What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 11:48 PM

As Sam Kinnison said "If you dont trust her, why are you F-----g her?"

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 06 Oct 00 - 11:48 PM

Uncle Jaque: Ditto. DougR

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Art Thieme
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 12:05 AM

You guys, (gals too)

You are making me positively honored that I started this going so long ago. I'm actually becoming (as it were) proud. I have not laughed this hard in a very long time.

Dale Rose, I love ya---but don't let it get to you. It's now bigger than any of us. (And that's without Viagara.) And it really is funny, after all. This is like Dr. Strangelove. "How I learned to stop worrying and love the c----m threads.

The motto of Kicking Mule Records and ED Denson (for whom I made 2 LPs in the 1970s) was:

It's easy to be easy when you're easy !!

Art Thieme

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 01:26 AM

I like the duct tape idea. That way, it can also serve as a bikini wax when you go your separate ways ... Yeeeee-youchhhhh!!!

ww

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 01:55 AM

On behalf of all the Mudcat men like Uncle Jaque and me, I want to thank you for starting this thread. Otherwise, the fair women Mucatters would never know that we (Uncle jaque and me at least) are "safe."

I think you should consider it a public service, and deserving of a Snog of some sort.

DougR

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 02:11 AM

Well, it'd be the most belated snog we ever gave! Personally I am glad to see we can once again laugh at this sucker........and for those of you who are enjoying it, you need to go back and read PART ONE. Its a riot.........perhaps you too can learn from Father Joebro what a "dental dam" is.

Spaw

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Naemanson
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 02:19 AM

Hey, Doug and Uncle Jaque, count me in on the safe side. Fathered two and then, snip, snip, went the doctor.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Naemanson
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 02:20 AM

And BTW, before the snip I used 'em but never liked 'em.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 03:36 AM

Me too, Naemanson, and that had a lot to do with the decision to get "snipped."

DougR

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 06:34 AM

WyoWoman,

I like your friends.

Carol

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: bbelle
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:29 AM

WW ... You are deserved of a big smoogie, for giving me my morning chuckle! I set on a high pedestal those who can make me laugh in the morning!!! BTW, I think the proper term would be "snatched bald."

moonjen

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 04:42 PM

All I can say is, what a great idea for a thread! :-D

Hmmm...well, you can always use 'em to make water balloons, of course.

I have a friend in Barrie, David, who is very popular with the local girls...handsome devil, he is, with a great sense of humour. I got him a birthday present a while back, a package of finger kots. They look exactly like condoms, except that they are about 1/3 the size, or maybe 1/4 even. I said, "I got you these in case you need protection." He looked at me with a totally straight face and replied, "Those ones are a little too large for me...I take the extra small." Like I said, great sense of humour.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 05:25 PM

You know, it is unbelievable, since December 29th, 1999, not one person has answered the question I posted on this thread. Like it is such a difficult question to answer or something.
Well.......does spontaneity really suffer? Come on guys, I can handle the truth.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 05:46 PM

Okay BonAmi.....

I think they were originally sold for the prevention of love. There's no smooth way to work in putting one on. Not to mention that they make your pecker look ridiculous. But considering all those Andromeda Strain things that you can get on your willy in today's world......I'm glad I'm married.

BTW, I think this came up on PART ONE....Check it out.

Spaw

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 06:04 PM

Hi Little Neo - Yes, they DO interfere with spontaneity to some extent. Sometimes more, sometimes less. They also interfere with feeling to some extent. Not a major problem, I wouldn't say, but to some extent.

They are one of the best methods of protection, I'd say. I shudder to think of any woman I care for being on the pill, for example, or doing anything that messes around with her hormonal changes artificially, so I think condoms are not a bad solution.

A favourite brand, though? Who knows? I've got no strong opinion on that.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 06:39 PM

The simple solution is to find someone you can trust, and, make sure she is past menopause. As a friend of mine used to say about older women, "They dont swell, they dont tell, and, they are grateful as hell."

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: bbelle
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:14 PM

Bonnie ... from a woman's point of view, yes, using condoms does affect spontaneity, in the same way that stopping to insert a diaphragm does.

kendall ... grateful for what? Get real.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:33 PM

Ah, the thread we love to hate...
I forget, Spaw - what's a dental dam?
-Joe-

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:46 PM

Thanks for the thoughts guys,
Oh well, what can you do. Things could be worse.
I'll go study the first thread.

