BS: The Reincarnation Station

Subject: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: bobad
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 11:01 PM

Find out what you'll be in your next life at The Reincarnation Station.

It turns out that I'm going to be a lion.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: number 6
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 11:05 PM

I'll be a cat .... that's ok.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: GUEST,John O'L.
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 11:08 PM

Elephant.

Almost 25% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than me. That's cool. More than 25% are a higher form of life than me now.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 11:09 PM

Tiger, me. Rowr. Yum -- raw wildebeeste!! LOL


A

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: The Shambles
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 11:11 PM

Looks like I will be coming back as Clapham Junction..

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: number 6
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 11:20 PM

That's better than the old Weston Road Dundas West Junction in Toronto.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: The Shambles
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 11:25 PM

There is always the Angel (Islington).

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: number 6
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 11:29 PM

I did see an angel at the Islington station ... I still remember her.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: katlaughing
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 11:41 PM

A horse, of course!**bg**

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Phil Cooper
Date: 21 Mar 06 - 11:50 PM

I guess I'll be an elephant, too!

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Alba
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 12:09 AM

Be warned I am coming back as a Tiger...and I will take great pleasure in biting the ass of anyone who has p'd me off in this incarnation...***glee* Get it, got it...good!

Thing is I wanted to be a Horse.
Don't we get a choice in the reincarnation thing? that's a bit of a blow:(

Anyway..oh well a Tiger is it then I suppose.**Big toothy grin**

Jude

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: polaitaly
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 03:55 AM

A peacock. Puah!
pol

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Paul Burke
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 04:14 AM

A Great Tit- is someone trying to tell me something?

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 04:31 AM

I don't believe in reincarnation & I didn't believe in it last time either.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From:
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 04:36 AM

I'm going to be a Gorilla....apparently!

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 04:42 AM

Me an Owl!That's gonna be a hoot.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: freda underhill
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 05:28 AM

..another owl!

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: David C. Carter
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 05:42 AM

Seems we're in ca-hoots!

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: mack/misophist
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 08:26 AM

Am I the only parrot?

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 08:41 AM

When I lied I would come back as a rabbit, with 78% of the people higher than me. When I told the truth it was as a tiger.

Why couldn't I have been an oyster? Or a barnacle? Or a T. Rex? Any of those would have been fine.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 08:42 AM

I came back as a bearded hippy.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From:
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 08:44 AM

Tired it again..just out of curiousity and apparently I'm coming back as an owl...

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Alba
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 08:46 AM

Now Khatt were you really really honest the second time round??..lol

I'm off to see if I can get the Horse I want to be in my next life.....

Love
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From:
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 08:47 AM

I couldn't remember what I answered the first time round...I tried to be honest...really I did!!

Oh well....I'd just be happy to have a lifetime off next time!!! *G*

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 08:59 AM

Naw...too silly.

Most people who believe in reincarnation do not subscribe to the theory that people reincarnate as animals of one kind or another due to their various character flaws or assets. People are thought to normally reincarnate as people again, generally speaking.

There are, however, some less sophisticated sectors in the Hindu population who do believe that you will reincarnate as some lower life form if you have led a bad life. Well, fine with me if they believe that, but I doubt that they are right.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: gnomad
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:04 AM

Another peacock here.

Is it just me (and it's not just this quiz, it's most such jobbies) I found that the options offered were mostly nothing like my real responses to the questions? The choice was largely between several answers that were 100% wrong, just find one I could twist to be only 99% wrong.

Yeah I know, shut up, lighten up, and prepare for life as an amoeba.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:08 AM

I dunno, LH -- seems self-evident that your ability to operate a complex organism will suffer if you are stacked with offenses and crimes and such.


A

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: jacqui.c
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:13 AM

A wolf. That's fine with me - I like wolves. However, I do agree with gnomad about the choices given.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:18 AM

Amos, there are any number of simply awful human circumstances you can be dropped into via reincarnation if you want to pay off your bad karma...

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: The Shambles
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:20 AM

A wolf. That's fine with me - I like wolves. However, I do agree with gnomad about the choices given.

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Subject: RE: BS: I may disagree with what you say -
From: jacqui.c - PM
Date: 16 Mar 06 - 06:54 PM

Baaaaa

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:24 AM

The questions aren't worth answering, for the reasons stated by gnomad. That's always the trouble with this sort of test, and why I can't be bothered doing them. I like to think...but I can't think usefully when trying to answer useless questions.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:34 AM

a Zebra???? Not even a wombat or an Echidna? I ain't coming back! Nyaaahhh!

"Only 23% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you."

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Jeri
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:39 AM

I did it twice. The me on an insecure day is coming back as a rhino. The 'me' on a good day is going to be an elephant. Apparently, size matters.

