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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: DonMeixner Date: 29 Dec 99 - 06:44 PM Dear Dale, All right, at the risk of starting a flame war and losing friends, I'll be blunt as this is an area of conversation that I am most adamant about. Does the word condom offend you along with matters sexual in nature. If that is the case why did you reply at all to such a tasteless thread? Do you view the countless other threads that have degenerated into double entendre and innuendo as equally as tasteless? If so I haven't seen your replies to them. I don't reply to every thread I read because they may hold no interest beyond the first paragraph, they may be of a subject i know nothing about, or they may be of a topic that I don't approve of. Then I treat the thread like the TV, a movie, or a book I don't like. I turn it off, I leave the theatre, or I close the book. My reply to this thread was a true incident from 20 years ago, it was real and it was funny. And it was also evidence of the human condition out there that some of us are ashamed or embarassed to admit exists. If you didn't like it I'm sorry, but I won't stop commenting because I'm afraid something I say may be taken baddly by a very few of very many. Watch for my replies to threads and read them or don't. But if you don't because you disapproved of one reply, think of the others of which we may be inaccord that you will have missed. Regards Donald R. Meixner
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Little Neophyte Date: 29 Dec 99 - 06:31 PM How do you feel about using a condom? I have been under the impression that men are willing to use condoms, but at the same time they feel it is somewhat disappointing or less satisfing for them. I know that spontaneity suffers, but I would like to know how others feel about this. BB
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Peter T. Date: 29 Dec 99 - 05:46 PM Raises the question: How do you prevent condom threads? yours, Peter T. (a distorted rube) |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Dale Rose Date: 29 Dec 99 - 05:30 PM That this was brought up again and responded to really makes me upset. By now it should have been obvious to all that Art's original posting of the forerunner of this thread was to parody some of the somewhat vacuous threads we were having at the time ~~ what's your favorite _______ , what ________ do you prefer, etc? Trouble was, too many accepted it as serious.
Art has publicly stated several times (in so many words) that he regrets having done so.
There can be no value to continuing it now except to be hurtful. By now we ought to know better.
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: DonMeixner Date: 29 Dec 99 - 03:55 PM This is goona get real odd. Once in the Boatyard days we would need to center a prop shaft for purposes of aligning the diesel engine and shaft tubes before welding the tubes to the ribs. The rubes would always distort so we came up with the idea of holding the shafts in place with a rigid but sacrifical substance and there by keep the shafts and tubes aligned before incerting the bearings into the shaft way. We chose Plaster of Paris because it would set quickly and we decided we could hold it inplace with balloons because they would allow the plaster to flow around the shafts before the plaster set up. Unfortunatly the openning was too small to pir the plaster in so some body suggested we get some rubbers. Remember this was 20 years ago and no one called them condoms then. I was sent to the drug store to buy them. They were kept behind the counter then and I had to ask this very cute and very 17 yearold highschool girl for a 12 pack of Trojans. She very non chalantly said " Ribbed or regular?" and with out thinking I replied, " I don't know which do you prefer?". She looked at me hard for a moment and then handed me the ribbed ones. Don |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Dave (the ancient mariner) Date: 29 Dec 99 - 03:49 PM "Good Year steel cored radials" Aye and a close peg on me nose and cotton battens in my ears; cause I cannot stand the smell of burning rubber, and a woman screaming. Aye, mates........ |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: wildlone Date: 29 Dec 99 - 03:37 PM One of my Mothers stories coming up: My mother was a nurse in the last war working in the camp medical room not a hospital,usually condoms were issued by a male nurse to soldiers who had leave or three day passes but he was ill one weekend so one of the older female nurses said she would do it. Now there were two boxes both the same size both filled with little brown paper envelopes one was prophylactives#1 troops for the use of,the other, finger stalls you can just imagine the reaction after that weekend. Kat, calm down, come on get off the floor you can hurt yourself laugthing like that. |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Peter T. Date: 29 Dec 99 - 03:23 PM Well, let us only hope that January 2000 will bring us some classier threads..... yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: bbelle Date: 29 Dec 99 - 03:14 PM Playtex elbow length with the nubby grip. |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: annamill Date: 29 Dec 99 - 12:24 PM Ummm..Art, what were you saying now? Love, annap |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: katlaughing Date: 20 Jun 99 - 04:15 PM Okay, Big RiB, I read your bold faced message on the Condom I thread, so here I am, refreshing this one. My son sent this to us yesterday. Such a wonderful man; such great use of the email system! Somehow, it seems appropriate to post it here. Since this thread already has such a reputation, I will not post a warning about the unseemly sexual nature of the following, which may not be suitable nor understood by those of tender years, or ummmm, ears!?
