BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx

Subject: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: Donuel
Date: 27 May 06 - 12:01 PM

What is the commonality here?
The Maryland and Virginia "Mohamad" sniper is acting as his own lawyer and presented his summary over 3 hours yesterday. He quoted the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx.

He has already received the death penalty in Virginia so I guess he is now just having fun with it in the Maryland courts.

I say to you Mohamad that you are indeed insane but the difference between you and other Hitleresque madmen is only that of scale.
You converted only one child to kill for you while masters of your craft convert and co-opt millions.

Mohamad, if I were to ask you one question of your diseased mind it would be "why does your name and the prophet of your "fundamentalist religion" have the word ham and mad in it? Ham, your most sinful anathema is right in the middle and then your name ends with mad. Whats up with that? That would be like Christians worshipping Jesodomynuts.

Perhaps if you had seen the movie Coconuts or Duck Soup, you would have seen the errors in your deranged thinking and your personal radical Islamic revolution.

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 27 May 06 - 06:23 PM

Donuel,

Real Faith transcends Rational Thought.

Psychologists also say "He's Nuts".

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: GUEST
Date: 28 May 06 - 03:08 AM

Groucho Marx would have been great in the Whitehouse

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 28 May 06 - 04:58 AM

Donuel, sorry but while I may agree with your sentiments, I still have to point out the obvious flaw in your statement that makes a mockery of it all - it shows you grasping at straws to provide justification: Did it not occur to you that there are other languages besides English, and that "ham" may mean something totally different in the language from which the name Mohammad originates? Ditto for "mad".

Deranged thinking is not best countered with unhinged argument.

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 28 May 06 - 04:59 AM

And I agree with GUEST about Groucho.

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 28 May 06 - 08:31 PM

Donuel, if the ultimate mystery of life itself proves in the end to be a cryptic crossword clue, you are probably in with a chance.

My first instinct however is that anagrams are not going to solve this.

Unless God really is a dog.

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: Donuel
Date: 29 May 06 - 08:41 AM

It is true Arab and Persian words, as well as names, do not translate well into English. Ask Nomar Nosehair or the Shiites.

I did a picture called 'A night in the White House' where all the members of the Bush family are depicted as part of a Marx brothers movie. Unfortunately it can no longer be seen since the owners of Lycos have locked my website so no one can view my inflamatory pictorial opinions. Perhaps the only surviving images I have done will be those that others have saved.

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: Bill Hahn//\\
Date: 29 May 06 - 04:33 PM

Hooray Hooray for Captain Spaulding.


Bill Hahn

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 May 06 - 04:57 PM

who was Margaret Dumont?

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 29 May 06 - 05:03 PM

1. Margaret Dumont was the large lady in the Marx Bros films.

2. Of course God was/is a dog. No true believer would challenge that.

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 May 06 - 05:11 PM

an upset dog

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 29 May 06 - 05:12 PM

All kinds of dog. At the same time, too.

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: Bill Hahn//\\
Date: 29 May 06 - 06:27 PM

Ah---Captain Spalding---The African Explorer. Some called him Schnorer.

According to Groucho's bios he thought Margaret Dumont was wonderful---and never got any joke.

Check out one of his bios--sad ending that a woman who cared for him in later years and put together his farewell tour is sued by the "alleged" loving son. Rumor has it that she is now a bag lady in Santa Monica

As to Mark Twain in this thread---he is now proven wrong---rumor's of his death, Groucho and all the folks in the Bible are correct---Still dead.

Bill Hahn

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 29 May 06 - 06:29 PM

So JC is finally gone, Bill?

Subject: RE: BS: the bible, Mark Twain and Groucho Marx
From: Bill Hahn//\\
Date: 29 May 06 - 06:50 PM

Sure looks like it.

Which brings us to the very deep query of referring to someone as "..the late_____" At which point does he not become late and we know he/she is not showing up.

Bill Hahn