Bonnie

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: bbelle
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:47 PM

Yep. We could be having to find the key to the chastity belt.

moonjen

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:50 PM

A dental dam is a diaphragm of rubber that is used to prevent mercury amalgam material and other toxic substances from being swallowed while your teeth are being worked on by a dentist. The dentist punctures a very small hole in the dam and pulls it over the specific tooth that is being worked on, which then sticks through the dam, visible to the dentist, while the dam blocks off the rest of your mouth. Nothing can get past the dam and down your throat. Some dentists (a few) are now removing mercury/silver/amalgam fillings from people's teeth and replacing them with less toxic and more natural appearing material. The mercury amalgam has been banned entirely in some European countries because it is very poisonous, giving off mercury vapour in the mouth. I had all my old fillings removed about 5 years ago, and now have a mouthful of totally natural looking teeth, and a big worry off my mind...but it's an expensive process.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 07:59 PM

Hawkster me Bucko......I would suggest you go read PART ONE of this thread. Although I had heard of your Dental Dam, I fear you are uneducated and unenlightened in the context of the present discussion. And don't believe Father Joebro for it was indeed he, the inimitable Mr. Offer, who researched this topic for us when it came up in PART ONE. Believe me, your definition above AIN'T IT!!!

Its a MUST READ....The whole thread plus the info on Dental Dams.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Joe Offer
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 08:03 PM

I really hate myself when I read one of these Catspaw posts and can't stop laughing..

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: bbelle
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 08:13 PM

This is too funny. Little Hawk ... love ya darlin' but you are outmatched by 'spaw.

Say "Goodnight, Gracie" and go back to writing limericks.

moonjen

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 08:14 PM

Thank you, CarolC. You definitely would (like my friends) and Moonjen, you returned the favor, albeit an evening laugh.

Well, I, for one, neither swell nor tell, and I'm also grateful as hell whenever something lovely comes along. I just expect the gratitude to be a two-way street -- being "serviced" is utterly icky, and sometimes it seems that's how men think of it. At least that's how it occurs to women when we hear phrases like "grateful as hell." However, I think if we penetrate this issue a bit (yup, that was I.P. -- intended pun) -- we might see that one of the best things about men's character and emotional makeup -- and a part that usually goes completely unrecognized -- is how much they love pleasing women. Sexually, sure, and in many other ways. Not all of them, by no means, but it IS an important aspect of the male psyche, I believe. But because we have such weird and warped ideas about sexuality and about emotion -- and about men -- this impulse devolves into the "servicing" ickiness.

However, radical that I am and the soul of compassion, I think it's simply generous of me to give my (strictly hypothetical) man the opportunity to express the best of his inner nature ... I look on it as my very own missionary work.

ww

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Art Thieme
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:23 PM

AMEN !

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:36 PM

Hey, it's fun to play the straight man every now and then...specially to Spaw's funny man. If you think I'm gonna read that whole other thread tonight...think again. I've got something better to do.

WyoWoman - Right on! Men adore pleasing women, and become quite stressed out when, for one reason or another, they can't seem to do so (and I ain't just talkin' about sex here). To genuinely please a woman gives me a warm glow all over. It's an absolutely basic impulse, and one of the best things about life.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: bbelle
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:37 PM

And a HIP, HIP, HOORAY for WW!

You take the words right out of my mouth ... and far more cleverly, I might add.

Say it with Hallmark ... DO IT with style!

moonjen

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 09:58 PM

Hey!!! Hellfire now, I'M a sensitive guy..............Now how 'bout we all git nekkid?

Except for Hawk........Hawk I'm gonna' help you out here pard.....DENTAL DAMS....Just a lick away.....uh, click, make that click

Spaw

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 07 Oct 00 - 10:20 PM

moonjen, that was NOT MY quote. It was that of an old fashioned neanderthal whom I know.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 08 Oct 00 - 08:49 PM

Thenkyew, thenkyew one and all. And of course, Catspaw puts it all into instant perspective for us all: I'm sensitive, let's get nekkid. (Should this go in the "Rise Up, Jock" thread?)

ww

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Neophyte
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 08:49 AM

Well, the best music analogy I can come up with when it comes to wearing condoms is.......
Its like having to wear finger picks because your nails have worn down, yet you would rather play your instrument with your bare fingers.

Little Neo

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:40 AM

Well, just so you don't confuse the two. Condomed fingers would result in some real sloppy pickin' and the other just sounds painful.

Spaw

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:49 AM

but intriguing ...