Other than the fact this site is designed based on one person's opinion of what's good or bad, and it just for fun, I have a beef with the "What others think of you" question. There's no "MOST people like you" answer. You either have to be a little-suzie-socialite, a controversial person, a nasty person, or a wall-flower. Where's the average person who most people like but occasionally somebody doesn't?

Jeri, who seems destined to have a funny looking nose.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Den
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:51 AM

I'm coming back as an elephant too Jeri. Maybe we could get together with a few others above and form a herd.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Becca72
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 10:15 AM

I'm coming back as a dog...not a bad life, really (and no ugly jokes, please) but I've always fancied myself more feline...

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 10:18 AM

Alcoholic woodpecker.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 10:19 AM

You think you hate Mondays.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 10:28 AM

Raw Wildebeeste, Amos? Yer Lion, I think. Anyway, bite me arse. >;-)

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 10:31 AM

Wolf!

Cool!

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 02:14 PM

I agree with Little Hawk.

But for the purposes of this little parlor game, it looks like I'll be coming back as a gorilla. Strange, because I rarely go ape. But gorillas are noble creatures. Nice fur coat.

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Bert
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 02:38 PM

Another elephant.

They asked if I was male or female but didn't specify whether I'd be a male or female elephant, so I'm bit nervous about all this.

There seems to be quite a few elephants here but no mudcats yet.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 04:25 PM

"mudcat" is a state of mind, not a species. You can't 'come back' as one, you always are one.

(hey, Jeri...at least you have a nose a spoon will stick to. I never could get mine to hold one!)

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Bert
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 04:31 PM

I think that Jeri has rather a nice nose The Jeri nose _ let's vote on this - Who agrees with me?

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: katlaughing
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 05:13 PM

LH, animals are NOT lower life forms!! The Tibetan Buddhists believed some of the dogs around the Potala were reincarnated monks.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: GUEST,Rover
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 05:17 PM

Arf, arf grrrrrrrrrrrrr...........arf.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 05:50 PM

I still wanna come back as a barnacle. Or a cowboy.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Don Firth
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 06:20 PM

"If there's anything to this reincarnation thing, I want to come back as a bra."
                                                                                        --Jesse Ventura

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Amos
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 06:32 PM

I think there's a song from the cowboy lexicon about this -- something to do with the digestive tract of horses, if I recall aright... :D


A

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: frogprince
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 06:36 PM

It says I'll be a horse; that would be fine by me. But I really don't believe in the whole thing; I'm a neigh-sayer.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: bobad
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 06:41 PM

I want to be reincarnated as your tampon. -- Prince Charles, 1991

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:16 PM

It's called "Reincarnation" by Wallace McRae.

What is reincarnation? A cowboy asked his friend.
It starts, his old pal told him, when your life comes to an end.
They wash your neck and comb your hair and clean your fingernails,
And put you in a padded box away from life's travails.

The box and you goes in a hole that's been dug in the ground.
Reincarnation starts in when you're planted 'neath that mound.
Them clods melt down, just like the box, and you who is inside.
And that's when you begin your transformation ride.

And in a while the grass will grow upon your rendered mound,
Until some day, upon that spot, a lonely flower is found.
And then a horse may wander by and graze upon that flower
That once was you, and now has become your vegetated bower.

Now, the flower that the horse done eat, along with his other feed,
Makes bone and fat and muscle essential to the steed.
But there's a part that he can't use and so it passes through.
And there it lies upon the ground, this thing that once was you.

And if perchance, I should pass by and see this on the ground,
I'll stop awhile and ponder at this object that I've found.
I'll think about Reincarnation and life and death and such,
And come away concludin', why, you ain't changed all that much.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Alba
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:22 PM

ROFL...see now that's why I want to come back as a Horse not a Tiger.

Good one Rapaire and a nod of course to Mr McRae:)

Jude

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: bobad
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:25 PM

Love it Rap, my idea of reincarnation in a nutshell.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 06 - 09:27 PM

Then there was the old cowboy who wanted his skin tanned and turned into a side-saddle after he was dead so that what he loved the most would be on top of him all the time....

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: The Shambles
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:11 AM

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...
the other eight are unimportant.

Henry Miller

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: mooman
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:40 AM

Tiger! Gggggrrrrrr.....

Peace

moo

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:58 AM

"Tan me 'ide when I'm dead, Fred,
Tan me 'ide when I'm dead."
So they tanned 'is 'ide when 'e died, Clyde,
And that's it 'angin' on the shed!
All together now.......

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 05:13 AM

I just took the test and got:

"Your next life shall be as a giraffe.

Almost 30% of people will be reincarnated as a higher form of life than you.

You're not perfect, but you've led a better life than most. With a few changes now, your next life could be even better."

