on so well with Seamus the night before and he would have been free of encumbrances today. Now we'll have to put up with Jolene's antics at the song circle tonight. (Thinks - maybe we can get Seamus to carry her off before it really is too late. He's immune to her charms - if a llama can't reel him in there's no chance for Jolene.) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Oct 05 - 10:14 AM OOh.. are there any pictures of this Jolene?? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 22 Oct 05 - 01:27 PM I think some photos were taken - we'll try and get them on line ASAP. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Dog gone heartbroken Date: 22 Oct 05 - 02:09 PM I'm a looking for you Jack................ http://store1.yimg.com/I/brandsonsale-store_1866_7111300 I'm only a poor pooch could someone do a blue clicky thing for me please |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 22 Oct 05 - 02:13 PM Sorry DGH - that damned Jolene has her paws well stuck into the lad - looks like he might have met his match here. And once these trailer park girls get themselves a male they tend to make sure he don't stray! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: My guru always said Date: 22 Oct 05 - 04:20 PM Here you go..... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Dog gone Heartbroken Date: 22 Oct 05 - 07:01 PM ma pa's a-lookin' for yer too Jack........ http://www.thinktanktoys.com/image.php?imagefile=images/vendors/rubies/50435-large.jpg hey Hils can you help a cast off canine out again with that blue clicky stuff? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Oct 05 - 02:58 AM Lookin' for the bitch that shot ma paw...... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: My guru always said Date: 23 Oct 05 - 05:28 AM Glad to oblige! In penance for Jack failing to appear in his role as First Prize in the Banbury MudRaffle, could a kind Catter from across the pond please ensure that he fails to return to the UK? Please? Just for a while? Even if he does return to his native home, I expect he won't manage to appear at the Bedworth MudGather. 'Spect he's too scared of the Inflatable MadCat!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 23 Oct 05 - 09:00 AM Seamus did try to retian him here but the UK contingent put a stop to that. Jolene is all fired anxious to make it back across the pond - she reckons there's a better life over there, no dog catchers and free medical treatment from the RSPCA, so I think that there's very little chance that the boy will be able to stay over here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Col K Date: 24 Oct 05 - 02:51 PM Jack and his new ladyfriend (trailor trash ) Jolene left here last night to travel with friends to New Hampshire. This place sure seems quiet without them performing all over the place. They never stopped during the song circle, eventually Sinsull had to throw a bucket of water over them so that she could get some sleep. Life here is so peaceful now. Col |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 24 Oct 05 - 03:05 PM Are you seriously telling me that we not only have Jack to put up with, we now have his trailer trash girlpup as well?????? I comfort myself with the thoughts that a)they may not find their way back to the airport and b) they will end up at Pixie's anyway ( she's offline at the moment in case anyone is wondering why the concerned 'parent' hasn't had much to say)........well, that and the fact that she is ignoring the whole thing and hoping he will go away. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 24 Oct 05 - 03:58 PM HAHAHAHAHAAA Some chance she has that he'll stay away! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 24 Oct 05 - 04:04 PM What everyone is refraining from mentioning is that Jolene has pups from two previous liasons in tow. Jack has more than met his match. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 24 Oct 05 - 04:48 PM oh dear heaven, grand puppies?????? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 24 Oct 05 - 04:56 PM WEll I wouldn't call 'em grand. Nobody knows who the fathers were but we hear that she was seduced both times with Duelling Banjoes... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 24 Oct 05 - 05:01 PM Morty, Jolene's puppies would be your Great Granpuppies!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Big Mick Date: 24 Oct 05 - 05:52 PM I want you to know that I was out of town, my blood type is different, I never met the woman, and that I am faithful to the end to KOKO and the kids. Mick(coming dear!!!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 24 Oct 05 - 09:19 PM Mick sweetie We know that you weren't involved here. Jolene was a resident of Maine and, since you have not set foot in theis area in a long time, we can rule you out. I think the fathers had redder necks than you anyway. (And they were more into Bluegrass). |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 24 Oct 05 - 09:22 PM Aren't you supposed to be packing that computer? G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 25 Oct 05 - 07:49 AM Not until tonight Giok. The addiction is too strong (and sharing a computer with Kendall is NOT something that anyone wants to do!) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 25 Oct 05 - 10:12 AM The "Happy couple" are flaked out allover there New Hampshire Lovenest in a state of exhaustion, letting the puppies forage for themselves among the debris of last nights oyster ,lobster and Champagne supper, I THINK they are recuperating they may be just passed out |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 25 Oct 05 - 11:24 AM I am not, repeat not, taking those puppies into care......I want that clearly understood by all parties. