BS: How tall is Bin Laden?

Subject: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 06:53 PM

I heard just yesterday that he is over seven feet tall!! Does anyone out there know the answer to this??

If so, has homeland security benn checking out the NBA dressingrooms and/or team benches?

Art

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 06:56 PM

How high is a chinaman?
G

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 06:56 PM

Phys desc here.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 07:48 PM

Peace you can't believe everything thing you find on the net ... I heard from a guy who works part time at the local variety store here in my neighbourhood, and he heard it from a guy he knows at the University of New Brunswick (Canada) who met a guy in Germany, who new a Saudi and he said that Bin Laden is 5'9".

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 08:00 PM

Yeah, but he was standing in an 8" hole.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 08:02 PM

Hmmmm, you might have a point there Peace ... I'll ask that guy that next time I'm at the store.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 08:03 PM

Hey. I have it on good authority that he's drivin' cab in Toronto.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 08:11 PM

Really ..... one of those illegal airport limos I bet.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 08:17 PM

Yeah. He makes late-night threatening phone calls to "Girls Gone Wild" on the 1-900 network.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 08:21 PM

He He .... no one would recognise him ... dressed in a threadbare ill fitting black suit. If ya ask him he probably knows all those 1-900 numbers.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 08:28 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: jaze
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:00 PM

7 feet tall in a white dress and a really bad hat,lugging around a dialysis machine in the friggin desert! Now you tell me why they can't find him.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:01 PM

He's in disguise.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:07 PM

'cause he's in Toronto driving an illegal airport limousine.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 09:09 PM

With or without the pull behind dialysis machine in tow???

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: GUEST,bin Laden
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:18 PM

Yes

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:20 PM

He's taller than Buffy Sainte-Marie.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:22 PM

NOT WHEN HE'S IN DISGUISE!

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:22 PM

It would have to be one hell of a good disguise. LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:31 PM

OK. Answer this: Have you ever seen Bob Dylan AND Osama bin Laden together in the same room at the same time? Huh? HUH????

Gotcha on that one.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:33 PM

Whoa.

I never thought of that.

Heavy, man.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:37 PM

Does Bob also drive an illegal limousine out of Toronto's Pearson airport?

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:42 PM

He doesn't drive one, no...

He was spotted in the Toronto airport a few years back by this reporter, and he simply denied that he was Bob Dylan. It was hilarious, according to witnesses. He kept saying, "Look, man, I'm not him. Everybody says I look like him, but I'm not him. You've got the wrong guy here." "Come on, I know you're him!" "No, I'm not. You've got the wrong guy. I would tell you if I was him, but I'm not, so what do you want from me?" They went on like that for quite some time, with Dylan steadfastly refusing to admit that he was Dylan.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:54 PM

THAT WAS BIN LADEN!

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:55 PM

Hmmmmm.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: number 6
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 10:57 PM

No ... Bin Laden has that cheesy thread worn, ill fittin black suit, no sun glasses and a toothy smile ... Bob wears the white ill fitting suit, sun glasses and he doesn't smile.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Feb 06 - 11:04 PM

Well, not often.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 12:33 AM

The person who told me this actually believed what she said. I told her my theory that, if he was that tall, he must be hiding out in the NBA.

Just know that I really value all of the opinions posted here.

And that's no tall tale!!!

Art

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: michaelr
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 01:28 AM

Anyone seen the movie "The Stunt Man"? It's pretty great.

The Director (Peter O'Toole) is explaining movie magic to his rookie stunt man.

The Director: How tall is King Kong?

The stunt man: ???

The Director: Twelve inches!


It's all done with mirrors.

Cheers,
Michael

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Teribus
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:32 AM

Hi Peace,

In your link there was a section on an analysis of the man. Quite comprehensive except for the fact that he is/has been the Saudi Arabian "Hide-and-Seek" champion for years.

Subject: RE: BS: How tall is Bin Laden?
From: Mr Red
Date: 15 Feb 06 - 07:41 AM

Well the BBC think Bin Laden is 6 foot 6 but they didn't say with or without turban.

and ifn he is a-carryin the dialysis box on his tall shoulders there would be no mistake - "he is the one over there who has bin laden"

I'll get my wrinkled white suite......................