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Crystal
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 05:34 AM

I'm going to be a bear apparently! It didn't say what type though, personally I'm looking for Polar bear, after all its a top predetor and the chances of being killed by hunmters much lower!

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Alba
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 06:23 AM

Crystal, just one thing....location, location, location **grin**

Dare I suggest a Giant Panda Bear in the next Life? If it looks like your in a spot of endangerment then some kind folks will whisk you off to a secure enviroment and feed you Bamboo and fly in potential Girl/Boy partners.
Folks will oo and aah over your beauty, forgeting that you are a Bear and seeing you as more of a big cuddly toy:)

Besides at the rate of Global warming it would appear that the Poles are melting...this ain't a good thing for Polar Bears.

I am stuck with being a Tiger ITNL I suppose so as Mooman says..Grrrrrrr...(unless I find out what changes I am required to make in order to earn a Horse reincarnation vacation!)
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Paul Burke
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 06:40 AM

What's higher than a giraffe? a kite?

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: gnu
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 06:53 AM

Apparently, a panda is. I wonder what the top 7% is/are? I must try to answer all the questions "correctly" and see. Anyone try this yet?

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: kendall
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 06:59 AM

Another elephant.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Alba
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 07:14 AM

If you find out how I can achieve a bloody horse would you let me know Gnu:)
Ta muchly
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: jacqui.c
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 07:42 AM

gnu - I got to be a shark - only 5% above me.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: JennyO
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 08:28 AM

What's higher than a giraffe?

Yes, that thought occurred to me too. I must admit I rather like the idea of a giraffe - being only 5ft 1 and short-sighted in this life. I'd have a whole new perspective, wouldn't I!

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 08:48 AM

A cowboy. There are -56% higher than that.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: SINSULL
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 09:07 AM

A lion - and apparently the only one. I think it was the $2 question that determined my fate.

But the questions are ridiculous...or at least the answer choices. Most didn't apply.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: kendall
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 11:05 AM

Let's not build a religion around this thing! It's entertainment, nothing more.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: gnomad
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 11:16 AM

Hang it, Kendall, you mean I have to wait and see?

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Kweku
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 11:19 AM

a tiger.

but has anyone thought about the destination.imagine coming back as a tiger and ending up in a zoo or an area full of hunters/poaches, looking for a tiger's teeth.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Alba
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 02:50 PM

Now you've done it Quarco!,**Big Grin**,

I was thinking there I would be roaming wild and free,
Now I am thinking what I will I do when I'm in a Zoo.

That does it, I am going back and finding another afterlife :)

Jude

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Alba
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 02:52 PM

Quarcoo, I was sure that I had put the double 'O' on the end of your Name but apparently I didn't. Sorry:)
J

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Kaleea
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 04:08 PM

hmmm, same as my horrible scope sign-Lion. whuzzat mean?

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: gnu
Date: 23 Mar 06 - 06:15 PM

Destination? for an alcoholic woodpecker? A Tennesee hardwood ridge?

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 12:02 AM

Well it says that 9% will be better than me. I guess the next life will be one hello of a step down...

John

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Kweku
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 03:13 AM

hey! interestingly no body is coming back as a vegetable.

hmmmmm! or is because vegetable is consumed by everybody or the compilers of this reincarnation station are vegetable eaters.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 08:09 AM

I want to know why a shark is considered to be a higher form of life, with only 5% above it.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 08:14 AM

Perhaps it is because the shark is such a simple creature?

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 08:22 AM

Top one must be GWB then.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 09:13 AM

So that's where the vegetables are!

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: GUEST,dianavan
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 01:24 PM

I'm coming back as a horse.

Do I get to choose what kind of horse?

I don't want to be a racehorse but I think I would like to be an RCMP horse that patrols the parks. Actually, there are quite a few opportunities for horses. On second thought, I want to be a member of the last herd of wild horses in B.C.

My first choice would be to become an Appaloosa.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 01:51 PM

GWB? Jac... hahahaha, good one.

Horse? A lot of people seem to like the horse. Of course, if I tried that, I'd probably come back as an ass.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 05:06 PM

I think asses are cute - especially when they ain't wrinkled!

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: Sorcha
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 06:05 PM

Says I'm gonna be an elephant....

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: John O'L
Date: 24 Mar 06 - 11:09 PM

Yeah me too and if dianavan can choose what kind of horse his she's gonna be then I want to choose what kind of elepehant.

I want to be a pink one

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: GUEST,dianavan
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 01:59 AM

well thats better than becoming a white elephant.

Subject: RE: BS: The Reincarnation Station
From: JennyO
Date: 25 Mar 06 - 09:15 AM

or a wrinkled pink one... elephant that is.....