The Top 12 Things Uttered by Yoda While Making Love kat-L
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Roger in Baltimore Date: 27 Jan 99 - 06:12 AM Back to the top. Roger in Baltimore |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Art Thieme Date: 27 Jan 99 - 12:21 AM 6 |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: dick greenhaus Date: 27 Jan 99 - 12:03 AM Art- Threads are like folksongs--they're easy to start and some of them are hard to kill. |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: gargoyle Date: 27 Jan 99 - 12:03 AM Nope, it don't give you away as living up to your "Pater" but more likely "Mater." However, the notion of you having a PAP smear gives question to whether you: 1. Are a female 2. Have had a double take photos for you 3. Take massive hormone shots 4. Are a woefully ignorant bachalor 5. Have serious communication problems with your wife 6. Are making a pun on "Pappy" |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Date: 26 Jan 99 - 09:12 PM BANG! BANG! BOOM! BOOM! POW! Zap! SHEESHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh DEAD! |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Art Thieme Date: 26 Jan 99 - 08:48 PM Whew, It finally happened. Looks like I'm no longer the father of the thread. Feels great to be out from under all that responsibility. But if I had a PAP test (to see who the father is) would my DNA give me away as failing to live up to my parental duties? Alas, I've now redeemed myself by putting in a semblance of a visit to my son. Onward... Art |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Liam's Brother Date: 26 Jan 99 - 03:24 PM On 20JAN at 10:10AM, Art (who started this) Thieme wrote that I was in West London banging a machine. I have only this to say... Art, it wasn't a machine. That's why I needed the condom!
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Peter T. Date: 26 Jan 99 - 02:03 PM "(howl of wolf in the Rumanian distance) Listen to them, my children of the night...what music they make! ... the spider, spinning his veb for the unvary fly...the blood is the life, Mr. Renfield!" (Bela Lugosi, Dracula, 1932) Yours, Peter T. |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: KingBrilliant Date: 26 Jan 99 - 09:42 AM But I would miss it terribly.... |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: catspaw49 Date: 26 Jan 99 - 08:53 AM Oh just great...had to throw in that post didn't you KB?? This thing was about to go off the one day and decrease it's chances of survival ... but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !! You had to post didn't you? Okay... OPEN THE DRAPES...Can I get some help here? Let's roll this coffin over by the window...C'MON...BEAR A HAND OVER HERE!!! Yeah, that's it...HEY!!! ... WE NEED SOME MORE STAKES OVER HERE...AND A MALLET...MAKE SURE THOSE ARE SHARP...now where are the,uh,,they were, no,maybe here...HEY ALRIGHT....YOU...YEAH..YOU...in the funny lookin' turtleneck....commeer...Pass Out These Crosses To Everyone..Got it??....I'M STILL WAITING ON THOSE STAKES!!!!!!!!!And YOU..YOU IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN....YES YOU...STAY AWAY FROM THAT KEYBOARD!!! catspaw |
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Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: KingBrilliant Date: 26 Jan 99 - 08:29 AM It will not die!!!!! |
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Subject: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II From: Peter T. Date: 25 Jan 99 - 04:09 PM Not that I wish to detumesce the original thread, but some of us can no longer read it on our browsers (after about 150 they pack in, it seems). Can you shift over here? Yours, Peter T. (Previous Thread) |
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