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: catspaw49
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:57 AM

Brings a whole new meaning to being a good picker don't it?

Spaw

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Kim C
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 04:54 PM

I been on the Pill since I been married and even before that. :)

I hear that in Japan, condoms actually come in sizes.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: annamill
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 05:19 PM

WW, that was very well said. That's one of the many reasons I sooo love my Honey. But, I think it should be mutual. I know, as a woman, pleasing is important to me too. And not just sex.

Love, annamill (I'm still writing annap and changing it)

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 05:24 PM

Now you've got me curious, Spaw. I'll check out the dental dam thing (or is it dental damn thing?) tonight. Gotta fly!

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: harpgirl
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 09:48 PM

...on behalf of all menopausal women, KENDALL MORSE!!!! I demand an apology!!!!!

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:03 PM

Sorry you took that personally! It was NOT aimed at you, or anyone else I know. It was just a stupid quote from a neanderthal back home...geez

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Mbo
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:06 PM

Kendall, you must now sing "Cum On Feel The Noize" as penance for your sin! ;-) No lie, in Japan we saw condoms called "Pink Broccoli". The puzzlement increases (no pun intended)

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: harpgirl
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:08 PM

Yes, I agree with Mbo. Sing that song, please and I will be satisfied!*wink*harp

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:11 PM

Spaw: I assume it is safe to assume you would never recommend a product you, yourself, have not tried. Es so?

DougR

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: WyoWoman
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:21 PM

'Spaw, did you say a good pecker? For Heaven's sake, you just seem determined to bring down the level of this discourse. Here we're trying to have a rational discussion about contraception and prophylactics and YOU -- you just have to bring sex into it. Honestly, I ...

Huhhn?

oh. ...

nivver mind

ww

p.s. and yes, Annapmillpmillp, I couldn't agree more ...

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: bbelle
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 10:24 PM

Ok. I will state this once and for all ...

I have never personally used and condom and never will.

I never could get the hang of how I was supposed to put it on.

moonjen

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kendall
Date: 09 Oct 00 - 11:15 PM

a teen age boy went to a drug store to buy condoms. He asked the price, the clerk said "$1.50, plus tax." the kid said "If thats how you keep them on, forget it."

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Oct 00 - 01:18 AM

Okay, Spaw...I checked out the so-called dental dam site. Yuckk!!! I am no longer curious. That is the stupidest thing I've heard of since George Bush tried to pronounce "nuclear"...

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 10 Oct 00 - 07:54 PM

Moonjen: Your partner would in, all likelihood, be delighted to show you how to put one on.

DougR

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: kimmers
Date: 10 Oct 00 - 10:27 PM

Brr... condoms.

I have two condom stories. When I was a resident, I did an elective at some of the high-school-based student health centers run by the county. At one of the schools, I was sitting in the front office, shootin' the shit with the office staff when a sweet-faced boy came in and asked shyly for some condoms. The secretary gave him a bag of them. I was on the verge of making some inane comment when the nurse snickered and told me that he comes in every week for a bag. "We're not sure *what* he actually does with them.

The other isn't so much a story as a confession. I was a very focused adolescent and college student, as well as very devout. So, you guessed it... I was a virgin bride at 25, whereupon I went on the Pill and so never had to deal with the dratted rubber thingies. Until one day a couple of years ago, I was taking a medication that made the Pill less effective, and didn't want to take any chances. The hubby and I were on vacation up in Canada and naturally wanted a little action. I bravely took it upon myself to seek out the necessary equipment, assuring my husband that I was a physician and therefore beyond embarrassment. People, I wandered into three drugstores before I got over my chagrin enough to buy the silly things. It didn't help that this was in Whistler, B.C. which is sort of a spawning ground anyway.

And no, my husband hadn't bought them before either. And no, we didn't like them one bit.

Subject: RE: What brand condoms do Mudcatters prefer II
From: DougR
Date: 11 Oct 00 - 12:01 AM

Kimmers: Before the surgery that made such things unnecessary, I had a terrible time screwing (no pun intended) up the courage to buy the things. I am talking several years ago, when the thingys were not hanging on the wall of every 7-11, Circle K, grocery, and drug store. When you bought them, the person waiting on you had to open a drawer (the loudest sound in the world that drawer opening) or reach under the counter. Imaginary alarms went off the moment that the pharmacist bent down to retreive the merchandise. If a female pharmacist was on duty when I walked in ...forget it!

DougR