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:26 PM Will the puppies be allowed to leave the country? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: lady penelope Date: 25 Oct 05 - 12:27 PM Some social worker you are Morty! 'Tis your duty clear and true! Are you going to let a little thing like species get in the way of your true calling? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 25 Oct 05 - 08:04 PM Not only has Jack managed to pick up Jolene, but he also broke up the marriage of a pair of possums and drove a couple of lemmings to suicide. He HAS been a busy boy! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 26 Oct 05 - 04:52 PM 'Ah, he's just zis guy, you know?!' He's left a trail of destruction and doggiedoos across one side of the Atlantic,... any chance we can prevent him getting back to this? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 26 Oct 05 - 07:20 PM Nope. We've had enough. Your turn again. Unless we can "accidentally" send him to Australia? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: SINSULL Date: 26 Oct 05 - 07:38 PM I just found a dead bird in my shoe. Freddie says "Jack (or did he say Jacqui?) made me do it. Enough! Everybody to their own homes, countries, RVs, whatever. And someone get some Lysol for my shoes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 27 Oct 05 - 08:07 AM I can only apologise (and cringe in shame and horror). I'm a little out of touch at present as I have no internet access at home. Imagine finding all of this out in one hit! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 27 Oct 05 - 08:54 AM Wait until you get Jack and his new family home Pixie....and YES you WILL have them back, after this holiday there is no way they are staying with us any longer!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 27 Oct 05 - 09:03 AM We were going to invite you and Micca over for a weekend, but only when I know THAT puppy has been dropped off at Pixie's....he's not coming here. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 27 Oct 05 - 07:00 PM Perhaps his Auntie Liz might like him? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Oct 05 - 03:25 AM I am still trying to track down the smell from the last time he visited... and one of the cats still trembles when he hears the name.... Still, he might be happy in Limpit's room.. that looks like one of the seven circles of Hell right now.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 28 Oct 05 - 04:16 AM I've go impressionable young kittens at home! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 28 Oct 05 - 11:19 AM What do you think SINSULL's kitties were like before Jack showed up? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Oct 05 - 04:55 PM Unless you've had more, one of your kitties is the same age as mine, being as they're brothers! Raven is no longer a cute kitten... cute he still is but kitten no more! My other two are elderly and easily scared now.... they're too old and set in their ways to be dealing with that pup. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Col K Date: 28 Oct 05 - 10:49 PM Have the family from hell arrived in Washington D C yet? Have passports been sorted out for Jacks new partner and her offspring? I hope so, we cannot part them now they are so happy together. When will they be starting their own family, I am sure that Jack will make a very good father, both to his stepkids and to any that they have together. Some of the messages on here seem to cast doubts about Jack, I am sure that with these new responsibilities we will see a reformed character, with much less debouchery than in previous times. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 29 Oct 05 - 04:27 AM Ever heard that thing about leopards and spots? I had a communication from South Asia this week... seems someone else is coming to stay. Says her name is 'Pin Kee Wan, Bubbles to her friends'...... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 30 Oct 05 - 12:51 PM So, is the little homewrecker back safely in the UK, or did he get held by Immigration or Customs or the bomb squad (or all of the above)? Has Jolene been knocked up yet? Inquiring minds want to know. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 30 Oct 05 - 01:08 PM Jack, Jolene, Jacklene and Joe have arrived back here in London....they kind of behaved on the plane... I here rumours that they aren't staying here in London for long and that they intend to head to Brussels on a 'honeymoon'. I don't think the Belgians are prepared for their arrival yet!!! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 30 Oct 05 - 05:29 PM Have Mooh and Lady McMooh been warned? G.. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 30 Oct 05 - 06:10 PM CatsPHiddle - there is a strange smell in my car. It wasn't there on the way TO the airport..... neither is it the sort of smell I associate with humans... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 30 Oct 05 - 06:43 PM I is not home yet. I has put sum more pickies in. I had fun at the cabin but that missus duck wouldnt let me near her leg again. Anyway, it made Jolene go funny and she wouldnt let me sniff her bum. I is going to find some more treeses, them uvers went red wen I widdled on dem. Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,me again Date: 30 Oct 05 - 06:46 PM I is making anuver link for der pickeis here are sum more Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 31 Oct 05 - 08:33 AM He may be an irresponsible little bugger, but he can take a decent photo..... Does the above mentioned 'Pin Kee Wan' know about Jolene, Jacklene and Joe and vice versa?! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 31 Oct 05 - 08:48 AM Glad you're enjoying your travels Jack. Evrything is fine at home so no need to rush back. I expect there's lots of people who'd be delighted to have a visit from you |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 31 Oct 05 - 04:03 PM I is in another one of dem caffy things and dey let me put more pickies in. Dey is of der geterway where my frends Mikker and kats were. I meeted dem dere and dey is looking after der puppies while Jolene and me are on our hunnymoon. Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Mrs.Duck Date: 31 Oct 05 - 06:58 PM Why am I getting mail from stray dogs wishing to folow in Uncle jacks pawprints? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 31 Oct 05 - 07:45 PM Hit the road Jack, and don't you come back no more no more. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 31 Oct 05 - 07:59 PM that jolene doesn't look any better than she ought to be |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 31 Oct 05 - 08:39 PM She isn't. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Pin Kee Wan Date: 01 Nov 05 - 04:11 AM I found you darling Honeybunny. I come to England, make you good wife, we do thing with ping pong ball again. I make you lots of puppies and good home. Pin Kee |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Nov 05 - 04:34 AM OOOh! Looks like the cats among the pigeons there! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 01 Nov 05 - 07:41 AM Menage a trois or an all out cat fight! Keep us posted.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 01 Nov 05 - 03:14 PM Cat fight? He's doing interspecies as well? Surely that would make it a menagerie a trois! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 01 Nov 05 - 06:01 PM With Jack nothing's impossible. I've never met anyone less fussy. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 01 Nov 05 - 06:16 PM Liz, he's already been at it with an opossum. A cat at this point would it be mundane. I want to know how the flying squirrels in Bat Goddess's house fared after Jack was there... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 02 Nov 05 - 05:59 PM Opossums? The dog has no taste! LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: ranger1 Date: 02 Nov 05 - 06:17 PM Ok, Liz, what's wrong with possums? They're actually pretty cool. They are the only North American marsupial, have more teeth (44) than any other North American mammal, and have a prehensile tail. I think that poor possum had no taste getting involved with Jack! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Nov 05 - 07:14 PM Skunk seems more appropriate for Jack the Lad. Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 02 Nov 05 - 11:04 PM Or a Woodpussy [ask Snoozy Max D Seigal!!] Giok |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 03 Nov 05 - 12:44 AM I've smelt that dog.... a skunk would be a welcome relief! LTS (who really does like possums...) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Col K Date: 03 Nov 05 - 06:36 PM Nobody seems to have welcomed our Jack and his new bride back to the UK yet.Can I be the first (and possibly only) person to do so. May you continue to entertain us with your journeys and escapades for many years to come. WELCOME HOME |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Nov 05 - 02:48 AM Col - it's not yet clear that they ARE home.. there was mention of only a fleeting stay in London and then a trip to Belguim. Seems he either wants to take his Jolene on a honeymoon, or take on the Mannequin Pis in a competition... Either that or he's trying to dodge Pin Kee Wan who seems set on finding him.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:06 PM I got a postcard........no stamp, badly spelled, covered in beer stains, not signed and with an unmistakable aroma of curry and winalot....couldn't make out the postmark. It said Send munny and my blue tablits.....and don't read the popliar press for a while. I'd say that it's either Jack or Micca.....not sure which. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:23 PM Not me Morty deah, as you know my spelling is |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Tinker Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:26 PM Oh dear it appears Jack has left some rather poor behavior traits behind with Seamus.... Seamus and the Family Jewels |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 04 Nov 05 - 05:45 PM And you didn't even claim 200!!! Shame on you. LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 04 Nov 05 - 07:50 PM It only raises you in my estimation Tinker that you didn't succumb to such childish behaviour. Mind you calling your dog Bubba is in questionable taste!! Giok ;~) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Tinker Date: 05 Nov 05 - 07:14 AM Ah Giok next trip over you'll have to meet my one hundred pound, six foot plus when stretched, indeterminate- breed, monster-footed scaredy cat of a dog. Then you'll understand. The name fits him perfectly. Now when we're angry it occaisionally expands to Bundesbank, but that's another story. tinker By the way he only seems to answer to female alphas. Ask Khatt. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 06 Nov 05 - 06:59 AM Ah, perhaps that explains why Khatt is presently barking like a dog and her nose is wet and cold.... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Catherine Jayne Date: 06 Nov 05 - 08:22 AM Indeed that could have something to do with it Liz. Well Jack, Jolene, Jacklene and Joe have left the Patterson abode (thank all the deities!) an have once more set off on their travels...where I have no idea...no doubt we should hear from them at some point. That puppy has a habbit of coming back! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 20 Nov 05 - 04:33 PM I am sorry to report that he has indeed come back. Manitas, Limpit and I have just returned from a quick trip to the European continent, for a birthday party. We had a walk around Calais this afternoon, and to our horror, were recognised by the puppy, just near the lighthouse. It seems he and Jolene ran out of money whilst on a bender in the Cafe du Paris and he was trying his hand at busking to try and raise the Euros. Needless to say he was failing miserably and Jolene was having similar luck selling "favours" on the Rue Royale.... We took pity on them and smuggled them back over the channel, disguised as a pair of novelty slippers and they are presently in our spare room "recovering" as Jack put it. They will be returned to the appropriate domicile (I'm not telling which one, in case you try and move house) just as soon as they've been reunited with the puppies, which I understand were hired out to a Central London toy store, with the instructions to 'look cute and do back flips' in exchange for food. I daresay that he'll post some more pictures when he can... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Travelling Jack Date: 21 Nov 05 - 03:45 AM I is worn out. I is been round der werld and I is found a wimmin wot will love me forever, my darlin Joleen. She says that Pin Kee Wan ain't got no chance against her, she ever shows up at my hows, Joleen will rip her ears off and piss down the soggy bits. She got class has my Joleen. I is putting sum more pichers in, whilst that Skweek is at werk. She let us sleep with a kittycat and stopped it from merlestin us. That big black and white one has got stinky bad fishbreth. She made us go outside to piddle tho. It was bluddy cold. We found a warmer corner somewhere inside. They'll find it in a day or to. We is going to get der puppies back dis week. We hopes they made lots of muny kus we is skint. Dem funny speeking buggers in Kalay dont preshiate good musik. Dun Travelling Jack and Jolene |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,me again Date: 21 Nov 05 - 04:28 AM I is put some more pikkies in. Dey has got Joleen in dem, on our hunnymoon. We went to sum bars and on a bikeride and looked at der view from der top of a hill. Jack |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: pixieofdoom Date: 21 Nov 05 - 09:19 AM Well they seem very happy with you Liz......shame to move them on really |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: John MacKenzie Date: 21 Nov 05 - 09:51 AM I do hope they are not even condidering a trip to Scotland, we have our own monster thanks. G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: jacqui.c Date: 21 Nov 05 - 12:29 PM Just make sure you keep them that side of the Pond. I don't think that the USA will recover from Jack for a long time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 21 Nov 05 - 06:36 PM No, they're not happy at all, they hate it here with the cats and the litter tray... why, only this evening we found a suspicious pile of something on the bathmat..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Micca Date: 21 Nov 05 - 07:01 PM So THATS where the little |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Phot Date: 22 Nov 05 - 08:06 AM He's coming back?! We've only just got the house tidy after he left! You should have seen the bottle bank at Tesco's, it took three trips in the Discovery to get rid of all the empties, and who's this floozy he's hitched up with? Time for a phone call to the vet I think! Wassail!! Chris |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Nov 05 - 07:18 PM Judging by the noise they were making last night, it's too late for the vets..... LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Roger the Skiffler Date: 23 Nov 05 - 09:52 AM Love this thread! RtS (arf arf) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Nov 05 - 12:37 PM but we may need a vets services in about 8-9 weeks..... did no one ever take these animals to a family planning clinic or at least get a bucket of water over them? LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Morticia Date: 23 Nov 05 - 12:40 PM don't look at me, I haven't seen the little hell hound for months....... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: GUEST,Jackson Date: 26 Nov 05 - 03:42 PM aRE my mUmmy aNd dAddy there?pLease say yeS! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling From: Liz the Squeak Date: 27 Nov 05 - 06:29 AM What does your daddy look like Jackson? (I'm sure your mummy would like to know.....) Jolenes' puppies are Joe and Jacklene, and they're both here with me now, having done their final stint in Hamleys demonstrating backflips yesterday. I regret to say that they did not leave with the best of references, and much of their wages has been kept back to pay for the doctors bills and the repairs. LTS |
